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Matt
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I will not be told where to stand
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
Oh no, you've said too much
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
No, if we start cheering for them they'll never take it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Contact the nearest government sports commission office to be told what your choice is.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Your child will be enrolled in your choice of table tennis or air pistol.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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@edsbs.bsky.social it doesn't feel like the Olympics without Norm around.
youtu.be/xrlhFXmJmns?...
Norm on Conan burns X-Games snowboarder
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Space. The Frontal Finier
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Rocking in the flea world, surely.
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
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YouTube video by Release - Topic
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February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I want to see regional versions. Let the Australians use boomerangs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
And they couldn't let that stand, I guess.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Pretending to throw the ball?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Drake Mayen't
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Darnold started with the Jets and went to the Vikings and might be a Super Bowl champion. He's Reverse Brett Favre.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Hey this is really fun! It's almost as though multiliguistic multiculturalism is one of the best parts about living in the world today
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Sam Darnold was a Jet. He knows that fate is a fickle mistress and that he must do whatever it takes to not be remembered as A Guy Who Was A Jet.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A&W stands for Amburgers and Wamburgers
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Well what do you expect them to do? Talk to their families?
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The band or the country?
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I have no Macho Memory of this place
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I'm afraid this piss test indicates he has The Juice
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM