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Eli Balin
@elibalin.bsky.social
I'm bad at social media!
If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Staten Island inventing whole new ways of demonstrating that they suck.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You have snubbed "Return of the Ape Man", and this insult will not be forgotten.
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Whoa. Fewer than 20 questions to get there.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Lions that don't look like lions are one of my favorite subgenres of art.

(all from Met Cloisters, NYC)
August 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A brief glimpse into a terrifying parallel Earth where Zladislaw Beksinski painted feet.
August 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
August 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is Nectarine Todd
July 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not sure how I feel about this new verse to "We Didn't Start The Fire"
June 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
June 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
More like jizz solo, amirite?
June 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You're skipping this
June 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I made ramen!
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
May 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
May 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
May 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
May 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
In its defense, it's 5% less cramp-inducing than the Colecovision controller.
May 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Hydrogen infused water"
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Timeline synergy!
April 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM