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@beakmoo.bsky.social
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
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@beakmoo.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.
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YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.
Half dreading watching Corriedale later. I get too involved. Obviously I don't give a fuck who they kill off from Emmerdale, but leave my favourite Coronation Street characters alone you bastards.
Take Billy! Please.
Take Billy! Please.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Half dreading watching Corriedale later. I get too involved. Obviously I don't give a fuck who they kill off from Emmerdale, but leave my favourite Coronation Street characters alone you bastards.
Take Billy! Please.
Take Billy! Please.
YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
I can't get over this pup's face! 😆
Luna has been here, and today we have practiced Sit, Wait and Heel (coming along nicely).
We also discovered that peanut butter in a Kong is delicious, pizza in the oven smells nice, trying to steal bread off the counter top is not allowed and that, often, bits of cheese fall on the floor
#DogSky
We also discovered that peanut butter in a Kong is delicious, pizza in the oven smells nice, trying to steal bread off the counter top is not allowed and that, often, bits of cheese fall on the floor
#DogSky
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I can't get over this pup's face! 😆
Actual size.
Squeeeeeeeee 🐑
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Actual size.
There's either a herd of buffalo upstairs or Wilf has the zoomies.
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
There's either a herd of buffalo upstairs or Wilf has the zoomies.
Facebook has reminded me of when I was trying to make a serious political point last year and spoiled it by saying "a complete fundlestanding of UK politics".
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Facebook has reminded me of when I was trying to make a serious political point last year and spoiled it by saying "a complete fundlestanding of UK politics".
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January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
A baltic 6.3 Celsius in my kitchen this morning.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
A baltic 6.3 Celsius in my kitchen this morning.
Christ, it's Sunday! I genuinely had no idea.
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Christ, it's Sunday! I genuinely had no idea.
In one of those moods where I don't know what's wrong but something is. What fun autism can be. (Ironically that was sarcasm.)
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
In one of those moods where I don't know what's wrong but something is. What fun autism can be. (Ironically that was sarcasm.)
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January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
That stuff from Aldi is no way as good as yer actual Baileys. That said, I do feel nicely pissed in a very...creamy...way.
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
That stuff from Aldi is no way as good as yer actual Baileys. That said, I do feel nicely pissed in a very...creamy...way.
Raccoons are adorable aren't they? Except apparently they're not.
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Raccoons are adorable aren't they? Except apparently they're not.
When the Orcs in LOTR say "meat is back on the menu boys", it does rather imply that these particular Orcs are familiar with restaurants or cafés. I can't really buy it tbh.
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
When the Orcs in LOTR say "meat is back on the menu boys", it does rather imply that these particular Orcs are familiar with restaurants or cafés. I can't really buy it tbh.
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This made me laugh far more than really it had any right to…
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This made me laugh far more than really it had any right to…
Husband asked me what happened in #TheArchers tonight. 😯 I might be able to reel him in.
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Husband asked me what happened in #TheArchers tonight. 😯 I might be able to reel him in.
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This incredible wire horse sculpture, titled Time Is Slipping Away, was created by the Romanian artist Darius Hulea. He is known for his masterful works made from industrial iron, stainless steel, copper, and brass wires.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This incredible wire horse sculpture, titled Time Is Slipping Away, was created by the Romanian artist Darius Hulea. He is known for his masterful works made from industrial iron, stainless steel, copper, and brass wires.
Sweet boy is keeping me company while I'm in the bath.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Sweet boy is keeping me company while I'm in the bath.
Introduce yourself with what nearly killed you: A woman driving who turned around to see what her children were up to, drove into the back of the car I was in, pushing it into an oncoming Toyota which completely caved in my side of the car, leaving me hanging out of the driver's side window.
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Introduce yourself with what nearly killed you: A woman driving who turned around to see what her children were up to, drove into the back of the car I was in, pushing it into an oncoming Toyota which completely caved in my side of the car, leaving me hanging out of the driver's side window.
It snowed! In the deep south!
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
It snowed! In the deep south!
Poor Wilf had one of his regular fits in the night, came out of it in the usual way, ate a ton of food. Went over to his sister to say hello, still a bit confused, she punched him in the face. Cats eh?
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Poor Wilf had one of his regular fits in the night, came out of it in the usual way, ate a ton of food. Went over to his sister to say hello, still a bit confused, she punched him in the face. Cats eh?