DaniBananica
@danibananica.bsky.social
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
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American. Trump sucks.
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Out of curiosity, I searched online “what items are made in the United States sourced entirely from materials within the United States”
It said “your mom”
It said “your mom”
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If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
I honestly took Neville to the vet more in a precautionary capacity rather than being sure something was wrong. I was just trying to rule out any medical causes for his acting a fool the last several weeks. But I haven’t heard from them saying he’s good so now I’m anxious
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I honestly took Neville to the vet more in a precautionary capacity rather than being sure something was wrong. I was just trying to rule out any medical causes for his acting a fool the last several weeks. But I haven’t heard from them saying he’s good so now I’m anxious
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my pet conspiracy theory is that some stores suppress cellular signal to make it harder to comparison shop
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my pet conspiracy theory is that some stores suppress cellular signal to make it harder to comparison shop
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Not to brag, but as of tonight I'm 83-1 in wrestling matches vs the residents in my dad's assisted living place.
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Not to brag, but as of tonight I'm 83-1 in wrestling matches vs the residents in my dad's assisted living place.
I had to put shredded cheese on my sandwich for lunch today because I’d forgotten to buy sliced cheese and it’s not like I’m some caveman who’s gonna eat a chicken sandwich without cheese I mean PLEASE
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I had to put shredded cheese on my sandwich for lunch today because I’d forgotten to buy sliced cheese and it’s not like I’m some caveman who’s gonna eat a chicken sandwich without cheese I mean PLEASE
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She's the attorney specific.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
She's the attorney specific.
I had to get Neville in the carrier to go to the vet this morning and I did it after applying my makeup but before getting dressed to try to time it well. But I swear I have cat hair stuck to my face that I can’t get rid of and I’m itching and I’m going crazy
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I had to get Neville in the carrier to go to the vet this morning and I did it after applying my makeup but before getting dressed to try to time it well. But I swear I have cat hair stuck to my face that I can’t get rid of and I’m itching and I’m going crazy
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A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
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Hours after Speaker Mike Johnson confidently declared that Senate Republicans would "fix" Thomas Massie's bill requiring release of the Epstein files, the Senate just passed the bill as is by unanimous consent without any changes. A massive, embarrassing debacle for Johnson.
It now goes to Trump...
It now goes to Trump...
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hours after Speaker Mike Johnson confidently declared that Senate Republicans would "fix" Thomas Massie's bill requiring release of the Epstein files, the Senate just passed the bill as is by unanimous consent without any changes. A massive, embarrassing debacle for Johnson.
It now goes to Trump...
It now goes to Trump...
This feels too real for me right now
"Most lenders utilize current technology like DocuSign to streamline paperwork, but the 100-year mortgage requires all disclosures to be signed in person and in blood, in the inner sanctum of a participating satanic temple or abandoned Countrywide Financial building."
FAQ About Our New 100-Year Mortgage Loan
“Trump introduced a new idea to tackle home affordability: a 50-year mortgage loan. Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte called the p...
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This feels too real for me right now
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Beauty supercharged with next-gen AI
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Beauty supercharged with next-gen AI
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Republicans vote overwhelmingly to pretend they want the Epstein Files released. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/h...
House votes to force DOJ release of Jeffrey Epstein files
While the vote marks an important step in backers' crusade to get the files released, significant barriers remain.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Republicans vote overwhelmingly to pretend they want the Epstein Files released. www.axios.com/2025/11/18/h...
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
The depression is real in this one today
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The depression is real in this one today
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
Sigh. The place I fell in love with isn’t going to happen. Nothing else is calling to me right now. And so I keep crawling on Redfin etc until I see a place I like well enough to pester my realtor about
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sigh. The place I fell in love with isn’t going to happen. Nothing else is calling to me right now. And so I keep crawling on Redfin etc until I see a place I like well enough to pester my realtor about
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Liberal arts professor: “I just got a $300k grant for repurposing a word to describe the geological time period before the public mail service was invented”
Me: “But that’s preposterous!”
Me: “But that’s preposterous!”
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Liberal arts professor: “I just got a $300k grant for repurposing a word to describe the geological time period before the public mail service was invented”
Me: “But that’s preposterous!”
Me: “But that’s preposterous!”
Something that has always gotten to me about the way cereal is advertised in the US is “part of this nutritious breakfast”. Because every normal person would eat not only the bowl of cereal, but also drink a tall glass of orange juice, AND eat some toast. More carbs with your primary carbs 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Something that has always gotten to me about the way cereal is advertised in the US is “part of this nutritious breakfast”. Because every normal person would eat not only the bowl of cereal, but also drink a tall glass of orange juice, AND eat some toast. More carbs with your primary carbs 🙄
There are times where I get so excited to nerd out and Ken Burns documentaries are at the top of the list. I cannot wait to start watching The American Revolution. This is SO in my wheelhouse. THIS is why this fucking bullshit right now hurts me so bad
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
There are times where I get so excited to nerd out and Ken Burns documentaries are at the top of the list. I cannot wait to start watching The American Revolution. This is SO in my wheelhouse. THIS is why this fucking bullshit right now hurts me so bad
While I love chocolate chip cookies, they don’t even compare to chocolate chip cookie dough
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
While I love chocolate chip cookies, they don’t even compare to chocolate chip cookie dough
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When I was growing up there were songs sung blue and everybody knew one. But I didn't. I kept the shame inside. I didn't know who to talk to. It's taken me many years to wrestle with this but now I speak my truth so kids today who don't know any songs sung blue don't have to experience the pain.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When I was growing up there were songs sung blue and everybody knew one. But I didn't. I kept the shame inside. I didn't know who to talk to. It's taken me many years to wrestle with this but now I speak my truth so kids today who don't know any songs sung blue don't have to experience the pain.
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One time I'm standing in Intimate Apparel holding my partner's purse while she's in the dressing room. This matronly woman sizes me up, lips pressed in a judgmental scowl. She steps toward me to speak and I'm thinking oh shit here we go.
"That purse," she says, "does Not work with those shoes."
"That purse," she says, "does Not work with those shoes."
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One time I'm standing in Intimate Apparel holding my partner's purse while she's in the dressing room. This matronly woman sizes me up, lips pressed in a judgmental scowl. She steps toward me to speak and I'm thinking oh shit here we go.
"That purse," she says, "does Not work with those shoes."
"That purse," she says, "does Not work with those shoes."
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the part in cinderella where the cat is about to attack gus gus but he’s too busy trying to figure out how to carry all the cheese, except, i’m gus gus, the cat is society, and the cheese is cheese
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the part in cinderella where the cat is about to attack gus gus but he’s too busy trying to figure out how to carry all the cheese, except, i’m gus gus, the cat is society, and the cheese is cheese
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Grocery prices are falling at last
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Grocery prices are falling at last
Because this was a joy in my youth when it used to play on MTV youtu.be/rkdhhEjX-I0?...
David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
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November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Because this was a joy in my youth when it used to play on MTV youtu.be/rkdhhEjX-I0?...