Malarkey
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Right this World Historical Wrong!
Got a returned copy of a @geoliminal.bsky.social’s Toadstones (good shape) and it can now be yours for $13.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
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January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Right this World Historical Wrong!
Got a returned copy of a @geoliminal.bsky.social’s Toadstones (good shape) and it can now be yours for $13.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Got a returned copy of a @geoliminal.bsky.social’s Toadstones (good shape) and it can now be yours for $13.
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
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Preorders help small presses and authors tremendously but that’s not why they’re important on a soul level. Preorders matter because they’re acts of faith. You trust the order will come through, the book will be good, which means something in this low-trust society we’re trapped in.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Preorders help small presses and authors tremendously but that’s not why they’re important on a soul level. Preorders matter because they’re acts of faith. You trust the order will come through, the book will be good, which means something in this low-trust society we’re trapped in.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Preorders are important because then you forget you preordered and you buy another copy of the book and give the one you get after the one you get surprisingly quickly to your friend.
Preorders help small presses and authors tremendously but that’s not why they’re important on a soul level. Preorders matter because they’re acts of faith. You trust the order will come through, the book will be good, which means something in this low-trust society we’re trapped in.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Preorders are important because then you forget you preordered and you buy another copy of the book and give the one you get after the one you get surprisingly quickly to your friend.
Preorders help small presses and authors tremendously but that’s not why they’re important on a soul level. Preorders matter because they’re acts of faith. You trust the order will come through, the book will be good, which means something in this low-trust society we’re trapped in.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Preorders help small presses and authors tremendously but that’s not why they’re important on a soul level. Preorders matter because they’re acts of faith. You trust the order will come through, the book will be good, which means something in this low-trust society we’re trapped in.
You probably need a tote and we just have like four or five left. Don’t know if we’ll ever get more because they’re pricey to buy up front. Will sneak in a couple free books with your order.
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
Tote Bag — Malarkey
A tote bag designed by Adrian Sobol, author of Hair Shirt and The Life of the Party Is Harder to Find Until You’re the Last One Around . Fill it with books! These totes will be printed in Tulsa, O...
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January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
You probably need a tote and we just have like four or five left. Don’t know if we’ll ever get more because they’re pricey to buy up front. Will sneak in a couple free books with your order.
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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I am reminded here to tap the sign encouraging you all to support independent, worker run, billionaire free newsrooms how and where you are able
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
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January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I am reminded here to tap the sign encouraging you all to support independent, worker run, billionaire free newsrooms how and where you are able
Jesus fucking Christ
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump
Nicolas Maduro ruled Venezuela with a heavy hand for more than 12 years, presiding over deep economic and social crises and resisting pressure from domestic opponents and foreign governments for political change.
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January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
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A short little piece you might “enjoy”, a brief respite from mounting horrors www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp...
Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social & @havehashad.com for believing
Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social & @havehashad.com for believing
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
A short little piece you might “enjoy”, a brief respite from mounting horrors www.havehashad.com/preview/hadp...
Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social & @havehashad.com for believing
Thanks @aaronburch.bsky.social & @havehashad.com for believing
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One of the chief virtues of the book is that it’s nearly the only remaining form of media that isn’t constantly being interrupted by ads. Between the covers is the last place on earth where no one is trying to sell you shit, a place where you can still be a human being rather than a mark.
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
One of the chief virtues of the book is that it’s nearly the only remaining form of media that isn’t constantly being interrupted by ads. Between the covers is the last place on earth where no one is trying to sell you shit, a place where you can still be a human being rather than a mark.
Two people have started the new year right by joining the malarkey book club. Shout out to these two geniuses!
We have dropped the monthly price for book club to $10/month. If you’re already a subscriber there’s nothing you need to do; the new rate should go into effect automatically. If you’re not a subscriber the only thing you need to do is sign up. It’s just $10/month!
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
Malarkey Book Club — Malarkey
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January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Two people have started the new year right by joining the malarkey book club. Shout out to these two geniuses!
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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January 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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ebook or audiobook of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand a steal of a deal, you guys
Our resolution is to process more than 1,000 direct orders through our website this year. This means we need to average 2.7 orders per day. We are currently averaging 2 orders per day so are naturally freaking out. Help us find peace!
malarkeybooks.com/store
malarkeybooks.com/store
Bookstore — Malarkey
You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.
malarkeybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
ebook or audiobook of Where the Pavement Turns to Sand a steal of a deal, you guys
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Malarkey Book Club is my book club of choice this year. could it be yours too?
Our resolution is to process more than 1,000 direct orders through our website this year. This means we need to average 2.7 orders per day. We are currently averaging 2 orders per day so are naturally freaking out. Help us find peace!
malarkeybooks.com/store
malarkeybooks.com/store
Bookstore — Malarkey
You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.
malarkeybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Malarkey Book Club is my book club of choice this year. could it be yours too?
Our resolution is to process more than 1,000 direct orders through our website this year. This means we need to average 2.7 orders per day. We are currently averaging 2 orders per day so are naturally freaking out. Help us find peace!
malarkeybooks.com/store
malarkeybooks.com/store
Bookstore — Malarkey
You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.
malarkeybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Our resolution is to process more than 1,000 direct orders through our website this year. This means we need to average 2.7 orders per day. We are currently averaging 2 orders per day so are naturally freaking out. Help us find peace!
malarkeybooks.com/store
malarkeybooks.com/store
We have dropped the monthly price for book club to $10/month. If you’re already a subscriber there’s nothing you need to do; the new rate should go into effect automatically. If you’re not a subscriber the only thing you need to do is sign up. It’s just $10/month!
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
Malarkey Book Club — Malarkey
malarkeybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
We have dropped the monthly price for book club to $10/month. If you’re already a subscriber there’s nothing you need to do; the new rate should go into effect automatically. If you’re not a subscriber the only thing you need to do is sign up. It’s just $10/month!
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...
Resolution for 2026 is 1000 orders through our website this year (both downloads and physical orders but honestly won’t complain if it’s heavy on downloads!)
We oppose the worship of data but taken for what they are stats and data can be useful or interesting. Here are some of our stats from 2025:
• 541 orders through our website.
• $3,883.08 spent on shipping
• 516 books sold through Ingram channels
• 202 sold through Asterism
• 39 t-shirts left
• 541 orders through our website.
• $3,883.08 spent on shipping
• 516 books sold through Ingram channels
• 202 sold through Asterism
• 39 t-shirts left
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Resolution for 2026 is 1000 orders through our website this year (both downloads and physical orders but honestly won’t complain if it’s heavy on downloads!)
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Caroljean is an American treasure. Zach is awesome. This issue is amazing.
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Caroljean is an American treasure. Zach is awesome. This issue is amazing.
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
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Get a copy of Kill Radio or Still Alive for $13 and help out a fantastic small pres! Occult/Supernatural Horror w/ Romance by moi OR a sexy sad beauty of a novel that captures the confounding ennui that comes with life and a lifetime of longing
Bookstore returns are lost revenue. Used to be something we counted against royalties, but now we just take them and resell them cheap. Currently have returned copies, in perfect condition, of books by @ljabouttown.bsky.social and @renbolger.bsky.social
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
malarkeybooks.com/store/returns
Returns! — Malarkey
Sometimes we get books sent back to us. Historically, this has always been very unpleasant because it means lost money, that we would count against an author’s royalties. We’re taking a different appr...
malarkeybooks.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Get a copy of Kill Radio or Still Alive for $13 and help out a fantastic small pres! Occult/Supernatural Horror w/ Romance by moi OR a sexy sad beauty of a novel that captures the confounding ennui that comes with life and a lifetime of longing