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Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
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WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
I think the Avatar movies are like those immersive art shows where they project giant animations of Van Goghs on all the walls. The latter are good in cities with a liberal approach to soft drugs, because they give tourists a fun place to indulge where they can't potentially damage actual art.
these movies are fascinating to me, none of the people i hang around with in real life have ever seen them, i've never heard any of those people talk about them, and my friend group includes a lot of people who see and talk about movies often, but i *know* that tons of people go see and enjoy them
Is there any franchise that's made more money and had less impact on wider culture than Avatar?
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think the Avatar movies are like those immersive art shows where they project giant animations of Van Goghs on all the walls. The latter are good in cities with a liberal approach to soft drugs, because they give tourists a fun place to indulge where they can't potentially damage actual art.
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Colonoscopy doctor: the imaging will be on this screen, if you don't want to look then we can angle it away or you can close your eyes
Me, fentanyl already starting to kick in: no, I want to see it, how often do I get the chance to see up my own colon?
Me, fentanyl already starting to kick in: no, I want to see it, how often do I get the chance to see up my own colon?
December 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Colonoscopy doctor: the imaging will be on this screen, if you don't want to look then we can angle it away or you can close your eyes
Me, fentanyl already starting to kick in: no, I want to see it, how often do I get the chance to see up my own colon?
Me, fentanyl already starting to kick in: no, I want to see it, how often do I get the chance to see up my own colon?
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"
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Ruby Wax, further up the Jongleurs bill than my band, took us new girls under her wing in the dressing room. We later watched in adoration as she turned on a heckler and said, “Buddy, shut up. I do my act like you have sex. Alone.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ruby Wax, further up the Jongleurs bill than my band, took us new girls under her wing in the dressing room. We later watched in adoration as she turned on a heckler and said, “Buddy, shut up. I do my act like you have sex. Alone.”
Smell it! Smell it! Tell me that's not ham.
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Smell it! Smell it! Tell me that's not ham.
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Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
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Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
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Surely it's not too late to make a christmas card!
Somehow the classic Norwegian song "You, Me, and the Eurasian Bullfinch" doesn't have the same ring to it in English. 🤔
Watercolor (pencil and regular) & mixed media. Sort of a speed paint.
#ArtAdventCalendar #BirdArt
Somehow the classic Norwegian song "You, Me, and the Eurasian Bullfinch" doesn't have the same ring to it in English. 🤔
Watercolor (pencil and regular) & mixed media. Sort of a speed paint.
#ArtAdventCalendar #BirdArt
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Surely it's not too late to make a christmas card!
Somehow the classic Norwegian song "You, Me, and the Eurasian Bullfinch" doesn't have the same ring to it in English. 🤔
Watercolor (pencil and regular) & mixed media. Sort of a speed paint.
#ArtAdventCalendar #BirdArt
Somehow the classic Norwegian song "You, Me, and the Eurasian Bullfinch" doesn't have the same ring to it in English. 🤔
Watercolor (pencil and regular) & mixed media. Sort of a speed paint.
#ArtAdventCalendar #BirdArt
Note to the person who just lit up a cigarette and cracked a window: please remember for the future that this doesn't work. The restaurant is now smelly AND cold.
Festive greetings,
Someone who remembers the 90s
Festive greetings,
Someone who remembers the 90s
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Note to the person who just lit up a cigarette and cracked a window: please remember for the future that this doesn't work. The restaurant is now smelly AND cold.
Festive greetings,
Someone who remembers the 90s
Festive greetings,
Someone who remembers the 90s
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About to leave the cosy (fake) hearth to bike to church and bring my chorister friend his phone and glasses. Hope your Christmases are going well. #JoinIn
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
About to leave the cosy (fake) hearth to bike to church and bring my chorister friend his phone and glasses. Hope your Christmases are going well. #JoinIn
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"I am large, my stocking contains multitudes."
Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
I do not want much this Christmas time There is but one thing I need. It is not a gift that can be placed beneath the holiday tree, The house is fi...
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December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I am large, my stocking contains multitudes."
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"we're in iran waiting to ship to the front and there's this orphan cub, let's adopt him"
"oh the brits won't let mascots on their boat? let's enlist him"
"the bear likes beer and cigarettes now"
"damn that bear can lift a lot of shells"
"the bear has earned a promotion"
"oh the brits won't let mascots on their boat? let's enlist him"
"the bear likes beer and cigarettes now"
"damn that bear can lift a lot of shells"
"the bear has earned a promotion"
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"we're in iran waiting to ship to the front and there's this orphan cub, let's adopt him"
"oh the brits won't let mascots on their boat? let's enlist him"
"the bear likes beer and cigarettes now"
"damn that bear can lift a lot of shells"
"the bear has earned a promotion"
"oh the brits won't let mascots on their boat? let's enlist him"
"the bear likes beer and cigarettes now"
"damn that bear can lift a lot of shells"
"the bear has earned a promotion"
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The Harold Godwinson is on the tree!
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Harold Godwinson is on the tree!
Time for this Christmas story again. I think that a lot of the popularity of this story is the number of people who have a dad just like this one.
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Time for this Christmas story again. I think that a lot of the popularity of this story is the number of people who have a dad just like this one.
Oh lor
Want to hear about my worst ever Christmas Day? Sure you do.
20-ish years ago, my then-girlfriend said her brother had invited us to spend Christmas day with him and his girlfriend at said girlfriend's mum's house. Sounds cosy, right? Nope. 1/
20-ish years ago, my then-girlfriend said her brother had invited us to spend Christmas day with him and his girlfriend at said girlfriend's mum's house. Sounds cosy, right? Nope. 1/
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh lor
A visual aid for anyone who's been listening to #TheArchers
The farmers do one through my town every year and it's very popular, but the whole point is that you can actually SEE the tractors. I don't see how it works on the radio. #TheArchers
Verlichte trekkertocht 2025 20-12-2025 - weespfoto.nl
www.weespfoto.nl
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A visual aid for anyone who's been listening to #TheArchers
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Along with #duvetknowitschrismas, time for a new yearly tradition:
#ITschristmas, where we share IT support horror stories from helping family over Christmas.
Here's mine to start:
#ITschristmas, where we share IT support horror stories from helping family over Christmas.
Here's mine to start:
Time between walking through my relatives door and fixing a tech issue that has been "driving them mad": 8 minutes.
The TV was in demo mode. It has been in demo mode for several months.
The TV was in demo mode. It has been in demo mode for several months.
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Along with #duvetknowitschrismas, time for a new yearly tradition:
#ITschristmas, where we share IT support horror stories from helping family over Christmas.
Here's mine to start:
#ITschristmas, where we share IT support horror stories from helping family over Christmas.
Here's mine to start:
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I love this country and its traditions, perhaps none more so than how Smithfield butchers are treated like rock stars on Xmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I love this country and its traditions, perhaps none more so than how Smithfield butchers are treated like rock stars on Xmas Eve
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Our first lamé duck president
"About a third of the walls are now covered in gold — appliqués, frames or other decorations, a Times analysis showed."
A 3-D Look Inside Trump’s Revamped Oval Office (Gift Article)
Take a 3-D tour of the president’s office, where he covered more than a third of wall space with gold.
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Our first lamé duck president
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At @casabentbill.bsky.social, we don't have to decorate our trees for the holidays. The toucans take care of that for us.
This Keel-billed Toucan has been watching the banana feeder for ten minutes this morning, making sure it's safe to have a snack. Once it deems it secure, its friends will follow
This Keel-billed Toucan has been watching the banana feeder for ten minutes this morning, making sure it's safe to have a snack. Once it deems it secure, its friends will follow
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
At @casabentbill.bsky.social, we don't have to decorate our trees for the holidays. The toucans take care of that for us.
This Keel-billed Toucan has been watching the banana feeder for ten minutes this morning, making sure it's safe to have a snack. Once it deems it secure, its friends will follow
This Keel-billed Toucan has been watching the banana feeder for ten minutes this morning, making sure it's safe to have a snack. Once it deems it secure, its friends will follow
It's got the ring, and everything
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's got the ring, and everything