Bouba's Delivery Service
@fernmonkey.bsky.social
Hold fast and make things.
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
The Farmers Defence Force logo is...unsubtle with the fascist iconography. And what's ironic to me is that the most popular meats here tend to be the ones that are so processed that they're very easy to replicate with plant proteins.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Farmers Defence Force logo is...unsubtle with the fascist iconography. And what's ironic to me is that the most popular meats here tend to be the ones that are so processed that they're very easy to replicate with plant proteins.
On the houseplant theme, I'm looking forward to the Christmas cactus doing its thing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
On the houseplant theme, I'm looking forward to the Christmas cactus doing its thing.
My favourite apples are back! Best part of November!
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My favourite apples are back! Best part of November!
🧶 Tell me not to get this, because with some red yarn from the stash, I can make the proverbial Leopard Eating People's Faces (well, bunnies' faces).
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🧶 Tell me not to get this, because with some red yarn from the stash, I can make the proverbial Leopard Eating People's Faces (well, bunnies' faces).
Can someone explain to me what the HELL has gone wrong with Google Maps?
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Can someone explain to me what the HELL has gone wrong with Google Maps?
I wish someone actually made this classy and elegant bike.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wish someone actually made this classy and elegant bike.
One of the greengrocer stalls in Hilversum Market today had an absolutely massive pumpkin that they were dismembering—a big chunk free with every purchase. It's been cubed and roasted with sage; so far half has gone into pasta with wild mushrooms, and I think the rest will go into a risotto.
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One of the greengrocer stalls in Hilversum Market today had an absolutely massive pumpkin that they were dismembering—a big chunk free with every purchase. It's been cubed and roasted with sage; so far half has gone into pasta with wild mushrooms, and I think the rest will go into a risotto.
me, every time I hear someone else freaking out about "The Fabians secretly controlling the world"
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
me, every time I hear someone else freaking out about "The Fabians secretly controlling the world"
It was a lovely Halloween party, and everybody agreed that the hummingbirds thoroughly deserved their Best Group Costume prize.
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It was a lovely Halloween party, and everybody agreed that the hummingbirds thoroughly deserved their Best Group Costume prize.
In this case, the job is "serial killer".
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In this case, the job is "serial killer".
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman II: The 50 Foot Woman Gets A Latte
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman II: The 50 Foot Woman Gets A Latte
Dutch election update: the Farmers' Party are handing out bags of onions to potential voters in the market square. I wouldn't vote for them even if I did have the vote, but I have to admire their commitment to the bit. #verkiezing
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Dutch election update: the Farmers' Party are handing out bags of onions to potential voters in the market square. I wouldn't vote for them even if I did have the vote, but I have to admire their commitment to the bit. #verkiezing
Tired: getting prawn cocktail crisps in a pub
Wired: being given plain crisps in a pub with prawn cocktail sauce to dip them into
Wired: being given plain crisps in a pub with prawn cocktail sauce to dip them into
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tired: getting prawn cocktail crisps in a pub
Wired: being given plain crisps in a pub with prawn cocktail sauce to dip them into
Wired: being given plain crisps in a pub with prawn cocktail sauce to dip them into
To quote the classics:
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
To quote the classics:
Confidential to whoever drew a Hitler moustache on Geert Wilders: please DM me, I want to buy you a drink
![A poster showing a blond man pointing directly at the viewer, with the caption "Dit is UW land! Stem PVV" [This is YOUR country! Vote PVV]
Some very naughty person has given him a Hitler moustache.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:stn6afhewhggbc6tr6npr5rp/bafkreifco4ukzhyd3245spxdquqi6xetcj7po5lujyvprwqnhmlckf6zy4@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Confidential to whoever drew a Hitler moustache on Geert Wilders: please DM me, I want to buy you a drink
When your spider plant makes a bid for freedom
October 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When your spider plant makes a bid for freedom
This dog is thinking "I was once given a treat at this supermarket, never lose hope!"
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This dog is thinking "I was once given a treat at this supermarket, never lose hope!"
Today I learned that a fruit-garnished Mickey Mouse waffle looks like some sort of horrific mutilation murder, so every day really is a school day.
October 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Today I learned that a fruit-garnished Mickey Mouse waffle looks like some sort of horrific mutilation murder, so every day really is a school day.
Introducing...CRABBAGE
Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Introducing...CRABBAGE
Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
NFT joke goes here.
October 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
NFT joke goes here.
If you see this QRT with a game released the year you were born.
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If you see this QRT with a game released the year you were born.
My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.
Free self-service bike pump at Leiden Centraal station. I love this country.
October 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Free self-service bike pump at Leiden Centraal station. I love this country.
Have reached "Brompton wanker using bike as coffee table" levels of insufferably smug.
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Have reached "Brompton wanker using bike as coffee table" levels of insufferably smug.
Thanks. The set was a birthday present from a friend. I think it was one of those "pick 5 balls in 4 colours, get a free pattern" thingies but I realised halfway through that the colours she chose didn't work with that pattern, so I went online to find one that did.
October 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thanks. The set was a birthday present from a friend. I think it was one of those "pick 5 balls in 4 colours, get a free pattern" thingies but I realised halfway through that the colours she chose didn't work with that pattern, so I went online to find one that did.