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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times

My Art: whatmaddness.com

Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Eating the dirt as fast as God can make it
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I want a suspended baby bouncy thing (but me sized) and then also a treadmill that goes up to like 80mph so I can run how I do in my dreams
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
for sure and seven years ago
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@dly.bsky.social happy birthday!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my bank just invited me to “*the* webinar of the year” and it’s just how to use their app
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
which one of you named this horse
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
having creative friends is perhaps my only flex. look at this leather masterpiece from @brenthor.bsky.social

to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Extending a meeting indefinitely by asking a group of engineers their opinion on a minute detail that doesnt matter in the slightest
October 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
banana shake
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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These are my casual jeans. These are my work jeans. These beauties are my sleeping jeans. These are my sex jeans. Crotchless, naturally. Here's my formal jeans. Met the mayor in these jeans. He definitely noticed too. Didnt say anything but I could tell. These ones are for gaming. Pretty stained
May 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM