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sensitive misanthropy.
My fav. thing to learn about people i only encounter on the net is movies they love that are not unanimous/cult classics. There was a dude at the old place who in addition to all kinds of cool pop culture, was absolutely ride-or-die for ANY Sandler movie. Would not of pegged you for an OC fan lol.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Have you ever had one where the dead person was never dead in-dream? like, it's not at all weird that they're walking around, no one is freaking out? I've had both, and i haven't decided which is less disorienting.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Highly classified shit found: Signal intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit?
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
FOOD ONLY EXISTS AS DATA TO ME 🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
hesh wants sex
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the middle was so much better than a network family sitcom had any business being. it was the lead-in to something else i was watching, so i always caught the last few minutes (wtf is a dvr) and it always made me smile.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
everyone thinks their uni is the one that invented burning couches, just like the guy who did so much acid he thinks he's a glass of orange juice, or found a skin mag in the woods.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
sXe Dave Attell lookin' ass
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you can't really glowup persistent butthole-mouth
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
that's the only picture I've ever seen of him that looks like it could be real hair.
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
miracles amaze me
she looks so Israeli
things don't even phase me
Michelle get bisc and gravy
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
he literally said his mom offered the same sentiment, take it easy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Doug Stanhope has a great old bit about that. Something like, "if marriage didn't exist, would you invent it?" and "baby, what you and I have together is so good, we just gotta get the government involved".
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It reminds me of the kid in middle school that makes sure everyone knows he stole these clothes from the mall which lends further credence to the Everyone is 12 theory.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
just put on Go and I bet she gets it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
hey there's a show called Royal Flying Doctor Service and they're on season three. I haven't decided if I'm gonna give it a try. further bulletins as events warrant.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM