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Finn
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Followed by some of your favorite account scrapers, terminally gay
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Love all this Final Destination teasing of it. All the precariously placed items, each of them a single piece of the Rube Goldberg machine that will eventually start the biggest celebration on Earth.
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Oh no, anything but that...
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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The store got Easter stuff out like they're so sick of Christmas that they want to skip to the end
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A mouse gave birth in my humane mouse trap and I feel bad about bringing them all outside. At least it's like 70+ degrees today.
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
New year, new me (worse)
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh my GOD
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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A five hour film about the romance between designers Rei Kawakubo
(Commes des Garçons) & Yohji Yamamoto when young. They have a conversation about what to buy at the market. He draws a little. She draws a little. The rest: wordless shots of a kitchen. It has half the budget of an Avatar film.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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changing my title to secretary of war and immediately wetting my pants after doing war crimes in front of everyone
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Darth Vengabus
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pyramid Head keeps leaving my sexts on read
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM