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beakmoo.bsky.social
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@beakmoo.bsky.social
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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
I block TERFs.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · Sep 29
Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.
Recipe, text reads "25g butter, plus a knob".
beakmoo.bsky.social
Home made smoked salmon fishcakes again. 🎉
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
How do I have a craving for chocolate? These fucking injections are costing me actual money ffs.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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bobhawkins.bsky.social
The BBC should offer Donald Trump one of these.. & assure him that in this country it ranks above a Nobel peace prize. #wato
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
I think the badgers have hacked my Ocado account. Twice the usual amount of bananas. 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Just bought five eyeliners, like some sort of...woman, I don't know. I don't do this often so it feels weird.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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johnsimpsonnews.bsky.social
Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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lizrummy.bsky.social
oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
No idea how I did this. I should buy a lottery ticket.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Discovered a foolproof way of getting himself to finally put the clean duvet cover on that I gave him days ago. Get the cat to have a fit on the old one and pee on it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Husband is watching the last 20 minutes of a film because he's only rented it till midnight. Typically for him it's a cheerful tale about Japan in 1946, black and white, subtitles, about a woman with radiation sickness driven to prostitution to survive.
It's being so cheerful keeps him going.
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
"Sordid frightfulness? After what happened last time? Dream on love." #GirlsOwnCC
girlsown.bsky.social Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 2d
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
I've been asked why I was searching whether geese have penises. Truth is I went to have a gander at a dating site and got caught in the pun dimension.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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protopigeon.lol
Your semi regular reminder to not buy Cathedral City cheese. Other cheddars are available, and superior in some cases.

#cheesereminders

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Davidstow Cathedral City cheese firm pollution fine
Cathedral City manufacturer Dairy Crest has admitted polluting the local area over five years.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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fubarrockchick.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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felixthefemale.bsky.social
This seems like important information

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n...
‘They’re not wolves – they’re sheep’: the psychiatrist who spent decades meeting and studying lone-actor mass killers
Paul E Mullen has had a front-row seat to the men behind some of the worst public massacres. He says it’s possible to ‘disrupt the script’ for future violence
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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alisonfisk.bsky.social
Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙

Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago!

📷 by me

#Archaeology
My photo collage shows four hippo statuettes made of Egytian blue faience, a ceramic material made of ground quartz. Their bright-blue shiny bodies are decorated in black with depictions of Nile river plants such as water weed and lotus flowers. This decoration depicts their marsh habitat as well as having various layers of symbolism associated with regeneration. For example lotus flowers open in the morning and close at night, symbolising rebirth. Blue faience hippos have been found in Middle Kingdom tombs of high ranking officials. It’s thought they were placed in the tombs to aid the rebirth of the deceased. Hippo top left - Walking hippo shown in profile facing right. Height 11.5 cm, Length 21 cm. Egyptian Museum, Cairo. Top right - Roaring hippo (looks like the hippo is smiling), seated, with head at left and turned inwards to front. Height 7.5 cm, length 12.5 cm. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen. Bottom left - Standing hippo in profile facing right. This hippo is part of the Met Museum’s collections and is popularly known as ‘William’. Height 11.2 cm, Length 20 cm Bottom Right - Reclining hippo with head on the right, facing front, and tilted down. Egyptian Museum, Cairo
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Outdoor feral cat has had two bowls of food already this morning and I'm saying no to a third. I feel like a massive heel though.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Happy birthday missus @craftycow.bsky.social
A purple and white moo cow.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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spudgunmoo.bsky.social
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
I have whiskey. I forgot how nice it is.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
More fireworks. Shut the fuck up, scum of the earth people.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
I'm in bed already. For an obscure and boring reason trying to google if geese have penises, and coming up with a load of stuff about ducks. Is it me or are search engines not as good as they used to be?
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
#TheArchers Are we supposed to find Esme charming?
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
For a "nation of animal lovers" the UK certainly seems to not give a fuck about terrifying them, some so badly they die of fear. I am so fucking angry right now.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Poor old Wilf coming to his mum for comfort during the fireworks only to find out she's got an exploding nose. Poor cat can't catch a break. 🫤
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM