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master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. 🇳🇴

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benteh @benteh.no · Mar 31
🦋 fabulous things i know about nature. 1/? 🦋

way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.

this thread is coming with me, this time in english.

🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"amercian toilets are an ode to sea level rise" 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🤦‍♀️watching an "ask an evolutionary biologist" and god almighty are the questions stupid.

"does evolution also apply to plants"
"if we descend from monkeys why do monkeys still exist?"
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
jeg er glad jeg ikke er 16 år gammel i disse tider
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
many things exhaust me, but in the top three is americans incapable of differentiating between socialism, communism, and social democracy.

this is why many of you sound exceedingly dimwitted. and i include highly educated political commentators.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
an absolute myste.. oh, my god, the reichdag caught fire?!?
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
såå se om jeg skjønner dette... ..kirkens bymisjon hadde så store 🤑 dollartegn i øya pga. 2.4 millioner i 1980. derfor så gjennom fingrene at et kriterie var å pleie og vedlikeholde graven til en mann hvis navn er et internasjonalt synonym til landsforræder og femtekolonist. i nittenåtti?! atte?!
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
did i by accident ask ai about a code snippet?
yes
what was it?
i asked for syntax for a colour array in an js app
was it complicated?
no
did i try it?
yes
did it work?
no
was it anywhere near?
no
are we surprised?
no
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Yes and yet several European countries are embracing a far-right worldview that would burn these policies to the ground, so let’s be not be smug or complacent here - particularly as Mamdani‘s pro-immigration stance is radical by European standards.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ -- Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
health and safety minister
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
UK has gone full frontal lobotomy on itself
Everyone gets their own article in The Telegraph, this week and any week, provided they're willing to hail the transformative benefits of leaving the ECHR, but deny the reality that parts of the UK think very little of the quality of British justice shorn of international oversight.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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"You'll meet someone eventually" is well-meant but just not always true, it's down to luck. Some of us aren't going to meet the right person for us, we're destined to become a vaguely sinister slime that lurks in bogs to drag unsuspecting walkers to their doom in our gloopy depths and that's okay!
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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stolen from another social where it was probably stolen from another social.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
this week on This American Life:

Afrikaaners/Amrikaaners "refugees"

is WILD

these afrikaaners are utter knobheads

www.thisamericanlife.org/872/winners
Winners - This American Life
America loves winners—now more than ever. But how do you get to a win in 2025 America? We watch someone trying to score a win in a game whose rules are being made up as she plays.
www.thisamericanlife.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
not only will our brains turn to oatmeal, but also the ability to interact with people. we'll end up talking to the waitress as if she is ai. cool.
Our vet uses an ai agent phone service and I just want to be free from this hell. I tried, man. Explained the reason. The AI interrupted me and asked a non useful question. So I asked to speak to a real person, it asked why I was calling again, and then it connected me so I could start all over.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
i wasn't prepared for the fact that working in software development requires so many endless meetings and dealing with so many PEOPLE 😶
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
brannfakkel. studenter skal studere. de skal ha nok penger til en grei hverdag, og om de vil ha bil eller treukers heisatur til thailand får de ta en sommer- eller deltidsjobb 🤷🏽‍♀️ jeg inkluderer yrkesfag. aLLe hAr gOdt Av å SLitE SeG ut i rEdsel FoR Ikke Ha nOk TiL HuslEIE er ikke en god oppskrift
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
you get decals printed at zazzle that looks better and that says something
Jesus, it's so embarassing to be American right now.
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
so now we gofundme american troops in norway, cool cool
NEW: The US Army website for its bases in Bavaria, Germany told its soldiers and employees that it might need to obtain free food from the German government during the US government shutdown.

The Army later altered publication to remove a list of food banks, but we have the original text here:
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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If you’re calling these animals a “sea flap flap,” your taxonomy is out of date and you really need to get with the times.

Rays have been called “charismatic pancakes of wonder” for many years now.
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"zorans views are aligned with hamas says israeli minister" 😂😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM