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CVO Chief Vibes Officer. Here for a good time, not a long time.
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seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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The fact that we came out of 2008 and decided that the commodities regulator should remain separate from the securities regulator AND the corn people should have all swaps and futures is proof that we wanted to make sure we were the home for the next 2008
February 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Ben Goertzel, popularizer of the term AGI and creator of the Sophia robot, congratulating Jeffrey Epstein the day after Epstein was released from prison.

Goertzel is mentioned in the files nearly 800 times, including well after the Miami Herald investigation in 2018.
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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this is the real test of whether anthropic actually gives a shit about anything and I would be utterly unsurprised if they cave just like they did on raising funds from the middle east
We live in an autocratic oligarchic hellhole.

The Pentagon is basically saying that if Anthropic doesn't drop its demands over restricting the use of AI in autonomous drone targeting and surveillance of Americans, it will essentially destroy the company.
Exclusive: Pentagon warns Anthropic will "pay a price" as feud escalates
The Pentagon may label Anthropic a "supply chain risk," forcing all its vendors to sever ties.
www.axios.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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The fact that these sentences always end with "... which we will cram with more work for them" and not "... so we moved to a four-day workweek" really illustrate the hollowness of some AI evangelists' promises that AI will deliver us to some kind of post-work utopia.
“By removing writing from reporters’ workloads, we’ve effectively freed up an extra workday for them each week” is such a strange sentence to read.
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:

Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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MS RACHEL SHOULD NOT BE WORKING HARDER ON THIS OR GAZA THAN DEM LEADERSHIP
YouTube star Ms. Rachel sounds alarm on kids held in Texas ICE facility
"I am really worried about the kids living in Dilley detention center."
www.chron.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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this is a problem
Orders came down from the White House budget office in April urging every corner of the government to deploy AI.

Officials across the government answered the call, according to a Post analysis. https://wapo.st/3O4Auvf
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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What if Abundance is just the Think Tank and PAC jobs we made along the way?
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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reading vibecoders talk about how great vibecoding is for engineering real things is like reading bitcoiners talk about how they think money works

i am more, not less, convinced ai and crypto are closely analogous
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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I cannot possibly describe how unbelievably disappointing it has been to be one of like ten people covering Tether, a $500 million company, and screaming bloody murder about fraud, and seeing it balloon to a ~$200 billion company that tells the US government to suck on dirt.
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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If you, as a scientist, cannot be bothered to engage in the intellectual work of science, please quit your job and leave it to someone with skill and integrity.
“The idea is to put ChatGPT front and center inside software that scientists use to write up their work in much the same way that chatbots are now embedded into popular programming editors.

It’s vibe coding, but for science.”
OpenAI’s latest product lets you vibe code science
Prism is a ChatGPT-powered text editor that automates much of the work involved in writing scientific papers.
www.technologyreview.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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this is how all cops are when they think no one is looking
CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Everyone should be furious at these Democrats for voting to fund ICE, but the real culprit is Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

He refused to pressure his members to vote against ICE. He quite literally chose not to lead. Pathetic.
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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I love that Jensen Huang's whole shtick is explaining in a chiding tone that the things that enrich him personally are also the things that are good for society. Like, get with the program, you Neanderthal simpletons. Give me infinite money, you absolute fools, not for my sake but for your own
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Here’s something fun that has gone relatively unreported. It appears that Microsoft is going billions of dollars in vendor financing, and has been for years.
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Literally the same people exact
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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starting a thread here of all the accounts we KNOW are paid DNC influencers, because it’s clear the dem party line is “dems deport millions the right way”

please add screenshots if you find them
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM