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“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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Roy Orbison’s dad was a sphere
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props to this christmas lad I’ve just spotted on @flightradar24.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Bringing Elton John bang up to date
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dear Chocolate Coin Makers,

Sort your shit out
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just found out my 84 year old neighbour is on his own today, so I’ve just been over to borrow his spare chairs 👍
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Merry Christmas from Mulligan & O’Hare
Mulligan and O'Hare Christmas song. GOOD AUDIO
YouTube video by HARRi81_UK
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December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Måns on a festive Ruinart tip
December 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME

Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Merry Christmas, ya reprobates
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Got the xmas tunes on
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Feliz Navidad? Fuckoff Notachristmassong more like
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*kids go into paroxysms*
December 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
so horny 4 yule rn
December 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Of all the times for Chris Rea to clock off...
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Technically working today and tomorrow, but we all know what that means
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The real Riker would NEVER have to ask this
how to get with a nasty woman
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Really enjoyed the new Knives Out, although I feel it was a brave casting choice to replace the popular and experienced Daniel Craig with movie newcomer Sir Jim Ratcliffe
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m old, but not “remember that sex comes after Chipsticks” old
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
😬😬😬😬

(need sound)
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Alan Price was taller than Katie Price. But heavier than Vincent Price. As I discovered on this Price comparison website
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Just seen Ickle Tommy Ten Names referred to as "Ewok Powell"

Tremendous
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM