Mister Alex
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Apparently roadside tyre outfits are fine with you being sat inside the vehicle during the change of tyre and this seems bizarre to me but hey it's dry.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Apparently roadside tyre outfits are fine with you being sat inside the vehicle during the change of tyre and this seems bizarre to me but hey it's dry.
A flat fucking tyre.
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A flat fucking tyre.
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
Walking home from the school's extended hours offer with our kiddo, just now.
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park
Alt: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is skipping down a sidewalk in a park
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Walking home from the school's extended hours offer with our kiddo, just now.
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
Do I have any Bsky moots in Reading? I'm there for work tomorrow and currently, look set to finish just as traffic home will be becoming a pain.
Be good to know if there's a good spot to kill an hour or two with food and a non alcoholic beverage before the trip back.
Be good to know if there's a good spot to kill an hour or two with food and a non alcoholic beverage before the trip back.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Do I have any Bsky moots in Reading? I'm there for work tomorrow and currently, look set to finish just as traffic home will be becoming a pain.
Be good to know if there's a good spot to kill an hour or two with food and a non alcoholic beverage before the trip back.
Be good to know if there's a good spot to kill an hour or two with food and a non alcoholic beverage before the trip back.
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
Oh yes Xander this is very practical, absolutely ideal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Oh yes Xander this is very practical, absolutely ideal.
Must. Not. Load. DF. Up.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Must. Not. Load. DF. Up.
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Social media enables and enforces very strong in group and out group behaviour that protects people when they decide to try and tear strangers apart. Very little will come down to illiteracy - a lot is about being fully protected from social consequences of being utterly vile for no good reason.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Social media enables and enforces very strong in group and out group behaviour that protects people when they decide to try and tear strangers apart. Very little will come down to illiteracy - a lot is about being fully protected from social consequences of being utterly vile for no good reason.
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"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
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Cybercuck
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Cybercuck
Joined us for episode 7 of the last taskmaster series.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Joined us for episode 7 of the last taskmaster series.
Finally exhausted himself and crashed out for a little nap... Did he sleep in either of the two cat beds, armchairs, the couch or the sunny windowsill for his afternoon snooze?
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Finally exhausted himself and crashed out for a little nap... Did he sleep in either of the two cat beds, armchairs, the couch or the sunny windowsill for his afternoon snooze?
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
WHEN HIS BUTT GOES UP AND HIS FACE GOES DOWN AND HE'S GAUGING THE PERFECT MOMENT TO ATTACK HIS TOYS HE DOES A LITTLE "CHUFF CHUFF CHUFF" TO HIMSELF OMG HOW IS HE SO PERFECT 😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
WHEN HIS BUTT GOES UP AND HIS FACE GOES DOWN AND HE'S GAUGING THE PERFECT MOMENT TO ATTACK HIS TOYS HE DOES A LITTLE "CHUFF CHUFF CHUFF" TO HIMSELF OMG HOW IS HE SO PERFECT 😭😭😭😭
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I WONDER WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM THAT IDEA NIGEL, YOU ABSOLUTE HORSE DIARRHEA SPONGE
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I WONDER WHO THE FUCK GAVE THEM THAT IDEA NIGEL, YOU ABSOLUTE HORSE DIARRHEA SPONGE
Settling in: a story in four parts
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Settling in: a story in four parts
Here's an optical illusion for you, @sonofraucous.bsky.social. There are one (1) animated film characters in this image.
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Here's an optical illusion for you, @sonofraucous.bsky.social. There are one (1) animated film characters in this image.
If anyone was thinking of watching it who hasn't yet, this is absolutely spot on.
Some of the laziest screenwriting I've ever seen. Entire scenes that are characters soberly saying "This is a very moving event and very meaningful" in a way that is not at all moving or meaningful to you, the viewer.
Some of the laziest screenwriting I've ever seen. Entire scenes that are characters soberly saying "This is a very moving event and very meaningful" in a way that is not at all moving or meaningful to you, the viewer.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If anyone was thinking of watching it who hasn't yet, this is absolutely spot on.
Some of the laziest screenwriting I've ever seen. Entire scenes that are characters soberly saying "This is a very moving event and very meaningful" in a way that is not at all moving or meaningful to you, the viewer.
Some of the laziest screenwriting I've ever seen. Entire scenes that are characters soberly saying "This is a very moving event and very meaningful" in a way that is not at all moving or meaningful to you, the viewer.
One for the SOAD fans.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
One for the SOAD fans.
Last night was rather spectacular, as per for our local village green bonfire night.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Last night was rather spectacular, as per for our local village green bonfire night.
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It's a character sheet for a smug c*nt of a fox. I can't imagine a coca cola exec wanting to look at anything else.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's a character sheet for a smug c*nt of a fox. I can't imagine a coca cola exec wanting to look at anything else.