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beakmoo.bsky.social
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@beakmoo.bsky.social
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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
I block TERFs.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · Sep 29
Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.
Recipe, text reads "25g butter, plus a knob".
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rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
‘This is a library, Sir’
February 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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cozmicaztaway.bsky.social
Wife sent me this, and yeah, yeah...
I would rather have 1000 reform supporters in my shop than 1 immigrant. But then I'm an undertaker. (Zep Hartley)
February 19, 2026 at 10:18 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Woohoo! "Disturbingly good" apparently.
Worgle 1500 2/6

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February 19, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
The duke of nonce being arrested has cheered me right up.
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Deleted my post because people are misinterpreting it as suicidal and I'm not.
February 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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jamesdaustin.bsky.social
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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fenrisgames.com
new "you fucking what" reaction just dropped
owls-in-towels.bsky.social Owls in Towels @owls-in-towels.bsky.social · 6d
A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉
Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Goodnight from me, and goodnight from Wilf. #CatsOfBluesky
Close up of rakishly handsome ginger tom cat.
February 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
I accidentally added coffee to the cafetiere a second time. I can see through time now. I wonder if it'll help my short term memory problem.
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
@captainbionic.bsky.social Happy birthday missus!🎂
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
@avantgardening.pl happy birthday darling man. 🎂
February 18, 2026 at 9:41 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Lady Elizabeth Boo, yet another of my nieces.
White cat with black Hitler markings. Manages to be very pretty somehow.
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
My niece's description of her surgeon- "she looked about 20, absolutely stunning. Bitch." I think we share a lot of DNA.
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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pickwick.bsky.social
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Ever think how astounding it is that some cats walk around dressed as James Bond in Casino Royale? Why so formal little man?
black and white cat.
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Oh, and it’s also the 50th anniversary of the disappearance of this chap, so: happy vanishing Bum Farto day to all who celebrate
Who is Bum Farto — and is he back? Fugitive’s story returns to Key West in a new form
Bum Farto was Key West’s fire chief who became a fugitive after a drug conviction. He has never been found and is declared dead. Now, he is the focus of a Duval Street musical.
www.miamiherald.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Himself said to me this morning to make sure I cover up the shingles blisters when I go out. He must imagine I planned to go to Aldi's in a backless ball gown.
(Or a "gownless evening strap" as my mother once memorably called it.)
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
In what god-forsaken accent does the green group work?
Connections
Puzzle #981
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February 16, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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bibilynch.bsky.social
Be easier to use your hands, surely?
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
beakmoo.bsky.social
Got bloody shingles again. Fuck sake.
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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benteh.no
😳any help and pointers much appreciated. Primarily Oslo hybrid.

#informationArchitecture #css #wcag #solutionArchitect
benteh.no benteh @benteh.no · 7d
i got fired 😕

over 30% got the boot.

hit me up for #frontend #wcag #accessibillity #css #semanticWeb

have some kickass frontend colleagues available too
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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simeonthefool.bsky.social
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
beakmoo.bsky.social
To paraphrase Genesis, "me, I'm just cat furniture, you can tell me by the way I walk."
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM