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"Fetch boom could falter without wider adoption, Gretchen from Mean Girls warns"
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"Fetch boom could falter without wider adoption, Gretchen from Mean Girls warns"
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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What I continue to remain shocked by, possibly unduly, is how hard capitalism punished ordinary workers for cutting corners and doing the bare minimum for decades, and now it's totally pivoted to telling us cheating is cool.
Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!"
And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"
And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
What I continue to remain shocked by, possibly unduly, is how hard capitalism punished ordinary workers for cutting corners and doing the bare minimum for decades, and now it's totally pivoted to telling us cheating is cool.
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Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
not my house, but I know my way around
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
not my house, but I know my way around
Ikea says you can't play The Floor Is Lava
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ikea says you can't play The Floor Is Lava
🎵Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Neblod zin
Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Cthulhu ftaghn
Ftaghn R'lyeh
Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵
Neblod zin
Neblod zin
Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Cthulhu ftaghn
Ftaghn R'lyeh
Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
🎵Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Neblod zin
Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Cthulhu ftaghn
Ftaghn R'lyeh
Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵
Neblod zin
Neblod zin
Iä Yog-Sothoth
Neblod zin
Cthulhu ftaghn
Ftaghn R'lyeh
Iä Yog-Sothoth neblod zin🎵
It is 2019...
It is 2021...
It is 2022...
It is 2025...
It is 2026...
It is 2021...
It is 2022...
It is 2025...
It is 2026...
Bolsonaro fell out of bed last night and hit his head, and (to no one's surprise) is receiving medical attention
🇧🇷 Jair Bolsonaro caiu da cama durante a noite e bateu a cabeça em um móvel da sua cela.
Segundo Michelle Bolsonaro, o ex-presidente “não está bem” e só recebeu atendimento nesta manhã, horas depois do acidente.
Segundo Michelle Bolsonaro, o ex-presidente “não está bem” e só recebeu atendimento nesta manhã, horas depois do acidente.
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It is 2019...
It is 2021...
It is 2022...
It is 2025...
It is 2026...
It is 2021...
It is 2022...
It is 2025...
It is 2026...
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
higgledy-piggledy whale statements
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Late-breaking news on a Friday that doesn't suck and is actually welcome. Didn't think that was something we could do.
Breaking news: Republican Rep. Elise Stefanik said she ended her campaign for New York governor, a move that comes weeks after she officially jumped into the race. The conservative congresswoman also said she will not run for reelection to the U.S. House.
Elise Stefanik ends bid for N.Y. governor and won’t run again for House
Stefanik’s move came after Trump ally Bruce Blakeman decided to enter the Republican primary for New York governor.
wapo.st
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Late-breaking news on a Friday that doesn't suck and is actually welcome. Didn't think that was something we could do.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
The 2:18 train will arrive at 2:30, the 2:25 train will arrive at 2:35, the 2:30 train will arrive at 2:40, and rumors of the 2:40 train are seditious and forbidden.
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The 2:18 train will arrive at 2:30, the 2:25 train will arrive at 2:35, the 2:30 train will arrive at 2:40, and rumors of the 2:40 train are seditious and forbidden.
Frank Gehry will be laid to rest in a polished copper mausoleum evocative of a nautilus shell, festooned with overlapping parabolic surfaces which will focus sunlight on adjacent graves, melting them into slag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Frank Gehry will be laid to rest in a polished copper mausoleum evocative of a nautilus shell, festooned with overlapping parabolic surfaces which will focus sunlight on adjacent graves, melting them into slag.
all my apes, raptured
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
all my apes, raptured
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I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I Want You To Hold It Between Your Knees, Charlie Brown
The Next Time I Say "Let's Go Someplace Like Bolivia," Let's Go Someplace Like Bolivia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu