Manny Phesto
@dakall.bsky.social
My life coach benched me
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Manny Phesto
@dakall.bsky.social
· Jan 13
My mom says I'm handsome.
- Me, flirting.
- Me, flirting.
So you're a drummer? Beat it.
So you’re an accountant? That adds up.
So you're an ice skater? That figures.
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
So you're a drummer? Beat it.
Slightly diminish a game:
Chutes and Step Stools
Chutes and Step Stools
Slightly diminish a game:
Duopoly
Duopoly
Slightly diminish a game:
Mortal Wombat
Mortal Wombat
January 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Slightly diminish a game:
Chutes and Step Stools
Chutes and Step Stools
I poop a little bit several times a day. It's called micro-dueceing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I poop a little bit several times a day. It's called micro-dueceing.
Cum one, cum all.
- orgy invitation
- orgy invitation
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Cum one, cum all.
- orgy invitation
- orgy invitation
Depeche Mode voice:
🎶 Ignore the science 🎶
🎶 Ignore the science 🎶
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Depeche Mode voice:
🎶 Ignore the science 🎶
🎶 Ignore the science 🎶
Still Hot for Teacher, Van Halen
Please advise
Please advise
still Can't Drive 55, Sammy Hagar.
Please advise
Please advise
Still going my own way, Fleetwood Mac.
Please advise
Please advise
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Still Hot for Teacher, Van Halen
Please advise
Please advise
Will Super Bowl LX make any sense if I haven't seen the other LIX?
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Will Super Bowl LX make any sense if I haven't seen the other LIX?
Bed, Bath, and Bedonkadonk
Bed, Bath, and Bedazzled
Bed, Bath, and Beelzebub
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Bed, Bath, and Bedonkadonk
Once again, I am the only one here at the Introverts Anonymous meeting.
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Once again, I am the only one here at the Introverts Anonymous meeting.
Why do athletes never mention their Lord and Savior before the game?
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Why do athletes never mention their Lord and Savior before the game?
🎶 These boots are made for Walken 🎶
Christopher Walken home
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🎶 These boots are made for Walken 🎶
Rick Springfield called.
He was looking for Jessie's girl
He was looking for Jessie's girl
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins called.
He said bbbwrruughhaaaaarrrrr!!!
He said bbbwrruughhaaaaarrrrr!!!
Warrens Zevon called.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Rick Springfield called.
He was looking for Jessie's girl
He was looking for Jessie's girl
Warrens Zevon called.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
Men at Work called
They said it's a mistake
They said it's a mistake
Eddie Vedder called.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Warrens Zevon called.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
Eddie Vedder called.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
Bob Marley called.
He suggested we "Wah-yo, wah-yo, wah-yo-yo-yo"
He suggested we "Wah-yo, wah-yo, wah-yo-yo-yo"
Peter Tosh called.
He strongly suggested we legalize it
He strongly suggested we legalize it
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Eddie Vedder called.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
My resolution is to be more resolute
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My resolution is to be more resolute
A countdown of the best countdowns of the year
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A countdown of the best countdowns of the year
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Moody Spice Girls
The Moody Spice Girls
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Red Hot Butthole Surfers
Red Hot Butthole Surfers
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Moody Spice Girls
The Moody Spice Girls
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Twisted Sister Hazel
Twisted Sister Hazel
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Men Without Cake
Men Without Cake
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Twisted Sister Hazel
Twisted Sister Hazel
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Earth, Arcade & Fire
Earth, Arcade & Fire
ruin two bands by combining them:
the bee fugees
the bee fugees
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
🎶 Blockin' around the Christmas tree 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
🎶 Blockin' around the Christmas tree 🎶
The Grinch Commandments
In the Heat of the Grinch
Grinchfellas
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Grinch Commandments
They have petting zoos for kids. How about heavy petting zoos for adults?
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They have petting zoos for kids. How about heavy petting zoos for adults?
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my progressive lenses in my new glasses.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my fupa
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.