Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
bios are weird & i’m just trying to vibe. some particular interests include geology, cartomancy, food, plants, & esoterica.
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
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Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
· Aug 13
check out this gorgeous limited pressing i got today
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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Me when I’m cruising the seas for American gold, firing no guns and shedding no tears: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me when I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Me when I’m cruising the seas for American gold, firing no guns and shedding no tears: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me when I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Sometimes they just tell us they are weaponizing the criminal justice system to push their political agenda.
Sen. Kevin Cramer: "Maybe the point should be if you're the attorney for Jay Powell and you want to avoid an indictment, how about you go to Jeanine Pirro and say, 'I'll make a deal. I'll step down today if you drop the investigation today.' To me, that would be a win win for everybody."
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Sometimes they just tell us they are weaponizing the criminal justice system to push their political agenda.
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The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
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Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬
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The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”
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#Animorphs fans, a reminder!
As the series turns 30 this year, the first three books are being released with beautiful new cover art by @creepcaptain.bsky.social. Out May 5! Here's a link to book one: bookshop.org/p/books/anim...
As the series turns 30 this year, the first three books are being released with beautiful new cover art by @creepcaptain.bsky.social. Out May 5! Here's a link to book one: bookshop.org/p/books/anim...
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
#Animorphs fans, a reminder!
As the series turns 30 this year, the first three books are being released with beautiful new cover art by @creepcaptain.bsky.social. Out May 5! Here's a link to book one: bookshop.org/p/books/anim...
As the series turns 30 this year, the first three books are being released with beautiful new cover art by @creepcaptain.bsky.social. Out May 5! Here's a link to book one: bookshop.org/p/books/anim...
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ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
A deadly shooting in Minneapolis at the hands of a federal immigration officer comes weeks after a bombshell report on President Donald Trump's desperate drive to rush 10,000 deportation officers onto the payroll by the end of 2025.The explosive Daily Mail report found that the administration's $50,...
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January 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
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🔭 Jupiter's Clouds in High Definition from Juno
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS; Processing & License: Thomas Thomopoulos
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26010...
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS; Processing & License: Thomas Thomopoulos
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26010...
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
🔭 Jupiter's Clouds in High Definition from Juno
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS; Processing & License: Thomas Thomopoulos
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26010...
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SwRI/MSSS; Processing & License: Thomas Thomopoulos
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26010...
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ooooh, so he fucked up in his own state
helpful information & very kind of DHS to dox him for us
looking forward to learning more about you, jonathon ross (age 43) of the suburban metro area who works for the st. paul field office
helpful information & very kind of DHS to dox him for us
looking forward to learning more about you, jonathon ross (age 43) of the suburban metro area who works for the st. paul field office
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
ooooh, so he fucked up in his own state
helpful information & very kind of DHS to dox him for us
looking forward to learning more about you, jonathon ross (age 43) of the suburban metro area who works for the st. paul field office
helpful information & very kind of DHS to dox him for us
looking forward to learning more about you, jonathon ross (age 43) of the suburban metro area who works for the st. paul field office
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Elon musk, the world's richest man, just finished a stint as part of the US government where he oversaw the murder of hundreds of thousands of children and counting, and now is overseeing a website producing the most CSAM per minute in history.
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Elon musk, the world's richest man, just finished a stint as part of the US government where he oversaw the murder of hundreds of thousands of children and counting, and now is overseeing a website producing the most CSAM per minute in history.
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me, straining against my straitjacket: HE’S REALIZING IN REAL TIME THAT THE VIDEO HIS AIDES ALREADY SHOWED HIM WAS AN AI FAKE
This is quite a sequence:
—Trump asks aide for video of ICE shooting to convince NYT interviewers that driver tried to "run over" agent
—They watch together
—Interviewers note it shows nothing of the sort
—Trump says "well . . . it's a terrible scene"
GIFT LINK:
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
—Trump asks aide for video of ICE shooting to convince NYT interviewers that driver tried to "run over" agent
—They watch together
—Interviewers note it shows nothing of the sort
—Trump says "well . . . it's a terrible scene"
GIFT LINK:
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
We Pressed Trump on His Conclusion About the ICE Shooting. Here’s What He Said.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
me, straining against my straitjacket: HE’S REALIZING IN REAL TIME THAT THE VIDEO HIS AIDES ALREADY SHOWED HIM WAS AN AI FAKE
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Friggin love SpongeBob
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Friggin love SpongeBob
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What People Magazine is doing is very important because it’s not the view from “the right” or “the left.” It’s the view from reality for anyone with a functioning brain
They’re calling balls and strikes with “here is what happened” and “here is what was said.” It’s calm, straight-forward journalism
They’re calling balls and strikes with “here is what happened” and “here is what was said.” It’s calm, straight-forward journalism
Clear-eyed, fact-based, and written to explain to normies. No “both sidesing.” No “Trump officials disagree.”
No gaslighting that what we can see with our own eyes might not be true.
This is journalism. Well done, @people.com
No gaslighting that what we can see with our own eyes might not be true.
This is journalism. Well done, @people.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
What People Magazine is doing is very important because it’s not the view from “the right” or “the left.” It’s the view from reality for anyone with a functioning brain
They’re calling balls and strikes with “here is what happened” and “here is what was said.” It’s calm, straight-forward journalism
They’re calling balls and strikes with “here is what happened” and “here is what was said.” It’s calm, straight-forward journalism
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Senators from states where Trump’s Gestapo have killed people should publicly commit to rejecting unanimous consent in the senate until the House holds public hearings on what happened and the people responsible resign.
I'm monitoring first awful reports of two people shot in Portland by federal law enforcement. I'll keep you updated, but Trump's deployment of federal agents in my hometown is clearly inflaming violence — and must end.
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Senators from states where Trump’s Gestapo have killed people should publicly commit to rejecting unanimous consent in the senate until the House holds public hearings on what happened and the people responsible resign.
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pope should drop some the papal powers and excommunicate
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
pope should drop some the papal powers and excommunicate
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interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
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Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.