DaniBananica
@danibananica.bsky.social
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica
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American. Trump sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/aaapy75plmfvw
I’m really missing my Christmas tree right now. I guess I could pretend THIS is a Christmas tree 💁🏻♀️
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I’m really missing my Christmas tree right now. I guess I could pretend THIS is a Christmas tree 💁🏻♀️
Our moonwalking squirrel
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Our moonwalking squirrel
Post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Post your warning label
He’s already doing so! Running around like a lunatic while stopping occasionally to refuel
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
He’s already doing so! Running around like a lunatic while stopping occasionally to refuel
Tangentially related meme I made years ago
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tangentially related meme I made years ago
Oh, hi! My name is Neville! I’ve recently decided it’s super cute to sing the song of my people around 2:30 every morning. My mommy loves it! She doesn’t really enjoy sleeping, so I help keep her awake!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh, hi! My name is Neville! I’ve recently decided it’s super cute to sing the song of my people around 2:30 every morning. My mommy loves it! She doesn’t really enjoy sleeping, so I help keep her awake!
I haven’t ordered from StitchFix in a very long time, but I still get into the app often enough for it to know my style for when the time comes that I can.
Okay. WTF is up with her hair? Every single girl I knew had that exact hair in second grade. So bad. A “pre-mullet” for the mullet curious.
Okay. WTF is up with her hair? Every single girl I knew had that exact hair in second grade. So bad. A “pre-mullet” for the mullet curious.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I haven’t ordered from StitchFix in a very long time, but I still get into the app often enough for it to know my style for when the time comes that I can.
Okay. WTF is up with her hair? Every single girl I knew had that exact hair in second grade. So bad. A “pre-mullet” for the mullet curious.
Okay. WTF is up with her hair? Every single girl I knew had that exact hair in second grade. So bad. A “pre-mullet” for the mullet curious.
I made this a few years ago. It makes me laugh.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I made this a few years ago. It makes me laugh.
Okay. So I know what this ACTUALLY means, but doesn’t it sound like a group for people to get together and eat a whole bunch or Metamucil or something? I can’t help but laugh
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Okay. So I know what this ACTUALLY means, but doesn’t it sound like a group for people to get together and eat a whole bunch or Metamucil or something? I can’t help but laugh
My socks ain’t got time for your shit
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My socks ain’t got time for your shit
My travel map. I feel like the descriptors are subjective.
Red - lived there
Orange - stayed for a night or more
Yellow - saw a tourist thing but didn’t sleep there
Green - made a pit-stop while passing through
Blue - just drove through without stopping
I didn’t do any purple - I wanna see all!
Red - lived there
Orange - stayed for a night or more
Yellow - saw a tourist thing but didn’t sleep there
Green - made a pit-stop while passing through
Blue - just drove through without stopping
I didn’t do any purple - I wanna see all!
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My travel map. I feel like the descriptors are subjective.
Red - lived there
Orange - stayed for a night or more
Yellow - saw a tourist thing but didn’t sleep there
Green - made a pit-stop while passing through
Blue - just drove through without stopping
I didn’t do any purple - I wanna see all!
Red - lived there
Orange - stayed for a night or more
Yellow - saw a tourist thing but didn’t sleep there
Green - made a pit-stop while passing through
Blue - just drove through without stopping
I didn’t do any purple - I wanna see all!
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
I’m getting mixed signals here. Is this supposed to read Da’ Anger? Or like DAAAAAANGER. And are you dangerous if you have Jesus stickers on your minivan? Just curious
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m getting mixed signals here. Is this supposed to read Da’ Anger? Or like DAAAAAANGER. And are you dangerous if you have Jesus stickers on your minivan? Just curious
That’s my cat. I’ve had cats effectively play fetch before, but Neville’s single brain cell can’t handle it
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s my cat. I’ve had cats effectively play fetch before, but Neville’s single brain cell can’t handle it
The Harlem Globetrotters are in cahoots with those meddling kids
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Harlem Globetrotters are in cahoots with those meddling kids
My eloquent response
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My eloquent response
Rep Gary Palmer is the fucking worst
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Rep Gary Palmer is the fucking worst
“Is it I before E except after C or is it E before I for who knows why? You know what…I’ll do both. Just to be safe.”
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Is it I before E except after C or is it E before I for who knows why? You know what…I’ll do both. Just to be safe.”
…and it’s been about 54 hours since the injury. It’s hot to the touch and the pain is increasing. Should I see a doctor now? Should I give it a few days?
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
…and it’s been about 54 hours since the injury. It’s hot to the touch and the pain is increasing. Should I see a doctor now? Should I give it a few days?
Glad you went! I did, too!
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Glad you went! I did, too!