Dennis Price
@dennisprice.com
Literal rules lawyer, Dodgers, LA Kings, Jazz, Utes
Kershaw is coming in?
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Kershaw is coming in?
Relatively certain I could have done this.
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Relatively certain I could have done this.
Bases loaded and the pitcher just walked in a run. Is this a good AB chat?
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Bases loaded and the pitcher just walked in a run. Is this a good AB chat?
Glasnow is painting but the ump is bad.
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Glasnow is painting but the ump is bad.
This looks like the type of website I’d be worried would infect my computer a decade ago.
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This looks like the type of website I’d be worried would infect my computer a decade ago.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Bluesky suggesting you when I went to share this made me laugh. You may not find it as funny.
September 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Bluesky suggesting you when I went to share this made me laugh. You may not find it as funny.
Sure. And believe me I’m frustrated by it. I just wouldn’t read it as a stand against anything. They raised it because time’s up. Dodgers did too.
Yesterday vs. Day Of
Yesterday vs. Day Of
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sure. And believe me I’m frustrated by it. I just wouldn’t read it as a stand against anything. They raised it because time’s up. Dodgers did too.
Yesterday vs. Day Of
Yesterday vs. Day Of
Making fun of inaccurate Dodgers bobbleheads is a side gig of mine. Mookie and Kershaw’s skin color changes from year to year to the point I’m fairly sure I have one Kershaw that is darker than one Mookie.
Also Ohtani regularly looks like Anthony Rizzo.
Also Ohtani regularly looks like Anthony Rizzo.
September 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Making fun of inaccurate Dodgers bobbleheads is a side gig of mine. Mookie and Kershaw’s skin color changes from year to year to the point I’m fairly sure I have one Kershaw that is darker than one Mookie.
Also Ohtani regularly looks like Anthony Rizzo.
Also Ohtani regularly looks like Anthony Rizzo.
Updated map to this after some feedback:
There are some quirks that I don't really know how to solve. For one, I think SLC and Colorado should be in the same division. I am also starting to wonder if both expansion teams should be in the West. Portland gives Seattle a lacking rival.
There are some quirks that I don't really know how to solve. For one, I think SLC and Colorado should be in the same division. I am also starting to wonder if both expansion teams should be in the West. Portland gives Seattle a lacking rival.
August 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Updated map to this after some feedback:
There are some quirks that I don't really know how to solve. For one, I think SLC and Colorado should be in the same division. I am also starting to wonder if both expansion teams should be in the West. Portland gives Seattle a lacking rival.
There are some quirks that I don't really know how to solve. For one, I think SLC and Colorado should be in the same division. I am also starting to wonder if both expansion teams should be in the West. Portland gives Seattle a lacking rival.
Adding to MLB realignment discourse. My proposed map and some thoughts:
My design goals were to fulfill what Manfred says he's doing (mitigating playoff travel), keeping "two-team" cities in different divisions/"conferences", and ensuring no more than +1 timezone in division, and minimal +2 pre-WS
My design goals were to fulfill what Manfred says he's doing (mitigating playoff travel), keeping "two-team" cities in different divisions/"conferences", and ensuring no more than +1 timezone in division, and minimal +2 pre-WS
August 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Adding to MLB realignment discourse. My proposed map and some thoughts:
My design goals were to fulfill what Manfred says he's doing (mitigating playoff travel), keeping "two-team" cities in different divisions/"conferences", and ensuring no more than +1 timezone in division, and minimal +2 pre-WS
My design goals were to fulfill what Manfred says he's doing (mitigating playoff travel), keeping "two-team" cities in different divisions/"conferences", and ensuring no more than +1 timezone in division, and minimal +2 pre-WS
Saw this one yesterday. I didn’t realize we’d innovated on the unmarked white panel van of our youth.
July 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Saw this one yesterday. I didn’t realize we’d innovated on the unmarked white panel van of our youth.
In case you know anyone who needs to know.
July 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In case you know anyone who needs to know.
You proposed that no pitcher who pitches fewer than five innings should be eligible for a win.
Using yesterday’s Dodgers win, under that metric, there would not be an eligible pitcher.
Using yesterday’s Dodgers win, under that metric, there would not be an eligible pitcher.
June 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You proposed that no pitcher who pitches fewer than five innings should be eligible for a win.
Using yesterday’s Dodgers win, under that metric, there would not be an eligible pitcher.
Using yesterday’s Dodgers win, under that metric, there would not be an eligible pitcher.
The rules for immigration searches basically eviscerate how we think the fourth amendment works.
The why is SCOTUS has deemed substantial immigration work at the border to skirt the need for warrants. It’s not quite “there is no law” but for instance Greyhound buses are absolutely obligated>
The why is SCOTUS has deemed substantial immigration work at the border to skirt the need for warrants. It’s not quite “there is no law” but for instance Greyhound buses are absolutely obligated>
June 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The rules for immigration searches basically eviscerate how we think the fourth amendment works.
The why is SCOTUS has deemed substantial immigration work at the border to skirt the need for warrants. It’s not quite “there is no law” but for instance Greyhound buses are absolutely obligated>
The why is SCOTUS has deemed substantial immigration work at the border to skirt the need for warrants. It’s not quite “there is no law” but for instance Greyhound buses are absolutely obligated>
The real rebellion is within. @scotusplaces.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The real rebellion is within. @scotusplaces.bsky.social
I’m imagining a world where there is an American Pope 80 years ago and baseball is as big as soccer.
A better world was possible.
A better world was possible.
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m imagining a world where there is an American Pope 80 years ago and baseball is as big as soccer.
A better world was possible.
A better world was possible.
Distressing amount of bunting at the Babe Ruth museum.
May 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Distressing amount of bunting at the Babe Ruth museum.
It’s time to just give up on the idea that the bar exam has any legitimacy.
April 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s time to just give up on the idea that the bar exam has any legitimacy.
Just took some pictures of some of mine this morning!
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just took some pictures of some of mine this morning!
When you let those that seek to erase our history influence your desire to celebrate it they win.
April 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When you let those that seek to erase our history influence your desire to celebrate it they win.
The pictures didn’t come out great because it’s a giant TV. But they played the Lion King song and everyone held their plushies up.
April 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The pictures didn’t come out great because it’s a giant TV. But they played the Lion King song and everyone held their plushies up.