David J
@damjef.bsky.social
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
I try to avoid posting about politics cos it’s just relentless and depressing but suffice to say that having voted Labour at every election between 1989 and 2023 I won’t be voting for them again any time soon.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I try to avoid posting about politics cos it’s just relentless and depressing but suffice to say that having voted Labour at every election between 1989 and 2023 I won’t be voting for them again any time soon.
Remember remember
The password to this fucking account in November.
The password to this fucking account in November.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Remember remember
The password to this fucking account in November.
The password to this fucking account in November.
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 41
No. 10
Chappell Roan
Good Luck, Babe!
2024
USA
Kayleigh's here!
Fully expecting this to top the pile once everything's been tallied up.
youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?...
No. 10
Chappell Roan
Good Luck, Babe!
2024
USA
Kayleigh's here!
Fully expecting this to top the pile once everything's been tallied up.
youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?...
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 41
No. 10
Chappell Roan
Good Luck, Babe!
2024
USA
Kayleigh's here!
Fully expecting this to top the pile once everything's been tallied up.
youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?...
No. 10
Chappell Roan
Good Luck, Babe!
2024
USA
Kayleigh's here!
Fully expecting this to top the pile once everything's been tallied up.
youtu.be/1RKqOmSkGgM?...
🎶 Can I make it any more obvious …. 🎶
She was a prison officer. He was a convicted rapist. How did she fall for him?
She was a prison officer. He was a convicted rapist. How did she fall for him?
Cherrie-Ann Austin-Saddington was working in a men’s prison when she began a relationship with an inmate that would turn her, too, into a criminal. How do some of the most dangerous men in Britain get what they want – even behind bars?
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
🎶 Can I make it any more obvious …. 🎶
Reposted by David J
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Big butts
Not lying
Itty bitty waists
Round things
Big things
Thick things
Juicy things
Stayin'
Playin'
Buns
Big butts
Not lying
Itty bitty waists
Round things
Big things
Thick things
Juicy things
Stayin'
Playin'
Buns
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Electro
Metal
Food
Crisp White wine
Kinell
Cats
Hot sunshine
Travel
Diet Coke
Musician autobiographies
Electro
Metal
Food
Crisp White wine
Kinell
Cats
Hot sunshine
Travel
Diet Coke
Musician autobiographies
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Books
Dark chocolate
Music
Winter scenes
Warm lighting
Vintage fashion
Waffle duvet covers
Apple juice
Trainers
Seashores
Books
Dark chocolate
Music
Winter scenes
Warm lighting
Vintage fashion
Waffle duvet covers
Apple juice
Trainers
Seashores
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Big butts
Not lying
Itty bitty waists
Round things
Big things
Thick things
Juicy things
Stayin'
Playin'
Buns
Big butts
Not lying
Itty bitty waists
Round things
Big things
Thick things
Juicy things
Stayin'
Playin'
Buns
Reposted by David J
florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 40
No. 11
Boygenius
Not Strong Enough
2023
USA
… and a 4th time.
Top 10 to come and someone we haven’t met yet still has 3 tracks to go. 👀
youtu.be/bIX_ouNJsTs?...
No. 11
Boygenius
Not Strong Enough
2023
USA
… and a 4th time.
Top 10 to come and someone we haven’t met yet still has 3 tracks to go. 👀
youtu.be/bIX_ouNJsTs?...
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 40
No. 11
Boygenius
Not Strong Enough
2023
USA
… and a 4th time.
Top 10 to come and someone we haven’t met yet still has 3 tracks to go. 👀
youtu.be/bIX_ouNJsTs?...
No. 11
Boygenius
Not Strong Enough
2023
USA
… and a 4th time.
Top 10 to come and someone we haven’t met yet still has 3 tracks to go. 👀
youtu.be/bIX_ouNJsTs?...
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My joy at catching the last train to Glasgow before they were all cancelled has been tempered by the bloke next time playing his Instagram feed at full volume with no headphones. Occasionally pausing it to ask me (four times now) if he’s on the right train and where can he smoke.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My joy at catching the last train to Glasgow before they were all cancelled has been tempered by the bloke next time playing his Instagram feed at full volume with no headphones. Occasionally pausing it to ask me (four times now) if he’s on the right train and where can he smoke.
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 39
No. 12
MUNA feat. Phoebe Bridgers
Silk Chiffon
2021
USA
Phoebe’s back for the 3rd time…
youtu.be/fhyk9rchC2c?...
No. 12
MUNA feat. Phoebe Bridgers
Silk Chiffon
2021
USA
Phoebe’s back for the 3rd time…
youtu.be/fhyk9rchC2c?...
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 39
No. 12
MUNA feat. Phoebe Bridgers
Silk Chiffon
2021
USA
Phoebe’s back for the 3rd time…
youtu.be/fhyk9rchC2c?...
No. 12
MUNA feat. Phoebe Bridgers
Silk Chiffon
2021
USA
Phoebe’s back for the 3rd time…
youtu.be/fhyk9rchC2c?...
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 38
No. 13
Charli XCX feat. Lorde
Girl, So Confusing (Remix)
2024
UK/NZ
I ride for you Charli & Ella.
youtu.be/0q3K6FPzY18?...
No. 13
Charli XCX feat. Lorde
Girl, So Confusing (Remix)
2024
UK/NZ
I ride for you Charli & Ella.
youtu.be/0q3K6FPzY18?...
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 38
No. 13
Charli XCX feat. Lorde
Girl, So Confusing (Remix)
2024
UK/NZ
I ride for you Charli & Ella.
youtu.be/0q3K6FPzY18?...
No. 13
Charli XCX feat. Lorde
Girl, So Confusing (Remix)
2024
UK/NZ
I ride for you Charli & Ella.
youtu.be/0q3K6FPzY18?...
In a London hotel ahead of a work user conference tomorrow being kept awake by the tumultuous carnal congress of the clearly numerous people directly above me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In a London hotel ahead of a work user conference tomorrow being kept awake by the tumultuous carnal congress of the clearly numerous people directly above me.
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 37
No. 14
CMAT
The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station
2025
IRE
Still very much looking like my number 1 for @thefestive50.bsky.social
youtu.be/BTWg-Ky6VZU?...
No. 14
CMAT
The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station
2025
IRE
Still very much looking like my number 1 for @thefestive50.bsky.social
youtu.be/BTWg-Ky6VZU?...
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 37
No. 14
CMAT
The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station
2025
IRE
Still very much looking like my number 1 for @thefestive50.bsky.social
youtu.be/BTWg-Ky6VZU?...
No. 14
CMAT
The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station
2025
IRE
Still very much looking like my number 1 for @thefestive50.bsky.social
youtu.be/BTWg-Ky6VZU?...
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 36
No. 15
Magdalena Bay
Image
2024
USA
This is one that's been creeping higher up my list with every passing review.
14 tracks to go including 3 doublers and a trebler. Who? What? How?
youtu.be/DfcWOPpmw14?...
No. 15
Magdalena Bay
Image
2024
USA
This is one that's been creeping higher up my list with every passing review.
14 tracks to go including 3 doublers and a trebler. Who? What? How?
youtu.be/DfcWOPpmw14?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 36
No. 15
Magdalena Bay
Image
2024
USA
This is one that's been creeping higher up my list with every passing review.
14 tracks to go including 3 doublers and a trebler. Who? What? How?
youtu.be/DfcWOPpmw14?...
No. 15
Magdalena Bay
Image
2024
USA
This is one that's been creeping higher up my list with every passing review.
14 tracks to go including 3 doublers and a trebler. Who? What? How?
youtu.be/DfcWOPpmw14?...
Three consecutive posts on my TL:
The BBC is great
The BBC is awful
The BBC is both great and awful
The BBC is great
The BBC is awful
The BBC is both great and awful
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Three consecutive posts on my TL:
The BBC is great
The BBC is awful
The BBC is both great and awful
The BBC is great
The BBC is awful
The BBC is both great and awful
Charli's love of the Velvets is long known. I'd still dearly love to find that Velvet Underground t shirt she wore at Primavera.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Charli's love of the Velvets is long known. I'd still dearly love to find that Velvet Underground t shirt she wore at Primavera.
Seems an opportune moment to share one of my more successful efforts from back on the Nazi hellsite. RT'd by David Walliams nonetheless. 🙁
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Seems an opportune moment to share one of my more successful efforts from back on the Nazi hellsite. RT'd by David Walliams nonetheless. 🙁
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 35
No. 16
Kendrick Lamar
Not Like Us
2024
USA
Yes it's all extremely childish isn't it but it's still a fucking bop.
youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...
No. 16
Kendrick Lamar
Not Like Us
2024
USA
Yes it's all extremely childish isn't it but it's still a fucking bop.
youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 35
No. 16
Kendrick Lamar
Not Like Us
2024
USA
Yes it's all extremely childish isn't it but it's still a fucking bop.
youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...
No. 16
Kendrick Lamar
Not Like Us
2024
USA
Yes it's all extremely childish isn't it but it's still a fucking bop.
youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?...
Damnit. Another of my retirement plans binned.
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Damnit. Another of my retirement plans binned.
Reposted by David J
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
It does feel like the acts on Jools Holland are booked by the one guy. There’s so little music on TV these days and what do we get? The Divine fucking Comedy. 😔
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It does feel like the acts on Jools Holland are booked by the one guy. There’s so little music on TV these days and what do we get? The Divine fucking Comedy. 😔
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 34
No. 17
Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen
Like I Used To
2021
USA
Not often that two of your absolute favourite artists get together and the Abbaesque video was the cherry on top.
youtu.be/5ibj87fwRaM?...
No. 17
Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen
Like I Used To
2021
USA
Not often that two of your absolute favourite artists get together and the Abbaesque video was the cherry on top.
youtu.be/5ibj87fwRaM?...
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
#TheTwen2ie5 Day 34
No. 17
Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen
Like I Used To
2021
USA
Not often that two of your absolute favourite artists get together and the Abbaesque video was the cherry on top.
youtu.be/5ibj87fwRaM?...
No. 17
Sharon Van Etten & Angel Olsen
Like I Used To
2021
USA
Not often that two of your absolute favourite artists get together and the Abbaesque video was the cherry on top.
youtu.be/5ibj87fwRaM?...