No, no dm sliding. I mean they were replying directly but saying something like “nice photo” or “I like your wallpaper/plant/kitchen” etc. as an attempt to pay a compliment without being creepy, but it definitely wasn’t appreciated by that person

“Hey Guiseppe, turn-a the plane around. I land-a the plane for the beautiful laidee”

Italians, man. All emotional and that. 🤌🤌🤌

Shoulda got to the gate on time I guess 🤷‍♂️

Predictably, she’s just been led away. Who could have seen that coming?

Poor girl. I think she had an interview or something tomorrow that she’s now going to miss.

But screaming at Dutch staff in a mix of Italian and broken English and German isn’t going to get you on that plane.

Hey lady, you got your wish! The police have just turned up.

I saw someone get called out for that before on Twatter. “You could just compliment me directly you know. ”

I just stay schtumm 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, it goes off whenever it hits 69%

I do

I’ve since caught up so I now know who she was on about, and of course it’s him

Oh we row

Anarchy

*none of us

I hear the OED is updating their definition for ‘car crash’

But of course they did. The purpose of a system is what it does.

It’s telling that I don’t know who she is talking about, but there are quite a few candidates