Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Cat keeps burping in my general direction and it is a fucking hate crime.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cat keeps burping in my general direction and it is a fucking hate crime.
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god remember when that person said that Romans didn't know about sharks? just remembered suddenly and can't stop giggling
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
god remember when that person said that Romans didn't know about sharks? just remembered suddenly and can't stop giggling
POV: you are my keyboard
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
POV: you are my keyboard
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“…and we want to assure those dark forces: we hear you, you have our full attention, we’ve got your backs. You can count on us.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“…and we want to assure those dark forces: we hear you, you have our full attention, we’ve got your backs. You can count on us.”
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Mrs C has given Xan the fish pouch for breakfast that is *incredibly* olfactorily overpowering, and has thus ensured that I do not spend today working from the living room with a little cat on my lap.
Well played love, well played. 😤
Well played love, well played. 😤
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Mrs C has given Xan the fish pouch for breakfast that is *incredibly* olfactorily overpowering, and has thus ensured that I do not spend today working from the living room with a little cat on my lap.
Well played love, well played. 😤
Well played love, well played. 😤
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A renascent Britain MUST deploy panzerbjorn: me for UnHerd
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A renascent Britain MUST deploy panzerbjorn: me for UnHerd
My brother: "we'll swing round at about eleven. See you then!"
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My brother: "we'll swing round at about eleven. See you then!"
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
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Just committing assault out here
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just committing assault out here
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My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
Ten things I like:
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ten things I like:
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
1. My family & others I care about
2. Being afloat (ideally, sailing)
3. Being within a large crowds with thumping bassy booms (fireworks and/or live music)
4. Fingers running through my hair and over my scalp
5. Spring afternoons when the air hums with new life
The media's talkin' bout me again 😤
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The media's talkin' bout me again 😤
After a two and a half hour nap on the sofa cuddling the new cat, it is not very tactful to say to your wife "Isn't he perfect? You should get a cat too" 😬
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
After a two and a half hour nap on the sofa cuddling the new cat, it is not very tactful to say to your wife "Isn't he perfect? You should get a cat too" 😬
It's so hard to know if he's settled here.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's so hard to know if he's settled here.
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
MANY HAVE ASKED WHETHER THERE IS ANYTHING MORE REWARDING IN LIFE THAN EARNING THE TRUST OF A TINY KITTY AND THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY A NO.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
MANY HAVE ASKED WHETHER THERE IS ANYTHING MORE REWARDING IN LIFE THAN EARNING THE TRUST OF A TINY KITTY AND THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY A NO.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
I have started clicker-training Xander because who doesn't want a cat that can make a fresh mokka pot each morning.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I have started clicker-training Xander because who doesn't want a cat that can make a fresh mokka pot each morning.
The post: myopic
The replies: pyroclastic
The replies: pyroclastic
Not fair to brand all landlords as 'parasites'. I'm a fair landlord (keep my rents low and my properties in good condition) in an area that is short on affordable properties. I've no quarrel with bad landlords being outed but this type of generalisation is unfair.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The post: myopic
The replies: pyroclastic
The replies: pyroclastic
Apparently roadside tyre outfits are fine with you being sat inside the vehicle during the change of tyre and this seems bizarre to me but hey it's dry.
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Apparently roadside tyre outfits are fine with you being sat inside the vehicle during the change of tyre and this seems bizarre to me but hey it's dry.
A flat fucking tyre.
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A flat fucking tyre.
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
Not just a little bit low or anything like that. Flat. Gone. Completely defunct.
Whilst in a multistorey carpark.
*Deep breath*
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did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
Walking home from the school's extended hours offer with our kiddo, just now.
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park
Alt: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is skipping down a sidewalk in a park
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Walking home from the school's extended hours offer with our kiddo, just now.
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"
It's dark and wet and the leaves are slippy underfoot. She is skipping alongside me while I sing stupid songs to her like "You're going to slip & fall, you're going to slip & fall, eeh aye adio you're gonna slip n fall"