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Manny Phesto
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My life coach benched me

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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · Jan 28
The band nearly broke up when Duran wanted his name listed first.
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Wheel of fortune cookie
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Why do athletes never mention their Lord and Savior before the game?
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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🎶 These boots are made for Walken 🎶
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Steely Dan called.

Rikki lost that number
jakevig.bsky.social Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4d
Iron Maiden called.

They suggested that you run to the hills.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Rick Springfield called.

He was looking for Jessie's girl
vicsvaporub.bsky.social Vic Svaporub @vicsvaporub.bsky.social · 3d
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins called.

He said bbbwrruughhaaaaarrrrr!!!
dakall.bsky.social Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 3d
Warrens Zevon called.

He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Warrens Zevon called.

He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
goaskalis.bsky.social Joanne @goaskalis.bsky.social · 3d
Men at Work called

They said it's a mistake
dakall.bsky.social Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 3d
Eddie Vedder called.

I'm not quite sure what he said.
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Eddie Vedder called.

I'm not quite sure what he said.
buddhatree.bsky.social Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 3d
Bob Marley called.

He suggested we "Wah-yo, wah-yo, wah-yo-yo-yo"
sicburns2.bsky.social [Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3d
Peter Tosh called.

He strongly suggested we legalize it
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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My resolution is to be more resolute
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A countdown of the best countdowns of the year
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Raiders are proof that having 4 head coaches on the payroll does not guarantee a winning season.
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Anyone else tired of leftover leftovers?
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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What's everyone's fave Avatar quote?

Mine is: "Say Hello to my little Avatar!"
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Ruin two bands by combining them:

The Moody Spice Girls
deviwestside.bsky.social Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6d
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Red Hot Butthole Surfers
dakall.bsky.social Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Ruin two bands by combining them:

Twisted Sister Hazel
burritozen.net 🌯BurritoZen🌯 @burritozen.net · 6d
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Men Without Cake
dakall.bsky.social Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Ruin two bands by combining them:

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
linanneblack.bsky.social Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 6d
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Earth, Arcade & Fire
californiahorst.bsky.social BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 6d
ruin two bands by combining them:

the bee fugees
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🎶 Blockin' around the Christmas tree 🎶
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The Grinch Commandments
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I hope she was dressed appropriately

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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter calls TSA 'unconstitutional' after pat-down
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's daughter says she had an "absurdly invasive" pat-down at an airport security checkpoint on Thursday.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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They have petting zoos for kids. How about heavy petting zoos for adults?
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
therealscotchtape.bsky.social Scotch Tape™️ @therealscotchtape.bsky.social · Nov 6
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my progressive lenses in my new glasses.
brielikethechhes.bsky.social Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · Nov 6
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my fupa
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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[during sex] I think I'm double parked.
potshopboy.bsky.social Pot Shop Boy Version 2026 @potshopboy.bsky.social · Oct 29
[during sex] You got change for a twenty?
jimstewart.bsky.social Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Oct 29
[during sex] well, I can't top this.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I've yet to see a sex dungeon on HGTV
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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You're fired. Grab your check on the way out.

Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
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Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
LSU has decided to fire fourth-year head coach Brian Kelly, sources told Yahoo Sports' Ross Dellenger.LSU officials began discussing the sideline boss' future Sunday after the Tigers suffered a 49-25 ...
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October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM