Daniel Wheaton
@extemper1.bsky.social
Just poasting | Nebraska based | I work *with* NPR but not *for* NPR | Re-skeet’s are blood oaths | Special damage tank, hedonist
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
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Baby Mark rizzed up Livvy Nuzz
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Baby Mark rizzed up Livvy Nuzz
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“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
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The good news is the creatures in the walls heard your soliloquy and they’re planning something special for you
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The good news is the creatures in the walls heard your soliloquy and they’re planning something special for you
brunch was deemed “too sinful”
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
brunch was deemed “too sinful”
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It's politics night in America
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's politics night in America
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Somewhat ashamed to admit that I saw this at exactly the right moment last night for it to make me lose my shit
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Somewhat ashamed to admit that I saw this at exactly the right moment last night for it to make me lose my shit
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
consumer spending sentiment is at the lowest since both 2008 and 2020. did something bad happen in both those periods
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the lib economic buzzword of the cycle shifting from “abundance” to “affordability”
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the lib economic buzzword of the cycle shifting from “abundance” to “affordability”
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
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Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Back when I wore JNCOs, I’d have to pull up on them to get out of the car, like Cinderella emerging from her pumpkin
Are you a recent grad dealing with the current job market? If so, fill out this form -- I'd love to chat:
www.kcur.org/education/20...
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Class of 2025: How’s the job search going? The Midwest Newsroom wants to know
It typically takes six months to find your first job, and for May graduates that milestone is almost here. Recent unemployment data suggests a tightening job market caused by economic uncertainty. Ple...
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October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Are you a recent grad dealing with the current job market? If so, fill out this form -- I'd love to chat:
www.kcur.org/education/20...
www.kcur.org/education/20...
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Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
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Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Construction of the White House ballroom paused after workers found a subterranean laboratory containing a 15 foot tall President Taft sleeping in a glass tube of amniotic fluid. Historians say this likely is a remnant of Project Taft
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You have obtained 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗺𝘄𝗶𝘁. Your stupidity is ten bigger.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You have obtained 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗺𝘄𝗶𝘁. Your stupidity is ten bigger.
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Ex-60 Minutes producer Bill Owens says bosses discouraged him from covering Gaza and Trump
Ex-60 Minutes producer Bill Owens says bosses discouraged him from covering Gaza and Trump
Show’s leader, who resigned in April, says he was also pressured to apologize for edit of Kamala Harris interview
www.theguardian.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ex-60 Minutes producer Bill Owens says bosses discouraged him from covering Gaza and Trump
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I cannot stop laughing at this. Thank you, @wisconsinwatch.org wisconsinwatch.org/2025/10/comm...
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I cannot stop laughing at this. Thank you, @wisconsinwatch.org wisconsinwatch.org/2025/10/comm...
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It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
October 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when your political homie has one too many drinks