elise knits
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i wouldn't mind AI if it was "here's a way to automate some extremely basic stuff" or "look at this goofy shit you can do here to dick around on your computer" - afaik but no one is asking for "we want to make a trillion dollars hopefully by destroying everything that makes life worth living"
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i wouldn't mind AI if it was "here's a way to automate some extremely basic stuff" or "look at this goofy shit you can do here to dick around on your computer" - afaik but no one is asking for "we want to make a trillion dollars hopefully by destroying everything that makes life worth living"
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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ancient humans making animal species extinct by winging atlatl darts at them from range is so much cooler than modern humans making animal species extinct by building data centers. washed species
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ancient humans making animal species extinct by winging atlatl darts at them from range is so much cooler than modern humans making animal species extinct by building data centers. washed species
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
March 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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at this point, I kinda don’t know what else the Dems could do to tell anyone to the left of Biden to fuck off any harder than they already have and yet you still clamor to reform these people who hate your fucking guts and would be happy if you died
CNN, CBS, others report that at least 8 Dems have reached a deal to end the shutdown
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
at this point, I kinda don’t know what else the Dems could do to tell anyone to the left of Biden to fuck off any harder than they already have and yet you still clamor to reform these people who hate your fucking guts and would be happy if you died
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Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class
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Good, now resign immediately you fucking loser.
*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING 'NO' ON GOP BILL
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Good, now resign immediately you fucking loser.
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Democrats are such cowards. It’s not shocking each time they show their true colors but it’s truly incredible how readily they sell out any and everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Democrats are such cowards. It’s not shocking each time they show their true colors but it’s truly incredible how readily they sell out any and everyone.
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Something worth mentioning is that when Schumer took over for Harry Reid, Trump was pretty complementary of him because they like each other and are pals
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Something worth mentioning is that when Schumer took over for Harry Reid, Trump was pretty complementary of him because they like each other and are pals
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People keep asking me if I am enjoying things-- my day, an event, or the weekend-- when I am literally just trying to survive these things
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
People keep asking me if I am enjoying things-- my day, an event, or the weekend-- when I am literally just trying to survive these things
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pure swagger
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
pure swagger
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if the sandwich hit you must acquit
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
if the sandwich hit you must acquit
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This is really impressive. They invented racism.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is really impressive. They invented racism.
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the worst shit you remember about “communism” is actually what happened immediately after communists were violently stripped of power and gangsters moved in to privatize as much of the economy as possible
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the worst shit you remember about “communism” is actually what happened immediately after communists were violently stripped of power and gangsters moved in to privatize as much of the economy as possible
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The only solution is communism.
America’s wealthiest billionaires got $698 billion richer this year, while the average home earned $83,000—and the gap's set to get wider under Trump | Fortune
The top 10 richest U.S. billionaires took home 833,631x more money than the typical American home, and inequality could get worse thanks to President Donald Trump’s tax changes, job scarcity, and a lo...
fortune.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The only solution is communism.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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it's weird that with all the cranks and quacks and charlatans and grifters who have fooled and confused joe rogan into unfortunate stuff, it's actually getting fooled into thinking guys like tony hinchcliffe are funny that's ruining him
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
it's weird that with all the cranks and quacks and charlatans and grifters who have fooled and confused joe rogan into unfortunate stuff, it's actually getting fooled into thinking guys like tony hinchcliffe are funny that's ruining him
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in 40 years you’ll have a doctor named tyler tell you you’re cooked
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
in 40 years you’ll have a doctor named tyler tell you you’re cooked