Dennis Price
@dennisprice.com
Literal rules lawyer, Dodgers, LA Kings, Jazz, Utes
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Fourth Circuit publishes an opinion to make a point that otherwise would go unseen.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fourth Circuit publishes an opinion to make a point that otherwise would go unseen.
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One of my favorite things is how cows are so simple you can keep them from crossing the road by painting lines on it to fool them into thinking they are grates.
But sure, also thought leaders on race relations.
But sure, also thought leaders on race relations.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite things is how cows are so simple you can keep them from crossing the road by painting lines on it to fool them into thinking they are grates.
But sure, also thought leaders on race relations.
But sure, also thought leaders on race relations.
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Racism is not just morally evil and corrupting to a functional society, it’s also just the dumbest, most simplistic worldview possible, the type of stuff that’s hard to say out loud without sounding like you’ve suffered a serious untreated brain injury
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Racism is not just morally evil and corrupting to a functional society, it’s also just the dumbest, most simplistic worldview possible, the type of stuff that’s hard to say out loud without sounding like you’ve suffered a serious untreated brain injury
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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seems like a lot of effort just to protect bill clinton tbh
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
seems like a lot of effort just to protect bill clinton tbh
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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These leaked emails all have rampant Boomer punctuation.
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
These leaked emails all have rampant Boomer punctuation.
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My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My favorite thing about the 50 year mortgage thing is that it suggests the famous real estate billionaire doesn’t understand mortgages
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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#BREAKING: Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS denies Kim Davis's petition asking the justices to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges (which recognized federal constitutional protections for same-sex marriage):
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#BREAKING: Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS denies Kim Davis's petition asking the justices to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges (which recognized federal constitutional protections for same-sex marriage):
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
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I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ll need to see 50 more cases like this to form an opinion on how the marriage of professional sports and legalized gambling is going. Hard to say from here.
I am currently, right now, dealing with my car keys not working because of a phone glitch. With no apparent fix that I can perform at home.
Ford wants you to stash it in your belt buckle, but there’s absolutely no need to be lugging around a bulky fob. Trouble is, phone-as-a-key tech could be superseded before it even gets going. www.wired.com/story/why-ar...
Why Are We All Still Carrying Around Car Keys?
Ford wants you to stash it in your belt buckle, but there’s absolutely no need to be lugging around a bulky fob. Trouble is, phone-as-a-key tech could be superseded before it even gets going.
www.wired.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I am currently, right now, dealing with my car keys not working because of a phone glitch. With no apparent fix that I can perform at home.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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The note is pretty good evidence that the sandwich guy jurors carefully evaluated the legal merits of the DOJ’s case and weren’t collectively engaged in a nullification exercise.
'Sandwich Guy' jury note and verdict form: www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The note is pretty good evidence that the sandwich guy jurors carefully evaluated the legal merits of the DOJ’s case and weren’t collectively engaged in a nullification exercise.
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Arguing with a toaster
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Arguing with a toaster
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
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Ross Douthat right now:
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ross Douthat right now:
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s four career World Series wins are tied for most in Dodgers history, along with Johnny Podres and Sandy Koufax
(Yamamoto has pitched in four World Series games)
(Yamamoto has pitched in four World Series games)
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s four career World Series wins are tied for most in Dodgers history, along with Johnny Podres and Sandy Koufax
(Yamamoto has pitched in four World Series games)
(Yamamoto has pitched in four World Series games)
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Mookie has three rings with the dodgers and only one with the Sox.
He will be remembered a Dodger. And the enduring example of how badly a cheap ownership group can fumble a generational player.
He will be remembered a Dodger. And the enduring example of how badly a cheap ownership group can fumble a generational player.
Mookie has now played almost as many total games for the Dodgers (807) as he did for the Red Sox (815). And he's played way more playoff games for LA (70-21).
Unless he suddenly retires to join the pro bowling tour, it's gonna be clear by career's end which hat he will have on his HoF plaque. ☹️
Unless he suddenly retires to join the pro bowling tour, it's gonna be clear by career's end which hat he will have on his HoF plaque. ☹️
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mookie has three rings with the dodgers and only one with the Sox.
He will be remembered a Dodger. And the enduring example of how badly a cheap ownership group can fumble a generational player.
He will be remembered a Dodger. And the enduring example of how badly a cheap ownership group can fumble a generational player.
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salary caps are anti-worker especially in a system where players cannot even choose their own employer or where they live/work for up to a decade, let players negotiate their fair worth from the start & be paid what they're worth the same as every other job (and sport on the planet outside the US)
I mean, MLB needs true revenue sharing, a team salary floor, a better cap system, and the league needs to jettison owners which won't even attempt to field good teams.
Would the baseball union even *consider* negotiating player salary caps if they could achieve those aims? I, sadly, doubt it.
Would the baseball union even *consider* negotiating player salary caps if they could achieve those aims? I, sadly, doubt it.
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
salary caps are anti-worker especially in a system where players cannot even choose their own employer or where they live/work for up to a decade, let players negotiate their fair worth from the start & be paid what they're worth the same as every other job (and sport on the planet outside the US)