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@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
sensitive misanthropy.
grammar like a hammer.
waxin' and milkin'
grammar like a hammer.
waxin' and milkin'
@georgialux.bsky.social can you give me any idea as to the thrust of the captions in this video?
youtu.be/2-GFZ4bdSiQ?...
youtu.be/2-GFZ4bdSiQ?...
Transformer Owl
YouTube video by o_Obex
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social can you give me any idea as to the thrust of the captions in this video?
youtu.be/2-GFZ4bdSiQ?...
youtu.be/2-GFZ4bdSiQ?...
@davidjroth.bsky.social I wasn't planning on seeing the bone building or whatever it's called, and I've never followed your work for the movie reviews really, but after reading that piece, I think I'm gonna check it out. further bulletins as events warrant.
January 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
@davidjroth.bsky.social I wasn't planning on seeing the bone building or whatever it's called, and I've never followed your work for the movie reviews really, but after reading that piece, I think I'm gonna check it out. further bulletins as events warrant.
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social just saw this in the parking lot of a casino (my bus passes through). I can't even imagine what kind of fuckin' reprobate this is for. We Had It Coming indeed.
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social just saw this in the parking lot of a casino (my bus passes through). I can't even imagine what kind of fuckin' reprobate this is for. We Had It Coming indeed.
@sabs.bsky.social loved your piece about Ötzi :-) I'm no good with umlauts, but the way i understand it, it'd be pronounced like "etsy"?? is that how you read it too?
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
@sabs.bsky.social loved your piece about Ötzi :-) I'm no good with umlauts, but the way i understand it, it'd be pronounced like "etsy"?? is that how you read it too?
my new working theory is that a not-insignificant portion of the body politic has never seen a single movie.
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
my new working theory is that a not-insignificant portion of the body politic has never seen a single movie.
(on why he's not having sex with his wife) "I'm using all my energy putting my foot down" - Pete Campbell, the final boss of little bitch
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
(on why he's not having sex with his wife) "I'm using all my energy putting my foot down" - Pete Campbell, the final boss of little bitch
@mims.bsky.social my employer's Copilot, as of this morning, has mentioned a 12,000 token limit by several agents, never seen that language/restriction previously. Is Microsoft trying to push higher access tiers without telling anyone?
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
@mims.bsky.social my employer's Copilot, as of this morning, has mentioned a 12,000 token limit by several agents, never seen that language/restriction previously. Is Microsoft trying to push higher access tiers without telling anyone?
nothing ruins the delusion of "yes, my Spanish is good enough that i could converse with a native speaker" quite like hearing myself pronounce "bicicleta".
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
nothing ruins the delusion of "yes, my Spanish is good enough that i could converse with a native speaker" quite like hearing myself pronounce "bicicleta".
@robdelaney.bsky.social i went through all the trouble to find this, and then when i tried to post it, you had already deleted the post. Yer gonna look at it anyway!
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
@robdelaney.bsky.social i went through all the trouble to find this, and then when i tried to post it, you had already deleted the post. Yer gonna look at it anyway!
@ihavethatonvinyl.com what do you think about this for a band name -> The Peppered Lepers.
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com what do you think about this for a band name -> The Peppered Lepers.
I don't think I would vote for Newsom even if he buries musk.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I don't think I would vote for Newsom even if he buries musk.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
The Spankbankies - an award show celebrating the best stuff I hammered on it to last year.
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The Spankbankies - an award show celebrating the best stuff I hammered on it to last year.
is John Cena still speedrunning the make a wish foundation?
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
is John Cena still speedrunning the make a wish foundation?
@plumberduck.bsky.social did you notice in this weeks fallout they used "Future Enterprise Ventures" (bud's asst.)?? Wasn't FEV the thing that made supermutants? different acronym. i can't remember game canon.
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
@plumberduck.bsky.social did you notice in this weeks fallout they used "Future Enterprise Ventures" (bud's asst.)?? Wasn't FEV the thing that made supermutants? different acronym. i can't remember game canon.
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social whoever said it was right, Zach Cherry IS the king of walking through corridors looking confused
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social whoever said it was right, Zach Cherry IS the king of walking through corridors looking confused
gonna start referring to Rubio as Marco Darko, because he certainly knows how to suck a fuck!
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
gonna start referring to Rubio as Marco Darko, because he certainly knows how to suck a fuck!
@ihavethatonvinyl.com Ça plane pour moi
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com Ça plane pour moi
@briancgrubb.bsky.social dude there is an Australian TV show with Will Forte and Darcy Carden as spray tan entrepreneurs that get involved with the mob. Called Sunny Nights.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social dude there is an Australian TV show with Will Forte and Darcy Carden as spray tan entrepreneurs that get involved with the mob. Called Sunny Nights.
What's the silliest flex you've heard in a rap song? (I know the correct answer, I just wanted to see if you knew it too)
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What's the silliest flex you've heard in a rap song? (I know the correct answer, I just wanted to see if you knew it too)
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social what did you think about the pluribus finale
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social what did you think about the pluribus finale
@ihavethatonvinyl.com saw this and started *cackling* www.avclub.com/in-defense-o...
In defense of “Wonderful Christmastime,” my favorite Christmas song
In defense of “Wonderful Christmastime,” my favorite Christmas song
www.avclub.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com saw this and started *cackling* www.avclub.com/in-defense-o...
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struggling to make entry into a foreign culture???? uhh i dunno have you tried sucking a few dicks?
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
struggling to make entry into a foreign culture???? uhh i dunno have you tried sucking a few dicks?
@ihavethatonvinyl.com do you have thoughts on Elvis? I've only ever heard him in movies and TV, and it's fine, whatever, but I came across this one and was like now hold on, maybe there's something to this. youtu.be/ubYTs7I2mMI?...
Elvis Presley - (Marie's The Name) His Latest Flame (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ElvisPresleyVEVO
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com do you have thoughts on Elvis? I've only ever heard him in movies and TV, and it's fine, whatever, but I came across this one and was like now hold on, maybe there's something to this. youtu.be/ubYTs7I2mMI?...