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PERFECTION AND GRACE
Harlan Coben’s Unexpected Tax Bill
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“Trump risks pushing world back to Age of Empires”
January 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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I've seen enough. SEAL THE PORTAL
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Pleased to announce I have signed a 0 (zero) book deal with Farrar, Straus and Giroux. It will not be being published this autumn
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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it’s a wicked world in all meridians
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Thursday
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
BOOM CHING ALL NIGHT LONG, BBZ!
A #kakapo "track and bowl" system. The males dig a series of shallow hollows ("bowls") connected by tracks which they clear of vegetation. They display to females from a collection of these sites (a "lek") by calling, "booming" and "chinging" all night long. #conservation #parrots #birds
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
If your kink is watching Ethan Hawke get beaten up then you may wish to watch The Lowdown
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
That Russian tanker was interdicted by an elite Special Forces unit launched from the USS Barney Rubble
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My new heuristic for lunch is weird implies healthy
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Wake up babe, new feast just dropped
Mark your diaries, people. We eatin’ ass next week
Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Who among us hasn't wanted to have a swimming pool shaped like a boat and emblazoned with big 'G.O.A.T.' letters, and it all lights up at night
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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BREAKING Irish Govt to move Grok to another parish.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers from the Interflora website herself [code DALLO1925]
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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"Whish! A gull. Gulls. Far calls. Coming, far! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Till thousendsthee. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's [Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne starts playing] nothing beats a Jet2Holiday"
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
The land of lost content
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Wednesday
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Oh you like hemispheres now? Name seven
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
My theory? Harlan Coben is actually a collective of genetically engineered mice trying to raise funds to get off-planet
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Harlan Coben’s “Can’t Be Arsed”
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The time of year that HMRC are contacting me by every means they can find up to and including Foursquare, Friends Reunited and telex
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Maduro has so many lewks
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
You are only 100,000 avocados short of a deposit! Greedy millennials have been eating over a hundred per disgusting 'brunch' for nearly two decades now!
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
There are only 2 Robin Hoods
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Guy who watches too much crap online:
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 AM