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David J
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Fair play to Stranger Things. No spoilers here and even tho S5 was a bit of a struggle that title sequence at the end was all of the feels.
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
2026. Very much the same as 2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, etc. etc. etc.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
What’ll finally see me off social media are those joy sucking blowhards who post shite like “if you like X you’re an idiot. You should like Y and Z instead”

Few of them around this morning.
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Happy new year to all the little people who live in my phone. x
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Lucy Dacus show did have my favourite gig moment of the year when she was visibly impressed by the ferocity of a Barras singalong.
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Daniel Levy enjoying his retirement
This hits differently when you realise she’s in the bath with a short, bald man.
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This hits differently when you realise she’s in the bath with a short, bald man.
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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🎶 He said Captain… 🎶
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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RIP to the absolute gold standard of line reads youtu.be/ZSRs3g2AnxA?...
SENATOR CLAY DAVIS SHIIIIIT COMPILATION (THE WIRE TV SHOW)
YouTube video by AllTypesOfShitChann
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December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
🎶 He said Captain… 🎶
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Craig’s end of year blog is always full of stuff you’d clean forgot happened.
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
What a match this is at the darts.
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Almost started watching this last night but after seeing this trailer and *that* "illuminati" line I am DEFINITELY watching it later.
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Keep buying things assuming I can just plug them in to my other stuff and they’ll just work. What a fucking idiot.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If you see this post share a smile
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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The best present of all - Defector's annual list of 'things people got stuck inside themselves' is out! My favourite is 'two diamond rings', but pick your own! defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What’s everyone’s favourite avatar quote?

“You’re gonna need a bigger avatar.”
What’s everyone’s favourite avatar quote?

“My name is Avatar, you killed my father. Prepare to die”
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?

"Just when I thought my Avatar was out, they pull it back in."
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Release the Santa list.
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@jenbren.bsky.social I know of only one person who would use “pube”
Stolen off of the other place and your guess is as good as mine #FacebookNews
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM