Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
· Apr 16
You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.
NO!!! No!! no No no No no!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
NO!!! No!! no No no No no!!
The Real Housewives of the NANOG dist list
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The Real Housewives of the NANOG dist list
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i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
I’m such a die hard Genndy Tartakovsky fan, but the unyielding grief and sorrow of Primal is almost too much to bear at the moment!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I’m such a die hard Genndy Tartakovsky fan, but the unyielding grief and sorrow of Primal is almost too much to bear at the moment!!!!
A little (er, big) work in progress to ring in the year of the horse. I’m going to be horse girling it up SO bad this year
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
A little (er, big) work in progress to ring in the year of the horse. I’m going to be horse girling it up SO bad this year
Went to the post office today and a woman had all these Manila envelopes spread across the counter. Clearly had been there awhile. “The post office has to ship them for free,” she said in the most annoyed voice. “They’re SPIRAL BOUND CALENDARS.” Worker looks at me. I’m like idk what’s happening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Went to the post office today and a woman had all these Manila envelopes spread across the counter. Clearly had been there awhile. “The post office has to ship them for free,” she said in the most annoyed voice. “They’re SPIRAL BOUND CALENDARS.” Worker looks at me. I’m like idk what’s happening.
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The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The official Bulgaria account on Instagram is doing some pretty cool stuff
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
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Eating the dirt as fast as God can make it
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Eating the dirt as fast as God can make it
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Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
I want a suspended baby bouncy thing (but me sized) and then also a treadmill that goes up to like 80mph so I can run how I do in my dreams
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I want a suspended baby bouncy thing (but me sized) and then also a treadmill that goes up to like 80mph so I can run how I do in my dreams
for sure and seven years ago
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
for sure and seven years ago
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
my bank just invited me to “*the* webinar of the year” and it’s just how to use their app
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my bank just invited me to “*the* webinar of the year” and it’s just how to use their app
which one of you named this horse
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
which one of you named this horse
having creative friends is perhaps my only flex. look at this leather masterpiece from @brenthor.bsky.social
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
having creative friends is perhaps my only flex. look at this leather masterpiece from @brenthor.bsky.social
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
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Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me