Matt
@disastromatic.bsky.social
I will not be told where to stand
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
Get in the robot, Bono
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Get in the robot, Bono
Reposted by Matt
If there was a Georgian Era Spiderman it would be Spide and Prejudice
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If there was a Georgian Era Spiderman it would be Spide and Prejudice
Raddysh Turns Into Pumpkin: Leafs Hopes Squashed
February 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Raddysh Turns Into Pumpkin: Leafs Hopes Squashed
Look at her. Three windshield wipers. Icon.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Look at her. Three windshield wipers. Icon.
Is Jeff Lynne on this app? He could literally be Mr. Bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Is Jeff Lynne on this app? He could literally be Mr. Bluesky
So big he can play outfield and 3B at the same time
February 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So big he can play outfield and 3B at the same time
I get it every once in a while. It's gotta be either a metaphor for hopelessness or some kind of horrible ape brain memory
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I get it every once in a while. It's gotta be either a metaphor for hopelessness or some kind of horrible ape brain memory
Can't be arsed about Santander's shoulder. Lukes and Schneider are more important to the team than he is. Maybe he can hit dingers in the fall.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can't be arsed about Santander's shoulder. Lukes and Schneider are more important to the team than he is. Maybe he can hit dingers in the fall.
Oh no, you've said too much
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Oh no, you've said too much
No, if we start cheering for them they'll never take it.
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
No, if we start cheering for them they'll never take it.
Contact the nearest government sports commission office to be told what your choice is.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Contact the nearest government sports commission office to be told what your choice is.
Your child will be enrolled in your choice of table tennis or air pistol.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Your child will be enrolled in your choice of table tennis or air pistol.
Reposted by Matt
Norm on Conan burns X-Games snowboarder
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
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February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Space. The Frontal Finier
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Space. The Frontal Finier
Rocking in the flea world, surely.
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Rocking in the flea world, surely.
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
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YouTube video by Release - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
I want to see regional versions. Let the Australians use boomerangs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I want to see regional versions. Let the Australians use boomerangs.
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
And they couldn't let that stand, I guess.
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
And they couldn't let that stand, I guess.
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so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
Pretending to throw the ball?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Pretending to throw the ball?