I'm assuming individually, in a thin jar sealed with a cork and wax. The sausageman delivers them in his three-wheeled van every morning, by the dozen and half-dozen.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm assuming individually, in a thin jar sealed with a cork and wax. The sausageman delivers them in his three-wheeled van every morning, by the dozen and half-dozen.
DB Cooper was the Lindbergh Baby.
Haven't figured out what should replace Polybius as my "one conspiracy theory that I know is BS but believe anyway." My interim has been "the Lindbergh baby is still out there" but I'm gonna need to come up with smth slightly less absurd before the impending centennial of that kidnapping.
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He's been sitting in the dark repeating this for the past three hours.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He's been sitting in the dark repeating this for the past three hours.
Quite an escalation, going directly from "I'll kick the door in" to "zombie apocalypse".
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Quite an escalation, going directly from "I'll kick the door in" to "zombie apocalypse".
I'm sure those can be found, but I'm not going to make my search history even worse by confirming it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm sure those can be found, but I'm not going to make my search history even worse by confirming it.
Looks like there's just about enough room for a full recreation of a c.1997 CompUSA.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Looks like there's just about enough room for a full recreation of a c.1997 CompUSA.
Shouting at seagulls will absolutely not stop them from doing that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Shouting at seagulls will absolutely not stop them from doing that.
If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that.
For a fraction of a second, I thought you meant "Bonds Assemble" as a Voltron sort of thing.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
For a fraction of a second, I thought you meant "Bonds Assemble" as a Voltron sort of thing.
Yeah, OK, maybe a cloud-connected, subscription-based juice machine isn't the best idea.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yeah, OK, maybe a cloud-connected, subscription-based juice machine isn't the best idea.
"even though" or "because"?
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"even though" or "because"?
HE WILL DESCEND TO EARTH AGAIN IN OUR TIME OF GREATEST NEED, AS FORETOLD BY THE PROPHECIES
OR WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE ETA ON THE FLIGHT ITINERARY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
OR WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE ETA ON THE FLIGHT ITINERARY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
HE WILL DESCEND TO EARTH AGAIN IN OUR TIME OF GREATEST NEED, AS FORETOLD BY THE PROPHECIES
OR WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE ETA ON THE FLIGHT ITINERARY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
OR WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE ETA ON THE FLIGHT ITINERARY, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST
They're obsessed with World's Fairs/Expositions, where only one or two buildings (at most) survived to the present day. They'll wonder "Where did the rest of this ornate city go" and conclude "mudflood" rather than "those buildings were mostly stagecraft and not meant to last more than a year."
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They're obsessed with World's Fairs/Expositions, where only one or two buildings (at most) survived to the present day. They'll wonder "Where did the rest of this ornate city go" and conclude "mudflood" rather than "those buildings were mostly stagecraft and not meant to last more than a year."