Kakistocracy — free Łink! (Jay)
@crankypacifist.bsky.social
he/them/y'all
abolish ice
free palestine
e pluribus unum
borders are violence
inherent dignity for all
adhd working-class academic, nc, us
typos are stylesheet
i write crap for fun. jayparr.wordpress.com
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abolish ice
free palestine
e pluribus unum
borders are violence
inherent dignity for all
adhd working-class academic, nc, us
typos are stylesheet
i write crap for fun. jayparr.wordpress.com
pfp by terijian bearheart
I'm desperate to go to bed, but there's a convalescing kitty on my lap and I just can't
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm desperate to go to bed, but there's a convalescing kitty on my lap and I just can't
My life is objectively, measurably better where I live now, than it ever was when I lived up here in the mountains. I spent decades desperate to escape this place.
And yet, every time I get up here, swaddled in these protective hills, I get this visceral pang of homesickness.
And yet, every time I get up here, swaddled in these protective hills, I get this visceral pang of homesickness.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My life is objectively, measurably better where I live now, than it ever was when I lived up here in the mountains. I spent decades desperate to escape this place.
And yet, every time I get up here, swaddled in these protective hills, I get this visceral pang of homesickness.
And yet, every time I get up here, swaddled in these protective hills, I get this visceral pang of homesickness.
Can't sleep bc not breathe halp
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Can't sleep bc not breathe halp
Kinda jealous of the people sleeping right now, not gonna lie.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Kinda jealous of the people sleeping right now, not gonna lie.
Much Kitty™ has taken to claiming the blankets and then grumbling when you get into bed. My mom's here, and she just did it to her. Goofball.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Much Kitty™ has taken to claiming the blankets and then grumbling when you get into bed. My mom's here, and she just did it to her. Goofball.
- Fox
- Coyote
- Deer
- Moose
- Bear cub
- Coyote
- Deer
- Moose
- Bear cub
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
- Fox
- Coyote
- Deer
- Moose
- Bear cub
- Coyote
- Deer
- Moose
- Bear cub
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Have you written anything specifically on "AI"(sic) as resilience targeting?
Or have you seen anything good on the topic that you might point me toward?
Oh, and thanks for all the links in your pinned post!
Have you written anything specifically on "AI"(sic) as resilience targeting?
Or have you seen anything good on the topic that you might point me toward?
Oh, and thanks for all the links in your pinned post!
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Have you written anything specifically on "AI"(sic) as resilience targeting?
Or have you seen anything good on the topic that you might point me toward?
Oh, and thanks for all the links in your pinned post!
Have you written anything specifically on "AI"(sic) as resilience targeting?
Or have you seen anything good on the topic that you might point me toward?
Oh, and thanks for all the links in your pinned post!
This is kinda brilliant actually.
We’re turning lemons into steeply discounted books. Moving forward, we’ll resell returned copies for $13 flat, allowing us to recoup costs without counting returns against royalties.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is kinda brilliant actually.
I only keep my Meta account because my partner uses Messenger for low priority stuff. My login got bounced, and it appears to have been because of explicit images posted on my account.
When I changed my password, the login manager told me there had been a breach at Meta.
I feel so secure.
When I changed my password, the login manager told me there had been a breach at Meta.
I feel so secure.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I only keep my Meta account because my partner uses Messenger for low priority stuff. My login got bounced, and it appears to have been because of explicit images posted on my account.
When I changed my password, the login manager told me there had been a breach at Meta.
I feel so secure.
When I changed my password, the login manager told me there had been a breach at Meta.
I feel so secure.
Happy Buy Nothing Day!
#FlannelForearmFriday
#FlannelForearmFriday
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy Buy Nothing Day!
#FlannelForearmFriday
#FlannelForearmFriday
Insomnia is a big ol' poopyhead.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Insomnia is a big ol' poopyhead.
As someone who has had exquisitely prepared duck, I find the idea of turducken to be anathema.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
As someone who has had exquisitely prepared duck, I find the idea of turducken to be anathema.
When a culture gets mad
Cuz to them something's bad
That's a more
When two cultures see things
Differently we can't say
One is right
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Cuz to them something's bad
That's a more
When two cultures see things
Differently we can't say
One is right
@stellagarp.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When a culture gets mad
Cuz to them something's bad
That's a more
When two cultures see things
Differently we can't say
One is right
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Cuz to them something's bad
That's a more
When two cultures see things
Differently we can't say
One is right
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Y'all, my 13yo made a successful torte with zero help from anyone else, and it was goddamn delicious.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Y'all, my 13yo made a successful torte with zero help from anyone else, and it was goddamn delicious.
One dishwasher load is running.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
One dishwasher load is running.
(taps sign)
Racism aside, the problem with "it's not stolen, it's conquered" is that attitude is nothing but "killing you is an acceptable way to take your stuff" and I'm pretty sure that's bad. "I didn't steal your car, I conquered it" would, uh, not hold up at trial.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(taps sign)
Once when I was a teenager, a girl I'd just been fingering brought me a pair of nail clippers (oops).
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Once when I was a teenager, a girl I'd just been fingering brought me a pair of nail clippers (oops).
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pssssssssst our 2025 print anth is available for preorder ahead of its 12/17 release 👀
fifthwheelpress.shop/products/fwp...
fifthwheelpress.shop/products/fwp...
fwp 2025: an anthology of queer writing
Featuring work by Rosie Accola, Rayne Alarcio, Chaia Alford, Stephanie Anderson, sterling-elizabeth arcadia, Briana Armson, Gwen Aube, Emma L. Baker, Sadee Bee, Veronica Bennett, KM Bezner, tommy wyat...
fifthwheelpress.shop
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
pssssssssst our 2025 print anth is available for preorder ahead of its 12/17 release 👀
fifthwheelpress.shop/products/fwp...
fifthwheelpress.shop/products/fwp...
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They are turning over the information of what they believe are mostly non white/ non straight people
Their resistance was to people they thought were full humans , Black people, women, immigrants and Queer people don’t count
Their resistance was to people they thought were full humans , Black people, women, immigrants and Queer people don’t count
Greg Abbott has bent his views on state sovereignty to accede to the wishes of Trump.
Texas recently joined dozens of states in turning over voter roll information to the DOJ, despite long-standing resistance to federal oversight of state elections.
With @texastribune.org
Texas recently joined dozens of states in turning over voter roll information to the DOJ, despite long-standing resistance to federal oversight of state elections.
With @texastribune.org
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, Long a Defender of States’ Rights, Embraces Trump’s Push to Expand Presidential Power
Defending Texas sovereignty has been central to Abbott’s political identity. Yet he has helped Trump erode states’ authority over elections, policing and deploying the National Guard.
www.propublica.org
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They are turning over the information of what they believe are mostly non white/ non straight people
Their resistance was to people they thought were full humans , Black people, women, immigrants and Queer people don’t count
Their resistance was to people they thought were full humans , Black people, women, immigrants and Queer people don’t count
Me: (slapping shit together ADHD style)
My partner:
My partner:
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me: (slapping shit together ADHD style)
My partner:
My partner:
Drove the fuel burner across town. Got back home, and 20 minutes later I was like, "Uh, why isn't the car charging?"
(because you didn't drive that car, duh)
(because you didn't drive that car, duh)
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Drove the fuel burner across town. Got back home, and 20 minutes later I was like, "Uh, why isn't the car charging?"
(because you didn't drive that car, duh)
(because you didn't drive that car, duh)
I want mandatory lights on cars. Now.
Too many motherfuckers out here hauling ass, in black cars, with no lights on, in the gloomy-ass blue hour.
Too many motherfuckers out here hauling ass, in black cars, with no lights on, in the gloomy-ass blue hour.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I want mandatory lights on cars. Now.
Too many motherfuckers out here hauling ass, in black cars, with no lights on, in the gloomy-ass blue hour.
Too many motherfuckers out here hauling ass, in black cars, with no lights on, in the gloomy-ass blue hour.
Opening the essay feedback with, "I'm gonna be honest, I don't think you wrote this."
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Opening the essay feedback with, "I'm gonna be honest, I don't think you wrote this."
My students should not be homeless.
To be clear, no one should be homeless, because housing is a human right. But for fuck's sake, we shouldn't have people trying to go to college from a shelter.
To be clear, no one should be homeless, because housing is a human right. But for fuck's sake, we shouldn't have people trying to go to college from a shelter.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My students should not be homeless.
To be clear, no one should be homeless, because housing is a human right. But for fuck's sake, we shouldn't have people trying to go to college from a shelter.
To be clear, no one should be homeless, because housing is a human right. But for fuck's sake, we shouldn't have people trying to go to college from a shelter.
Uh, did y'all MFs know about this and not tell me? Not cool y'all.
No one told me there was a new western show where Gillian Anderson and Lena Heady play rival family gang leaders?? I would like royalties please because this idea was clearly plucked out of my best dreams.
a woman in a red dress is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed
ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Uh, did y'all MFs know about this and not tell me? Not cool y'all.