Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
· Apr 16
You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
at the home improvement store trying to figure out why everyone else is there at 8:15 on December 26. maybe their kitchen sink shutoff valve won’t stop leaking too. maybe they can help me
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Eating the dirt as fast as God can make it
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Eating the dirt as fast as God can make it
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Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
I want a suspended baby bouncy thing (but me sized) and then also a treadmill that goes up to like 80mph so I can run how I do in my dreams
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I want a suspended baby bouncy thing (but me sized) and then also a treadmill that goes up to like 80mph so I can run how I do in my dreams
for sure and seven years ago
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
for sure and seven years ago
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
my bank just invited me to “*the* webinar of the year” and it’s just how to use their app
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my bank just invited me to “*the* webinar of the year” and it’s just how to use their app
which one of you named this horse
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
which one of you named this horse
having creative friends is perhaps my only flex. look at this leather masterpiece from @brenthor.bsky.social
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
having creative friends is perhaps my only flex. look at this leather masterpiece from @brenthor.bsky.social
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
to hold all my paintbrushes and bully me to be better at what I’m trying to do
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Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Pressing play on a video called Arthur Morgan Reassuring Male Horse 10 HOURS, closing my eyes, and laying naked in a snowbank until the devil comes to take me
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Extending a meeting indefinitely by asking a group of engineers their opinion on a minute detail that doesnt matter in the slightest
October 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Extending a meeting indefinitely by asking a group of engineers their opinion on a minute detail that doesnt matter in the slightest
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
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imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
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These are my casual jeans. These are my work jeans. These beauties are my sleeping jeans. These are my sex jeans. Crotchless, naturally. Here's my formal jeans. Met the mayor in these jeans. He definitely noticed too. Didnt say anything but I could tell. These ones are for gaming. Pretty stained
May 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM
These are my casual jeans. These are my work jeans. These beauties are my sleeping jeans. These are my sex jeans. Crotchless, naturally. Here's my formal jeans. Met the mayor in these jeans. He definitely noticed too. Didnt say anything but I could tell. These ones are for gaming. Pretty stained