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“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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juux @juux.com · Jan 22
Roy Orbison’s dad was a sphere
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“G, it’s not a sign of a healthy polity if you just go round calling everyone you don’t like a paedo”
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Lxds, we made it
Just leaving this here.
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am in a pub
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Before the internet, you could just turn up at someone's door and it wasn't creepy.
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Quite enjoyed a banana there hbu
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
the greatest youtube comment of all time
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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A British reporter on the British news just said 'Drink the Kool-Aid'
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My wife the day after we’ve had burritos:
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Guy on a call here. Refers to everyone else as ‘Team’

“Thanks for joining, Team, great energy today. Let’s smash it next week, yeah?”

Throbber
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Early reminder that any elf/shelf bollocks is a one way trip to Block City, AZ
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In London City airport if anyone wants an airside straightener
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Today in ‘cursed Pokémon Go Pokéstops’
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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In Penny Lane, the beatles say that a nurse is selling poppies from a tray but then fail to make it clear that any of the other characters are wearing theirs, or that the beatles themselves all have one on as they should. MR MCCARTNEY MUST ANSWER FOR THIS
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Busy old morning. KLM cancelled my flight to Amsterdam, cue a frantic hour and a half to try and get rebooked so I don’t lose the car hire etc.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Bagged the cheapo business class upgrade again
an older man wearing a straw hat with a nyc logo on it is sitting in a crowd of people .
Alt: Sean Connery fist pump gif
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Three hours to go
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM