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Matt
@disastromatic.bsky.social
I will not be told where to stand
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
Is Jeff Lynne on this app? He could literally be Mr. Bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Can't be arsed about Santander's shoulder. Lukes and Schneider are more important to the team than he is. Maybe he can hit dingers in the fall.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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@edsbs.bsky.social it doesn't feel like the Olympics without Norm around.
youtu.be/xrlhFXmJmns?...
Norm on Conan burns X-Games snowboarder
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
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February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
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YouTube video by Release - Topic
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February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Drake Mayen't
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Darnold started with the Jets and went to the Vikings and might be a Super Bowl champion. He's Reverse Brett Favre.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Hey this is really fun! It's almost as though multiliguistic multiculturalism is one of the best parts about living in the world today
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Sam Darnold was a Jet. He knows that fate is a fickle mistress and that he must do whatever it takes to not be remembered as A Guy Who Was A Jet.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A&W stands for Amburgers and Wamburgers
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Go have a good retirement, Buck. Wish they could have won it all for your last season. Maybe drop by when they get there again?
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Tonight we are listening to Edward Shearmur's wonderful soundtrack for The Count of Monte Cristo. Highlights include the achingly delicate theme for Edmond and Mercedes, the liberating joy of the main theme played after escaping prison, and the absolutely perfect party invitation montage music.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It's possible I would like the Fallout show more if I had played the games, but it also appears that a lot of people dislike it for just that reason. For the record, I really, really like it. Going into something without being aware of every little reference is very unburdening.
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
There's been a lot of great new theme songs from anime in the last little while but "Sea of Miracles" is just the untouchable standard.
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
The weekdays line up perfectly in the calendar grid and the full moon was on the 1st. Maybe this is the factory default month that returns the universe's settings to origin.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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<eddie vedder voice> breeeeeezin', prezzie pooped himself and I think he's doin' treason ... yeeeah ...
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I don't know why my brain has decided not to cooperate with me on video games, of all things, lately.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Pinball Wizard implies the existence of Pinball Fighter, Pinball Cleric, and Pinball Rogue
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Tell your lady what she wants to hear. Tell her you'd put Tom Nook in a shallow grave for her.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I remember back in my teens, part of our scouting year was a trip to Moosehorn in Maine in the fall. Remembered how much it looked just like NB down there, but with different flags. How all the other kids from the US troops were basically the same as us. Will that sort of experience ever return?
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM