benteh
@benteh.no
master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. 🇳🇴
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
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benteh
@benteh.no
· Mar 31
🦋 fabulous things i know about nature. 1/? 🦋
way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
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what really is the difference between a "gaming screen"and a "professional pc screen"
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
what really is the difference between a "gaming screen"and a "professional pc screen"
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i think the question should be: would you fight for your way of life?
This is what living next to an aggressive, imperialist neighbor like Russia does to a country
December 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i think the question should be: would you fight for your way of life?
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The problem inherent with making a new movie of The Odyssey is that they already made a perfect one.
a man with a beard and suspenders is standing on a stage in front of a band .
Alt: a man with a beard and suspenders is standing on a stage in front of a band .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The problem inherent with making a new movie of The Odyssey is that they already made a perfect one.
en julefortelling i 14 deler <3
Tjohei! La oss begynne med farssia. De er fra Brummunddal’n, og de ter seg deretter.
For ca ti år siden skulle min fetter, min fars brors sønn, gifte seg. Av få ting han forlangte var at det ikke skulle være noe slåssing i hans bryllup.
Brummunddøler.
For ca ti år siden skulle min fetter, min fars brors sønn, gifte seg. Av få ting han forlangte var at det ikke skulle være noe slåssing i hans bryllup.
Brummunddøler.
Nok en jul, nok en rabiat facebook-post fra min mors søster om hvor leit det er at hun ikke får drukne sine foreldres grav i glitter og LED-lys.
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
en julefortelling i 14 deler <3
did i get giftcards for loads of money? yes. have i already spent them? indeed #giftcardsFTW
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
did i get giftcards for loads of money? yes. have i already spent them? indeed #giftcardsFTW
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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2025 has been an incredible year for using computers to make things worse
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
2025 has been an incredible year for using computers to make things worse
the most beautiful present ever! (i did wish for a new fireplace)
q1: who MAKES this shit?
a: who the fuck knows?
q2: who BUYS this shit???
a: .... my sister..,,,
q3: who GETS this shite!?!?
a... m..ee..
q1: who MAKES this shit?
a: who the fuck knows?
q2: who BUYS this shit???
a: .... my sister..,,,
q3: who GETS this shite!?!?
a... m..ee..
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the most beautiful present ever! (i did wish for a new fireplace)
q1: who MAKES this shit?
a: who the fuck knows?
q2: who BUYS this shit???
a: .... my sister..,,,
q3: who GETS this shite!?!?
a... m..ee..
q1: who MAKES this shit?
a: who the fuck knows?
q2: who BUYS this shit???
a: .... my sister..,,,
q3: who GETS this shite!?!?
a... m..ee..
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You will get a sentimental feeling
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You will get a sentimental feeling
i got felt slippers ❤️, i'm officially 104 years old
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i got felt slippers ❤️, i'm officially 104 years old
by no fault or choice of my own, i've been listening to xmas songs for two hours and counting ang BY GOD the quality is HORRENDOUS
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
by no fault or choice of my own, i've been listening to xmas songs for two hours and counting ang BY GOD the quality is HORRENDOUS
prepare, peasants
a tradition started over at twitter in 2017 i believe! by the account "70ties dinner party", who found the most absurd stuff in old cookbooks. #lemonpig being one, and it became a bit of a cult 🍋🐷
bsky.app/profile/stev...
bsky.app/profile/stev...
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
prepare, peasants
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December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM