Sarah
@fartoothinky.bsky.social
Chaotic good. PhD in overthinking. While it's true that not all that wander are lost, I probably am.
The things I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:52kirrqnlap4f2exipbz4j2j/feed/aaan2ew4fvjai
The things I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:52kirrqnlap4f2exipbz4j2j/feed/aaan2ew4fvjai
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Sarah
@fartoothinky.bsky.social
· Feb 6
Everyone's always asking "who's this clown" but never "how's this clown".
Left social media to try the real world for a bit. No filters, the vibes were off, and not a single down-on-his-luck prince to appreciate my heart of gold. Unreal.
May 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Left social media to try the real world for a bit. No filters, the vibes were off, and not a single down-on-his-luck prince to appreciate my heart of gold. Unreal.
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Actually I did come here to make friends. That’s the main reason I showed up
May 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Actually I did come here to make friends. That’s the main reason I showed up
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What do you mean there's other ways to do things besides the hard way?
May 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What do you mean there's other ways to do things besides the hard way?
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The lion does not concern himself with gas station bathroom etiquette
May 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The lion does not concern himself with gas station bathroom etiquette
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as soon as i loosen this belt it's over for you britches
April 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
as soon as i loosen this belt it's over for you britches
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you know what? don’t bring a gun to a knife fight, either. it’s against the rules. immediate disqualification
April 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
you know what? don’t bring a gun to a knife fight, either. it’s against the rules. immediate disqualification
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beware the vibes of march
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
beware the vibes of march
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If you can’t handle me at my worst (wearing my karate headband), then you don’t deserve me at my best (wearing my whole karate outfit)
March 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you can’t handle me at my worst (wearing my karate headband), then you don’t deserve me at my best (wearing my whole karate outfit)
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I'm old enough to know bitter.
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm old enough to know bitter.
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doctor says that 97 percent of my microplastics are a result of what he calls “aggressive peanut butter jar scraping”
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
doctor says that 97 percent of my microplastics are a result of what he calls “aggressive peanut butter jar scraping”
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don't let alliteration dictate what night you have tacos
March 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
don't let alliteration dictate what night you have tacos
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Welcome to this discussion on DIY Cloning. Make yourself at home.
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Welcome to this discussion on DIY Cloning. Make yourself at home.
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I’ve given up humility for Lent, and it’s proving to be one of my wisest decisions, and, it must be said, an idea of typically dazzling brilliance.
March 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve given up humility for Lent, and it’s proving to be one of my wisest decisions, and, it must be said, an idea of typically dazzling brilliance.
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What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions
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WAITER: may i take your order
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
WAITER: may i take your order
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
MARY: i’ll have the lamb
WAITER: what size
MARY: little
WAITER: would you like it to go
MARY: sure, to go
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I was sheltered in hs and didn’t know what doggy style was, so I told a waitress that was how I wanted my leftovers packed up
March 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I was sheltered in hs and didn’t know what doggy style was, so I told a waitress that was how I wanted my leftovers packed up
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hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
March 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
hold on, i need to be five years old finding out it's parachute day in gym class for a minute
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DOGE’s website is going to say it saved american taxpayers an hour of daylight
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DOGE’s website is going to say it saved american taxpayers an hour of daylight
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Been feeling a lot sexier since I realized that all my t-shirts are crotchless.
March 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Been feeling a lot sexier since I realized that all my t-shirts are crotchless.
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Nice girl you got there. Be a shame if someone put her on a pedestal.
March 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nice girl you got there. Be a shame if someone put her on a pedestal.
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I don't fear death but I do fear being reintarnated as a hillbilly.
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don't fear death but I do fear being reintarnated as a hillbilly.
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With a little love, we can make this house invasion into a home invasion.
March 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
With a little love, we can make this house invasion into a home invasion.
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hey could everyone please boycott the costco down the street from me for about an hour starting in the next eleven minutes
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
hey could everyone please boycott the costco down the street from me for about an hour starting in the next eleven minutes