benteh
@benteh.no
master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. π³π΄
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
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benteh
@benteh.no
Β· Mar 31
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way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
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way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
𦫠π 𦦠πΈ π π¦
apparently, hooking irc to slack you either 1. cannot reply in thread (an thereby post your answer to threadpost nr 50 in the channel. utter confusion) OR 2. it is possible, but even the ejit meganerds that insist on this cannot figure it out. so no, not everything.
wasn't there a IRC scandal?
wasn't there a IRC scandal?
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
apparently, hooking irc to slack you either 1. cannot reply in thread (an thereby post your answer to threadpost nr 50 in the channel. utter confusion) OR 2. it is possible, but even the ejit meganerds that insist on this cannot figure it out. so no, not everything.
wasn't there a IRC scandal?
wasn't there a IRC scandal?
to be fair he has a Suspicious Accent www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Irish man held in ICE detention says he fears for his life and asks Ireland for help
Seamus Culleton describes conditions as βtortureβ as he pleads with taoiseach to raise his case with Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
to be fair he has a Suspicious Accent www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
jeg stoler ikke pΓ₯ en eneste granskning der eva joly ikke er med. punktum.
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
jeg stoler ikke pΓ₯ en eneste granskning der eva joly ikke er med. punktum.
hello, american filmmakers.
it is ok to have a british actor, it is stupid to have a british actor with poor language skills playing the brother and son in a very very american family. we can hear it
it is ok to have a british actor, it is stupid to have a british actor with poor language skills playing the brother and son in a very very american family. we can hear it
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
hello, american filmmakers.
it is ok to have a british actor, it is stupid to have a british actor with poor language skills playing the brother and son in a very very american family. we can hear it
it is ok to have a british actor, it is stupid to have a british actor with poor language skills playing the brother and son in a very very american family. we can hear it
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can someone help me find the quote from some #css guru that said something to the effect of
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
can someone help me find the quote from some #css guru that said something to the effect of
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
can someone help me find the quote from some #css guru that said something to the effect of
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
can someone help me find the quote from some #css guru that said something to the effect of
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
"js frameworks come and go β hire CSS experts to ensure your stuff has longer shelf life than milk"
something like that just much better
shipping dude was asked what he thought when he heard epstein was dead: "it was a joy"
so it goes
so it goes
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
shipping dude was asked what he thought when he heard epstein was dead: "it was a joy"
so it goes
so it goes
update.
epstein made elaborate threats to a shipping dude to sell a flat to RΓΈd-Larsen for half its worth. "if you don't, it'll not be good for your family"
RΓΈd-Larsen and epstein plotted this knowing shipping dudes economic difficulties (was about to go bankrupt)
epstein made elaborate threats to a shipping dude to sell a flat to RΓΈd-Larsen for half its worth. "if you don't, it'll not be good for your family"
RΓΈd-Larsen and epstein plotted this knowing shipping dudes economic difficulties (was about to go bankrupt)
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
update.
epstein made elaborate threats to a shipping dude to sell a flat to RΓΈd-Larsen for half its worth. "if you don't, it'll not be good for your family"
RΓΈd-Larsen and epstein plotted this knowing shipping dudes economic difficulties (was about to go bankrupt)
epstein made elaborate threats to a shipping dude to sell a flat to RΓΈd-Larsen for half its worth. "if you don't, it'll not be good for your family"
RΓΈd-Larsen and epstein plotted this knowing shipping dudes economic difficulties (was about to go bankrupt)
superOwl and cold olympics at the same time. hell is real
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
superOwl and cold olympics at the same time. hell is real
the hill i will die on:
fuck videos tutorials.
give me a list of steps, ideally numbered, with some screenshots
no interest in hearing your life story, watching you open photoshop with chummy commentary
all the best
miss Cranky mcCrankface
fuck videos tutorials.
give me a list of steps, ideally numbered, with some screenshots
no interest in hearing your life story, watching you open photoshop with chummy commentary
all the best
miss Cranky mcCrankface
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the hill i will die on:
fuck videos tutorials.
give me a list of steps, ideally numbered, with some screenshots
no interest in hearing your life story, watching you open photoshop with chummy commentary
all the best
miss Cranky mcCrankface
fuck videos tutorials.
give me a list of steps, ideally numbered, with some screenshots
no interest in hearing your life story, watching you open photoshop with chummy commentary
all the best
miss Cranky mcCrankface
βΊοΈ aww that's sweet of you, but i'm pretty comfy here. you have to be on your toes over there, from the annoying nerds and the porn inadvertently popping up
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
βΊοΈ aww that's sweet of you, but i'm pretty comfy here. you have to be on your toes over there, from the annoying nerds and the porn inadvertently popping up
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This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design
ithout naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"at least it's not boring"
"at least it's not boring"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βWe should just set it on fire.β
βWe should just set it on fire.β
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βwell that was a strange choiceβ
βwell that was a strange choiceβ
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
ithout naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"at least it's not boring"
"at least it's not boring"
my nomination for the nobel peace prize 2026. joint:
David Attenborough
Francesca Albanese
anyone not in the epstein files
David Attenborough
Francesca Albanese
anyone not in the epstein files
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
my nomination for the nobel peace prize 2026. joint:
David Attenborough
Francesca Albanese
anyone not in the epstein files
David Attenborough
Francesca Albanese
anyone not in the epstein files
we should stare HARD at any person of power and influence who, right now, sits very very quietly in the boat
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
we should stare HARD at any person of power and influence who, right now, sits very very quietly in the boat
nobel committee compromised? SO not surprised. π
the chairman, TorbjΓΈrn Jagland was dining with, staying with, and was apparently offered to borrow epsteins jet.
ohlook, me in mid-january
the chairman, TorbjΓΈrn Jagland was dining with, staying with, and was apparently offered to borrow epsteins jet.
ohlook, me in mid-january
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
nobel committee compromised? SO not surprised. π
the chairman, TorbjΓΈrn Jagland was dining with, staying with, and was apparently offered to borrow epsteins jet.
ohlook, me in mid-january
the chairman, TorbjΓΈrn Jagland was dining with, staying with, and was apparently offered to borrow epsteins jet.
ohlook, me in mid-january
"i am deeply sorry for being caught"
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
"i am deeply sorry for being caught"
buckle up, it gets better. current minister of foreign affairs says:
"it goes further outside ministry of foreign affairs; including current and previous politicians, governmental decisions, the Nobel committee, and international organisations"
"it goes further outside ministry of foreign affairs; including current and previous politicians, governmental decisions, the Nobel committee, and international organisations"
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
buckle up, it gets better. current minister of foreign affairs says:
"it goes further outside ministry of foreign affairs; including current and previous politicians, governmental decisions, the Nobel committee, and international organisations"
"it goes further outside ministry of foreign affairs; including current and previous politicians, governmental decisions, the Nobel committee, and international organisations"
the foreign office has no problem prosecuting, harassing juvenile asylum seekers and deporting them post haste.
but to get some boxes of classified documents transported five blocks?
but to get some boxes of classified documents transported five blocks?
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the foreign office has no problem prosecuting, harassing juvenile asylum seekers and deporting them post haste.
but to get some boxes of classified documents transported five blocks?
but to get some boxes of classified documents transported five blocks?
he & wife are being investigated for economic crimes, & knowledge of these classified documents relating to multiple countries was a side effect of the epstein maelstrom
"came to light" = the press got hold of it. ministers, public servants, departments & national archive has known for decades>
"came to light" = the press got hold of it. ministers, public servants, departments & national archive has known for decades>
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
he & wife are being investigated for economic crimes, & knowledge of these classified documents relating to multiple countries was a side effect of the epstein maelstrom
"came to light" = the press got hold of it. ministers, public servants, departments & national archive has known for decades>
"came to light" = the press got hold of it. ministers, public servants, departments & national archive has known for decades>
Norway News
RΓΈd-Larsen & wife, key player in the Oslo accords, Palestine-Israel negotiations:
great buddy of #epstein, shady financial dealings, & holding classified documents from the process PRIVATELY for over 30 YEARS.
foreign office AND the national archive repeatedly asked nicely for them>
RΓΈd-Larsen & wife, key player in the Oslo accords, Palestine-Israel negotiations:
great buddy of #epstein, shady financial dealings, & holding classified documents from the process PRIVATELY for over 30 YEARS.
foreign office AND the national archive repeatedly asked nicely for them>
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Norway News
RΓΈd-Larsen & wife, key player in the Oslo accords, Palestine-Israel negotiations:
great buddy of #epstein, shady financial dealings, & holding classified documents from the process PRIVATELY for over 30 YEARS.
foreign office AND the national archive repeatedly asked nicely for them>
RΓΈd-Larsen & wife, key player in the Oslo accords, Palestine-Israel negotiations:
great buddy of #epstein, shady financial dealings, & holding classified documents from the process PRIVATELY for over 30 YEARS.
foreign office AND the national archive repeatedly asked nicely for them>