juux
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Not great, not terrible.
“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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Classic pope swagger
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Classic pope swagger
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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Living vicariously in early ‘90s Leeds/Sheffield, mashed out my face, via this thread
The year was 1990, and I was 17-years-old working as a YTS in a Private Investigators. I wanted to study law so this was my second step.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Living vicariously in early ‘90s Leeds/Sheffield, mashed out my face, via this thread
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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I was in a situation where a guy had lost his arm. He had put on a tourniquet and I administered his morphine. We were waiting for his airlift and I said I hope thats not your wanking hand. He replied I don’t need one I know your Mum😂
August 9, 2024 at 9:01 AM
I was in a situation where a guy had lost his arm. He had put on a tourniquet and I administered his morphine. We were waiting for his airlift and I said I hope thats not your wanking hand. He replied I don’t need one I know your Mum😂
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There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
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Can't believe Spike has been gone 7 years 😔
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Can't believe Spike has been gone 7 years 😔
I just had a Cadbury’s Biscuit Boost
Expect they’re not called that any more
Haven’t been for years
Decades, probably
They’re just ‘Boost’
And there’s only one Cadbury now
Cadbury Boost
Worse in nearly every way
#BrokenBoostyBritain
Expect they’re not called that any more
Haven’t been for years
Decades, probably
They’re just ‘Boost’
And there’s only one Cadbury now
Cadbury Boost
Worse in nearly every way
#BrokenBoostyBritain
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just had a Cadbury’s Biscuit Boost
Expect they’re not called that any more
Haven’t been for years
Decades, probably
They’re just ‘Boost’
And there’s only one Cadbury now
Cadbury Boost
Worse in nearly every way
#BrokenBoostyBritain
Expect they’re not called that any more
Haven’t been for years
Decades, probably
They’re just ‘Boost’
And there’s only one Cadbury now
Cadbury Boost
Worse in nearly every way
#BrokenBoostyBritain
Police Academy
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Basically, the odd-numbered releases in the series. He believes the others are “superfluous” and does not consider them canon.
This is a man who knows cinema.
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Basically, the odd-numbered releases in the series. He believes the others are “superfluous” and does not consider them canon.
This is a man who knows cinema.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Police Academy
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Basically, the odd-numbered releases in the series. He believes the others are “superfluous” and does not consider them canon.
This is a man who knows cinema.
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Basically, the odd-numbered releases in the series. He believes the others are “superfluous” and does not consider them canon.
This is a man who knows cinema.
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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
Frantic Italian lady at the gate. Missed her flight to Turin. Screaming at the staff. Demanding the police.
I don’t think that’s going to work out well for her.
I don’t think that’s going to work out well for her.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Frantic Italian lady at the gate. Missed her flight to Turin. Screaming at the staff. Demanding the police.
I don’t think that’s going to work out well for her.
I don’t think that’s going to work out well for her.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
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November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...