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Human Resources Pufnstuf
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I love seeing the beauty of the western United States, but I hate the threat to our democracy. Fight for both!

Also: I'm of middle age but considered old by e standards, I am stupid about apps, and also fat. Like Cheesecake the kitten.
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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This is the Mayberry y'all wanted? Kiss the entirety of my natural Black ass.
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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This is why those of us who live here keep telling you he cannot be our president. For every fun “anti-Trump post” there’s something like this.
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California

Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was working behind the scenes to block a proposed tax on billionaires’ wealth and was committed to defeating the measure if it reached the ballot.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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If he wants to declare martial law, he will. It won't be based on reality. I don't know why some people continue to say: "be peaceful or he'll invoke martial law." Are you all living in this country in 2026???? Haven't you seen them make things up out of whole cloth???? Are you 10 years old?
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Fire every Packers coach. Offer Matt LaFleur a demotion to offensive coordinator, but he can't call the plays.

That's it. That's the deal.
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Time to pop this baby open!
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Both DK Metcalf and that Detroit Lions fan should be happy his punch did not connect squarely.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."

It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Port Orford, looking south
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social
Any thoughts on the Gorillaz and Sparks collaboration? I personally dig it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_n...
Gorillaz - The Happy Dictator ft. Sparks (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Gorillaz
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social Let's all wish a happy 60th birthday to Björk! If only there were an appropriate song for the occasion... like Jingle Bell Rock

Oh, okay, this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPm...
The Sugarcubes - Birthday (Official Music Video) [HD Upgrade]
YouTube video by Upgraded Music Videos
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Never forget
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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The dude in the back has no poker face whatsoever. And he speaks for us all without a word.
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?

HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.

CNN: But you didn't get what you want.

JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And that was the sound of hundreds of thousands of people turning off NFL RedZone in unison.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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WAIT… did he just read the “then, say your name“ part out loud???? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Alaska prosecutors filed seven felony charges against The Knights of Ni LLC & its owner, Ryan Carroll, alleging more than $500,000 in fraudulent Medicaid billing, an amount that easily buys both a shrubbery & a tasteful path down the middle. Read more below.

#Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews
Alaska Charges “Knights of Ni” With $500K Medicaid Fraud in Farcical Aquatic Credentialing Ceremony
State Medicaid Fraud Unit unsheathes the Holy Hand Grenade of Anchorage.
oddnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dan Quinn blowing a Super Bowl was one thing.

Dan Quinn ending a franchise because he had to keep the superstar QB IN DURING A BLOWOUT LOSS is... something else.
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I love how one of the first things a guy does when he realizes he's unappealing to women is to get jacked. Congrats, now you're unappealing and scary.
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social Misheard lyrics: Depeche Mode's "Let's play master and serpent"
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So the Green Bay Packers @greenbaypackers.bsky.social are going with their new throwback uniforms this week. They are PRETTY sharp if you ask me, particularly the helmets!

Except the jersey kinda looks like a sunbleached Bears throwback... 🤮 (just kidding)
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM