Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
My Art: whatmaddness.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
· Apr 26
(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
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take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
take me to the hospital, no not that one, the one that believes in laughter
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Maybe this is the thing that will End All Email.
The siren call, she finally reached me. I am making my first quilt.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The siren call, she finally reached me. I am making my first quilt.
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
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Hoping that today is the day my mind and my body invite me to their group chat
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hoping that today is the day my mind and my body invite me to their group chat
B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
B2B expert
(Buddy to Buddy)
(Buddy to Buddy)
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GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
May 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable
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drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack
December 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
drawing a line in the sand. and then another line. and then a kinda dome shape. and then the nutsack
The bad news is your soft shell is delicious
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The bad news is your soft shell is delicious
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.
JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +
DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
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Here some fun bluesky labels I made
This User Is/Has/etc
- Thin Red Aura
- Full of Hate, and Starving
- Been Dead for 11 Years
- Enjoys Flat Soda
- Tears of Genuine Loss Heal Most Wounds
- Defies God in a Cunt-Serving Fashion
- Can Drink A Whole Juicebox In Just One Suck
This User Is/Has/etc
- Thin Red Aura
- Full of Hate, and Starving
- Been Dead for 11 Years
- Enjoys Flat Soda
- Tears of Genuine Loss Heal Most Wounds
- Defies God in a Cunt-Serving Fashion
- Can Drink A Whole Juicebox In Just One Suck
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here some fun bluesky labels I made
This User Is/Has/etc
- Thin Red Aura
- Full of Hate, and Starving
- Been Dead for 11 Years
- Enjoys Flat Soda
- Tears of Genuine Loss Heal Most Wounds
- Defies God in a Cunt-Serving Fashion
- Can Drink A Whole Juicebox In Just One Suck
This User Is/Has/etc
- Thin Red Aura
- Full of Hate, and Starving
- Been Dead for 11 Years
- Enjoys Flat Soda
- Tears of Genuine Loss Heal Most Wounds
- Defies God in a Cunt-Serving Fashion
- Can Drink A Whole Juicebox In Just One Suck
whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
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everyone should stop posting northern lights photos before i kill myself
October 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
everyone should stop posting northern lights photos before i kill myself
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
does my moon river look like piss river be honest
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
does my moon river look like piss river be honest
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When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When you click on a video that’s like, The Secret to the Perfect Ponytail, and it’s like, “Imagine in your hands a knife. Let your conscience guide its divine path. And excise that part of yourself that even wants a ponytail.”
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
Giant 🎃 pumpkin 🎃 gnocchi 🎃
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Giant 🎃 pumpkin 🎃 gnocchi 🎃
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother