finiteattention
@finiteattention.bsky.social
Decent processor. Shitty RAM. She/her.
I’m not here much, because it’s not good for me.
Trans women are women, trans men are men, stop thinking you can police other people's lived experience, maybe try being kind for a change.
I’m not here much, because it’s not good for me.
Trans women are women, trans men are men, stop thinking you can police other people's lived experience, maybe try being kind for a change.
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Their "significant cognitive disadvantage" will include "not seeing as many ads".
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Their "significant cognitive disadvantage" will include "not seeing as many ads".
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Absolutely fascinating choice by Channel 4 in the UK - I hope it’s made available online worldwide somewhere. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Channel 4 to mark Trump’s UK visit with ‘longest uninterrupted reel of untruths’
Broadcaster to dedicate Wednesday night schedule to unpicking US president’s false or misleading statements
www.theguardian.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Absolutely fascinating choice by Channel 4 in the UK - I hope it’s made available online worldwide somewhere. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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your order has shipped, would you like to track it?
yeah? well, slow down the fuck down because your order hasn't shipped.
we just wanted to let you know we printed the sticker.
we're proud of the sticker
yeah? well, slow down the fuck down because your order hasn't shipped.
we just wanted to let you know we printed the sticker.
we're proud of the sticker
August 15, 2024 at 1:55 PM
your order has shipped, would you like to track it?
yeah? well, slow down the fuck down because your order hasn't shipped.
we just wanted to let you know we printed the sticker.
we're proud of the sticker
yeah? well, slow down the fuck down because your order hasn't shipped.
we just wanted to let you know we printed the sticker.
we're proud of the sticker
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So what you do is, you just scroll. With your thumb. Yeah, like that. And then your brain lives 8 very stressful lifetimes in the span of 30 minutes. I do it like 10 times a day. I’ve lost the ability to make eye contact with my loved ones.
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So what you do is, you just scroll. With your thumb. Yeah, like that. And then your brain lives 8 very stressful lifetimes in the span of 30 minutes. I do it like 10 times a day. I’ve lost the ability to make eye contact with my loved ones.
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America, online: www.todayintabs.com/p/groyper-wa...
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
America, online: www.todayintabs.com/p/groyper-wa...
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swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
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September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Sainsbury’s recalls two own-brand hummus varieties over E coli fears
Sainsbury’s recalls two own-brand hummus varieties over E coli fears
FSA says affected items could contain shiga toxin-producing Stec strain and have been recalled as a precaution
Sainsbury’s has recalled two varieties of its own-brand hummus over fears they may contain a deadly strain of E coli, advising customers who have bought the products not to eat them.
The affected items include 315g containers of JS Classic Houmous, with a use-by date of 13 September, and 200g tubs of JS Lemon & Coriander Houmous with a use-by date of 14 September. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Sainsbury’s recalls two own-brand hummus varieties over E coli fears
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Barista "Clipper tea?"
Me "Clop?"
Me "Clop?"
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Barista "Clipper tea?"
Me "Clop?"
Me "Clop?"
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Read this as a single headline and nearly clicked through to what I thought was going to be the greatest wild ride ever before I realised
September 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Read this as a single headline and nearly clicked through to what I thought was going to be the greatest wild ride ever before I realised
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
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Watching the bit of Paddington where he sleeps rough on a bench in the rain and thinking what a rose-tinted idealised view of Britain it is to have a bench you can sleep rough on.
September 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Watching the bit of Paddington where he sleeps rough on a bench in the rain and thinking what a rose-tinted idealised view of Britain it is to have a bench you can sleep rough on.
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This week’s newsletter is about socks and depression.
“Everything has an effect on everything else. Everything in your life is related to everything else. A perfect peach can lead to five pages of good writing. Leaving the house without cleaning the sink can lead to a day of doing shitty design.”
“Everything has an effect on everything else. Everything in your life is related to everything else. A perfect peach can lead to five pages of good writing. Leaving the house without cleaning the sink can lead to a day of doing shitty design.”
How to fold socks
This is my art studio all packed up. It’s all in storage now. Still looking for a new place. 💰 Join the $2 Lunch Club! 💰 This week’s question comes to us...
buttondown.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This week’s newsletter is about socks and depression.
“Everything has an effect on everything else. Everything in your life is related to everything else. A perfect peach can lead to five pages of good writing. Leaving the house without cleaning the sink can lead to a day of doing shitty design.”
“Everything has an effect on everything else. Everything in your life is related to everything else. A perfect peach can lead to five pages of good writing. Leaving the house without cleaning the sink can lead to a day of doing shitty design.”
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*steps out of the WAIS server in 1996*
“Whoah that was quick! Why are you back so soo—“
“Future’s haunted.”
“What?”
*cocks gun* “Future’s haunted.”
“Whoah that was quick! Why are you back so soo—“
“Future’s haunted.”
“What?”
*cocks gun* “Future’s haunted.”
Nope. We're done. We are going to back to a text only internet. Y'all had images and sounds and fucked it up too bad. We're going gopher mode. We're getting gemini pilled. You're going to learn to use telnet and like it. You have one movie, it's pretty good.
Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.
September 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*steps out of the WAIS server in 1996*
“Whoah that was quick! Why are you back so soo—“
“Future’s haunted.”
“What?”
*cocks gun* “Future’s haunted.”
“Whoah that was quick! Why are you back so soo—“
“Future’s haunted.”
“What?”
*cocks gun* “Future’s haunted.”
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If I were the UK Government I would simply not route all my communications through the platform whose owner just called for regime change in Britain and said "fight back or die"
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If I were the UK Government I would simply not route all my communications through the platform whose owner just called for regime change in Britain and said "fight back or die"
LEERDAMMERTIME
September 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
LEERDAMMERTIME
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Make a band singular:
1 Singular
1 Singular
Make a band singular:
A cubic centimeter
A cubic centimeter
September 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
U
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All of Oxford falls silent except for a single partly cracked and rusted bell hanging crooked from the stern of the Bang Barge that gives a dull ring whenever the barge is knocked by a wave…the young and hollow men slump listlessly towards it, summoned aboard for a desolate fuck
September 14, 2025 at 10:24 AM
All of Oxford falls silent except for a single partly cracked and rusted bell hanging crooked from the stern of the Bang Barge that gives a dull ring whenever the barge is knocked by a wave…the young and hollow men slump listlessly towards it, summoned aboard for a desolate fuck
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The sheer eeriness…it should be a bang barge, and it should slither down the canals of England, arriving with a fog as obscure as stone and bone-chilling cold. A single hooded gondolier pushing it along with a stick should summon young men within with a curling, skeletal finger in deathly silence.
September 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The sheer eeriness…it should be a bang barge, and it should slither down the canals of England, arriving with a fog as obscure as stone and bone-chilling cold. A single hooded gondolier pushing it along with a stick should summon young men within with a curling, skeletal finger in deathly silence.
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The 90s was from November 1989 (Fall of Berlin Wall) to September 11th 2001. The 00s was from then until 2008 (financial crisis). The 10s was from 2008 until 2016 (Brexit/Trump). The 20s ran until March 2020 (Covid). The 30s ended sometime around 2022.
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The 90s was from November 1989 (Fall of Berlin Wall) to September 11th 2001. The 00s was from then until 2008 (financial crisis). The 10s was from 2008 until 2016 (Brexit/Trump). The 20s ran until March 2020 (Covid). The 30s ended sometime around 2022.
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shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
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I mean, that’s a happy looking dawg.
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I mean, that’s a happy looking dawg.