Knocked the shit-eating grin SMOOVE THE FUCK OFF that fool's face ❤️

Somebody make sure to hook up the link if this stalwart American needs help with hospital bills or anything (knuckle injuries are a real pain)

And they said poetry is dead

Weird, I was looking at programs to become a chief of medicine who has had it with your shit but DAMMIT that's the finest doctor we have and little Tracey would be dead without that ballpoint pen trachiotomy.

Pepperonis*

I imagined it and I'm crying

HEY SO I TRIED ONE OF THESE AND IT KICKED MY ASS UP AND DOWN LIKE SEVEN FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AND I'M MAD AT ALL OF YOU

How does she feel about the mortal enemies though

Well gosh THAT can't be right

JCO will at least make it quick, the first whack of the axe guaranteed lethal

"Call me Calista Flockhart one more time, flesh boy."

"Ooh, Kate Moss is getting hangry."