Matt
@disastromatic.bsky.social
I will not be told where to stand
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
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Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Bacon and the beans
Song as old as rhyme
Bacon and the beans
February 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Bacon and the beans
Song as old as rhyme
Bacon and the beans
Dungeon monsters these days lack subtlety
February 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Dungeon monsters these days lack subtlety
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Just saw a crow fly by with a piece of toast in its mouth like its late for school in an anime
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Just saw a crow fly by with a piece of toast in its mouth like its late for school in an anime
The Grimace keeps jerking off in the walk-in freezer. No one will confront him about it. He's not even supposed to be back here.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The Grimace keeps jerking off in the walk-in freezer. No one will confront him about it. He's not even supposed to be back here.
Someone spilled a huge bottle of Pine-Sol in the back shop and now my brain is trying to escape through my eyes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Someone spilled a huge bottle of Pine-Sol in the back shop and now my brain is trying to escape through my eyes.
Okay, house to myself, time for pizza and Space Dandy.
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Okay, house to myself, time for pizza and Space Dandy.
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If there was a Georgian Era Spiderman it would be Spide and Prejudice
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If there was a Georgian Era Spiderman it would be Spide and Prejudice
Is Jeff Lynne on this app? He could literally be Mr. Bluesky
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Is Jeff Lynne on this app? He could literally be Mr. Bluesky
Can't be arsed about Santander's shoulder. Lukes and Schneider are more important to the team than he is. Maybe he can hit dingers in the fall.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can't be arsed about Santander's shoulder. Lukes and Schneider are more important to the team than he is. Maybe he can hit dingers in the fall.
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Norm on Conan burns X-Games snowboarder
YouTube video by thejudomadonna
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
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YouTube video by Release - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Does it count as a banger if it makes you a little teary-eyed?
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Sam Darnold is living proof that there's nothing an athlete can't achieve if he's lucky enough to escape from the New York Jets.
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
They just spoiled the prop bet for the Gatorade colour.
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so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
so what i'm understanding is that the Super Bowl is just not a good night to be a Drake
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That fan on the field has more yards than the Patriots
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The Bad Bunny show had a real wedding on the field, but I bet the Other Show had a real divorce or two in there
Darnold started with the Jets and went to the Vikings and might be a Super Bowl champion. He's Reverse Brett Favre.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Darnold started with the Jets and went to the Vikings and might be a Super Bowl champion. He's Reverse Brett Favre.
Hey this is really fun! It's almost as though multiliguistic multiculturalism is one of the best parts about living in the world today
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Hey this is really fun! It's almost as though multiliguistic multiculturalism is one of the best parts about living in the world today
Sam Darnold was a Jet. He knows that fate is a fickle mistress and that he must do whatever it takes to not be remembered as A Guy Who Was A Jet.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sam Darnold was a Jet. He knows that fate is a fickle mistress and that he must do whatever it takes to not be remembered as A Guy Who Was A Jet.
A&W stands for Amburgers and Wamburgers
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A&W stands for Amburgers and Wamburgers
Go have a good retirement, Buck. Wish they could have won it all for your last season. Maybe drop by when they get there again?
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Go have a good retirement, Buck. Wish they could have won it all for your last season. Maybe drop by when they get there again?
Tonight we are listening to Edward Shearmur's wonderful soundtrack for The Count of Monte Cristo. Highlights include the achingly delicate theme for Edmond and Mercedes, the liberating joy of the main theme played after escaping prison, and the absolutely perfect party invitation montage music.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Tonight we are listening to Edward Shearmur's wonderful soundtrack for The Count of Monte Cristo. Highlights include the achingly delicate theme for Edmond and Mercedes, the liberating joy of the main theme played after escaping prison, and the absolutely perfect party invitation montage music.