Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
bios are weird & i’m just trying to vibe. some particular interests include geology, cartomancy, food, plants, & esoterica.
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
she/her based in WV, will throw down for my fellow hillbillies (ง’̀-‘́)ง
i was @cardanthia on twitter
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Dweeby Cooper
@fartbarfuncle.bsky.social
· Aug 13
check out this gorgeous limited pressing i got today
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
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This is the dog I've got in me
August 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
This is the dog I've got in me
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[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]
liberal:
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Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
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It’s so not fair that the oil goes down when I hit my vape
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s so not fair that the oil goes down when I hit my vape
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Nov 30th Dec 1st
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Nov 30th Dec 1st
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December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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Impossible to overstate just how much coming of age in the 90s, in the prime of glossy print journalism, led me to assuming that by the time I was approaching mdidle-age we would know who killed Jonbenét Ramsey
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Impossible to overstate just how much coming of age in the 90s, in the prime of glossy print journalism, led me to assuming that by the time I was approaching mdidle-age we would know who killed Jonbenét Ramsey
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One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
One point that may have been lost: I’ve never seen this ad before.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
It’s only when I searched for Mexican folk music tonight that YouTube started running it.
Google’s surveillance technology has enabled the government to selectively terrorize specific groups in service of white supremacy.
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A thing I noted for myself after a recent trip to the UK and Ireland is that a lot of Trump’s fixation on shower head strength and toilet flushing are very much “The water pressure and flushing are better in Europe” and it’s exactly this post.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A thing I noted for myself after a recent trip to the UK and Ireland is that a lot of Trump’s fixation on shower head strength and toilet flushing are very much “The water pressure and flushing are better in Europe” and it’s exactly this post.
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if I could go back in time I woulda let Anna Nicole Smith beat some people with hammers
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
if I could go back in time I woulda let Anna Nicole Smith beat some people with hammers
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CONCEIVED IN SIN,
BORN IN INIQUITY,
NURTURED BY TYRANNY,
DIED OF ACHRONIC ATTACK OF PUNCH
BORN IN INIQUITY,
NURTURED BY TYRANNY,
DIED OF ACHRONIC ATTACK OF PUNCH
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
CONCEIVED IN SIN,
BORN IN INIQUITY,
NURTURED BY TYRANNY,
DIED OF ACHRONIC ATTACK OF PUNCH
BORN IN INIQUITY,
NURTURED BY TYRANNY,
DIED OF ACHRONIC ATTACK OF PUNCH
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Granted they could be lying, but I do love the idea that a guy was fucking around by teaching an octopus how to play piano for ~some good ass content~ and a bunch of scientists are like "heads up this would be a groundbreaking dissertation paper"
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Granted they could be lying, but I do love the idea that a guy was fucking around by teaching an octopus how to play piano for ~some good ass content~ and a bunch of scientists are like "heads up this would be a groundbreaking dissertation paper"
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NYT editors get the wall
Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NYT editors get the wall
8 hour shift and it was totally fine. retail is cake compared to restaurants
picked up a black friday shift at the mall for some extra cash. it’s bumper to bumper backed up to the interstate, should be interesting
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
8 hour shift and it was totally fine. retail is cake compared to restaurants
picked up a black friday shift at the mall for some extra cash. it’s bumper to bumper backed up to the interstate, should be interesting
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
picked up a black friday shift at the mall for some extra cash. it’s bumper to bumper backed up to the interstate, should be interesting
anymore my mom doesn’t want to cook so my dad just orders bob evans catering for thanksgiving and it lowkey bums me out. i really miss cooking with my family.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
anymore my mom doesn’t want to cook so my dad just orders bob evans catering for thanksgiving and it lowkey bums me out. i really miss cooking with my family.
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it's like doing a BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS true crime podcast about a crime that you were an accessory to
this fuckin guy ...dropping allegations of journalistic malpractice and source betrayal in separate piece meal events like it’s delicious media gossip and then writing, “we haven’t reached the halfway point, and I haven’t yet described the most bizarre, consequential, and newsworthy events”
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
it's like doing a BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS true crime podcast about a crime that you were an accessory to
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If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
dogs when their nails go tippy-tap, do you agree
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
dogs when their nails go tippy-tap, do you agree
i forgot to bring a snack to the field and now i’m hungry
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i forgot to bring a snack to the field and now i’m hungry