LaurelDane
@laureldane.bsky.social
30 something, gay aromantic/grey-aegosexual, lawful neutral halfling, financial aid administrator living in Baltimore City.
Grandma went out as fierce and independent as she was in life. She'd made it into her 90s so that's impressive in itself. Not sad, she led a long and full life, just feeling a bit numb and trying to avoid thinking about my parents' mortality. Gotta figure out how to be there and support mom.
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Grandma went out as fierce and independent as she was in life. She'd made it into her 90s so that's impressive in itself. Not sad, she led a long and full life, just feeling a bit numb and trying to avoid thinking about my parents' mortality. Gotta figure out how to be there and support mom.
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Theatre kids coding: “omg this is my moment!”
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Theatre kids coding: “omg this is my moment!”
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Sounds like a solid win for everyone.
Knight gets laid. Dragon gets laid.
No longer sexually-frustrated dragon does much less ravaging of the countryside.
And now realizes she misunderstood what "eating maidens" was supposed to mean.
Knight gets laid. Dragon gets laid.
No longer sexually-frustrated dragon does much less ravaging of the countryside.
And now realizes she misunderstood what "eating maidens" was supposed to mean.
Lady knights be reporting back to the king like, "Oh. . . SLAY the dragon? I thought you said LAY the dragon. Incidentally, this purple-eyed woman with a giant cloak over her body is my new wife. Don't worry about her. She's fine."
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sounds like a solid win for everyone.
Knight gets laid. Dragon gets laid.
No longer sexually-frustrated dragon does much less ravaging of the countryside.
And now realizes she misunderstood what "eating maidens" was supposed to mean.
Knight gets laid. Dragon gets laid.
No longer sexually-frustrated dragon does much less ravaging of the countryside.
And now realizes she misunderstood what "eating maidens" was supposed to mean.
Dropping my entire credit card points balance on 300lbs of cashews AMA
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Dropping my entire credit card points balance on 300lbs of cashews AMA
Buh. This Monday feels particularly Monday-y. Or maybe I need to work on getting enough sleep.
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Nah, it's Monday's fault.
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Nah, it's Monday's fault.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Buh. This Monday feels particularly Monday-y. Or maybe I need to work on getting enough sleep.
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Nah, it's Monday's fault.
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Nah, it's Monday's fault.
Trying to find the willpower to scrape my car so I don't have to deal with a car-cicle after the snow stops.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Trying to find the willpower to scrape my car so I don't have to deal with a car-cicle after the snow stops.
I know we still have more than a day to go, but slightly disappointed the weekend's snowtastrophe is down to under a foot according to the last report I saw. 🥲
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I know we still have more than a day to go, but slightly disappointed the weekend's snowtastrophe is down to under a foot according to the last report I saw. 🥲
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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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I have frustrated words for my office's primary software vendor. I should not be working after hours. 😩
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I have frustrated words for my office's primary software vendor. I should not be working after hours. 😩
That was a surprisingly productive therapy session. SUDS and coping mechanisms ho! 😗
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
That was a surprisingly productive therapy session. SUDS and coping mechanisms ho! 😗
That was actually a very fun quiz 😂
wuffs.org/quiz/
wuffs.org/quiz/
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
That was actually a very fun quiz 😂
wuffs.org/quiz/
wuffs.org/quiz/
Just realized I forgot the bread 😵
Guess it's deli meat or PBJ in tortillas if we lose power. 😅
Guess it's deli meat or PBJ in tortillas if we lose power. 😅
Well shit. Just checked the updated prediction for this weekend and I am definitely doing my bread and milk run tonight instead of lat minute. Calling for just short of 20 inches of snow now. 😬
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Just realized I forgot the bread 😵
Guess it's deli meat or PBJ in tortillas if we lose power. 😅
Guess it's deli meat or PBJ in tortillas if we lose power. 😅
Well shit. Just checked the updated prediction for this weekend and I am definitely doing my bread and milk run tonight instead of lat minute. Calling for just short of 20 inches of snow now. 😬
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Well shit. Just checked the updated prediction for this weekend and I am definitely doing my bread and milk run tonight instead of lat minute. Calling for just short of 20 inches of snow now. 😬
And done! Now do I put my refund into savings towards a house or condo I'll never own, put it towards replacing my aging e-bike, or splurge on something fun? 🤔
Weird timing, but looks like I'm getting my 1099 and W2 together in the mail today instead of weeks apart from one another. Time to knock out my taxes tonight~
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
And done! Now do I put my refund into savings towards a house or condo I'll never own, put it towards replacing my aging e-bike, or splurge on something fun? 🤔
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
-narrows eyes- Either Canada or my workflow queue has got to be screwing with me. How did I see so many Albertan applicants in a row?
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
-narrows eyes- Either Canada or my workflow queue has got to be screwing with me. How did I see so many Albertan applicants in a row?
Forgot how good just simple butter and toast can be 🤤
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Forgot how good just simple butter and toast can be 🤤
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I’ve posted this a million times, too many people forgot what social media was like before the algorithm spoon fed you
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’ve posted this a million times, too many people forgot what social media was like before the algorithm spoon fed you
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
you can have cool stuff on your timeline if you actually follow people posting cool stuff it’s that easy
Weird timing, but looks like I'm getting my 1099 and W2 together in the mail today instead of weeks apart from one another. Time to knock out my taxes tonight~
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Weird timing, but looks like I'm getting my 1099 and W2 together in the mail today instead of weeks apart from one another. Time to knock out my taxes tonight~
Having one of those wish-my-brain-was-fucking-normal nights.
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Having one of those wish-my-brain-was-fucking-normal nights.
Ooops, up until 2 in the morning due to a just-one-more-turn game 😬
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Ooops, up until 2 in the morning due to a just-one-more-turn game 😬
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