A Night Gardener
@evhkwick.bsky.social
Disgruntled Clevelander, Deshaun Hater, Final Fantasy Boy
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
bsky.app/profile/arid...
bsky.app/profile/arid...
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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nightmare blunt rotation
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
Seems like the best case scenario tbh
#Cavs say that Darius Garland sustained a contusion on his left great toe on Monday night. Garland will receive treatment and continue on his post-surgery management plan.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Seems like the best case scenario tbh
The Law and Order episode “Undercovered” definitely hits different in 2025.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Law and Order episode “Undercovered” definitely hits different in 2025.
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Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
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(PCDD) HITMAN World of Assassination $19.99 (DRM: Steam) via Newegg w/ Code: EPE922 . https://ow.ly/JjZb50Xq4qt
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
(PCDD) HITMAN World of Assassination $19.99 (DRM: Steam) via Newegg w/ Code: EPE922 . https://ow.ly/JjZb50Xq4qt
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him
Guess we’ll find out if bleach is on the menu
Senate just reached a deal to vote TONIGHT on final passage of the CR plus minibus to reopen the government. A series of 8 votes set to begin in moments.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Guess we’ll find out if bleach is on the menu
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
I thought this was a satire website
Todd Howard: The Elder Scrolls 6 is “still a long way off”
"I like to just announce stuff and release it. My perfect version – and I’m not saying this is going to happen – is that it's going to be a while and then, one day, the game will just appear."
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/fall...
"I like to just announce stuff and release it. My perfect version – and I’m not saying this is going to happen – is that it's going to be a while and then, one day, the game will just appear."
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/fall...
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I thought this was a satire website
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Party realignment in our times
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Party realignment in our times
When owning a gun is more about your own healthcare than protection
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When owning a gun is more about your own healthcare than protection
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
Michigan state Rep. Bryan Posthumus’s legislative career has centered on protecting what he calls “traditional family values,” yet his name appears in leaked data from Ashley Madison, AdultFriendFinder, & Fling.com, according to records. Read more below...
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
Michigan Lawmaker Who Champions “Traditional Family Values” Found on Ashley Madison
His lawyer insists the accounts are fake, created by “a disgruntled former employee” who somehow knew his credit card numbers, birthday, home address, his personal email address…
oddnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
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The dril candles tweet, except instead of candles, my shitty health insurance that I can’t afford to actually use unless it’s a drop dead emergency is literally going to cost $3800/month next year.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The dril candles tweet, except instead of candles, my shitty health insurance that I can’t afford to actually use unless it’s a drop dead emergency is literally going to cost $3800/month next year.
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Tragic. We are failing these men.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tragic. We are failing these men.