Mikhail Gorb-á-chèvre
@epluribusnada.bsky.social
He/him/his
Southeast Michigan
Into plants and TTRPGs and art history and queer stuff
Plant photos: #EPNplants
Southeast Michigan
Into plants and TTRPGs and art history and queer stuff
Plant photos: #EPNplants
Did my first pre-recorded video job interview, and it wasn't terrible
But I think I've well exceeded my annual quota of seeing/hearing myself talking on a webcam video
But I think I've well exceeded my annual quota of seeing/hearing myself talking on a webcam video
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Did my first pre-recorded video job interview, and it wasn't terrible
But I think I've well exceeded my annual quota of seeing/hearing myself talking on a webcam video
But I think I've well exceeded my annual quota of seeing/hearing myself talking on a webcam video
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
I don't believe in, like, universal suffrage or heliocentrism as strongly as I believe that gummy candy should never be opaque
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I don't believe in, like, universal suffrage or heliocentrism as strongly as I believe that gummy candy should never be opaque
All You Need is Kill (2025)
Lmao, okay
Lmao, okay
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
All You Need is Kill (2025)
Lmao, okay
Lmao, okay
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
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January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
Jorffrey the Gerorffe...my cursed contribution to the cash register doodles at work
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jorffrey the Gerorffe...my cursed contribution to the cash register doodles at work
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Dreading the 2028 primary, wondering where to get a stripper pole to set up on our porch
Like the Angel of Death and lamb's blood on the door lintels before the tenth plague of Egypt, we need to keep the Buttigiegs away
Like the Angel of Death and lamb's blood on the door lintels before the tenth plague of Egypt, we need to keep the Buttigiegs away
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Dreading the 2028 primary, wondering where to get a stripper pole to set up on our porch
Like the Angel of Death and lamb's blood on the door lintels before the tenth plague of Egypt, we need to keep the Buttigiegs away
Like the Angel of Death and lamb's blood on the door lintels before the tenth plague of Egypt, we need to keep the Buttigiegs away
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"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
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omg
What have I become
My Swedish Chef
My Swedish Chef
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
omg
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February 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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spending the day with artist Gustave Courtois (1852-1923), whose paintings are a record of the hot men he fell in love with - including his great muse, bodybuilder Maurice Deriaz.
When they were exhibited Courtois was met with a wave of revulsion from critics at his open, undisguised desire.
When they were exhibited Courtois was met with a wave of revulsion from critics at his open, undisguised desire.
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
spending the day with artist Gustave Courtois (1852-1923), whose paintings are a record of the hot men he fell in love with - including his great muse, bodybuilder Maurice Deriaz.
When they were exhibited Courtois was met with a wave of revulsion from critics at his open, undisguised desire.
When they were exhibited Courtois was met with a wave of revulsion from critics at his open, undisguised desire.
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Courtois also frequently painted his longtime friend, studio-mate and lover, Carl Ernst von Stetten.
Less implausibly muscled than Deriaz, works depicting Stetten (a fellow artist) were less commonly derided as obscene, but their urgent yearning (and Stetten's impishness) still pulse with desire.
Less implausibly muscled than Deriaz, works depicting Stetten (a fellow artist) were less commonly derided as obscene, but their urgent yearning (and Stetten's impishness) still pulse with desire.
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Courtois also frequently painted his longtime friend, studio-mate and lover, Carl Ernst von Stetten.
Less implausibly muscled than Deriaz, works depicting Stetten (a fellow artist) were less commonly derided as obscene, but their urgent yearning (and Stetten's impishness) still pulse with desire.
Less implausibly muscled than Deriaz, works depicting Stetten (a fellow artist) were less commonly derided as obscene, but their urgent yearning (and Stetten's impishness) still pulse with desire.
80% of the voicemails I get now are financial scams, and it's really remarkable how Aj!t P@i just gets to walk around with his head and neck still attached
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
80% of the voicemails I get now are financial scams, and it's really remarkable how Aj!t P@i just gets to walk around with his head and neck still attached
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hoi4 doesn't let you just randomly attack allies! these guys aren't even good at the map games, they just like epic memes about bad mods of the map games
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
hoi4 doesn't let you just randomly attack allies! these guys aren't even good at the map games, they just like epic memes about bad mods of the map games
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hey remember when you shut down and tried to blockade nadler as much as possible when he was pushing for impeachment instead of supporting him to the hilt
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
hey remember when you shut down and tried to blockade nadler as much as possible when he was pushing for impeachment instead of supporting him to the hilt