Finn
@finnyus.bsky.social
Followed by some of your favorite account scrapers, terminally gay
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doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
doing the dishes in my sink so the guy coming to fix my heating doesn’t know i eat breakfast
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i have something to say
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make movies 90 minutes again
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
make movies 90 minutes again
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My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
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*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
June 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
Pyramid Head keeps leaving my sexts on read
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pyramid Head keeps leaving my sexts on read
This really is what it's all about
My wife has accidentally dressed like Han Solo today. I'm giddy. Pointing it out at every opportunity. Quoting Star Wars with abandon. This is why I got married, so I can spend the day gently bullying a beautiful idiot knowing that they legally have to remain in love with me.
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This really is what it's all about
Change one letter to ruin a candy
Tootsie Pox
Tootsie Pox
Folly Rancher
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Change one letter to ruin a candy
Tootsie Pox
Tootsie Pox
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
Flirting with bottoms be like
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Flirting with bottoms be like
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a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murderer pushes me from a moving train but i just happen to land on a horse being ridden by train robbers and they make me get back on the train and rob it with them but when i see the murderer, i treat him with respect and kindness while i rob him, showing him that i am the better person
When the fat guy on Grindr says "no fatties"
New guidance from the Trump administration directs visa officers to consider common health ailments, including obesity and diabetes, when would-be immigrants seek to enter the U.S. n.pr/4oV0WFn
Immigrants with obesity, diabetes and other health problems may be denied visas
New guidance from the Trump administration directs visa officers to consider common health ailments, including obesity and diabetes, when would-be immigrants seek to enter the U.S.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When the fat guy on Grindr says "no fatties"
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
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Oh, so that's why you can't report ads for being scams: They already know
Incredible- Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by Reuters show. And the social media giant internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day."
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh, so that's why you can't report ads for being scams: They already know
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Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
Mamdani is going to implement Cher LP law. Everyone will have to kowtow to the nearest disco five times a day while Believe (1998) plays.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Cher LP law. Everyone will have to kowtow to the nearest disco five times a day while Believe (1998) plays.
It was dumb when the show was running, and it's even dumber now
The way people still talk about Game of Thrones like the things that happened onscreen were done by the writers to real people in real life will never cease to disturb me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It was dumb when the show was running, and it's even dumber now
The awful music from this game is forever seared into my rotting brain
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The awful music from this game is forever seared into my rotting brain
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I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
May 10, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
Anyone who does this is a scab and lower than a worm's belly
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Anyone who does this is a scab and lower than a worm's belly
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my "i didn't know that was a nazi tattoo when i got it" tattoo next to my nazi tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my "i didn't know that was a nazi tattoo when i got it" tattoo next to my nazi tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo
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We've converted our indoctrination room into a fun movie theater for our guests' kids. Showing this week is the wacky musical "Dancer In The Dark."
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We've converted our indoctrination room into a fun movie theater for our guests' kids. Showing this week is the wacky musical "Dancer In The Dark."