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Manny Phesto
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The band nearly broke up when Duran wanted his name listed first.
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my progressive lenses in my new glasses.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my fupa
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
[during sex] I think I'm double parked.
[during sex] You got change for a twenty?
[during sex] well, I can't top this.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I've yet to see a sex dungeon on HGTV
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You're fired. Grab your check on the way out.

Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
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Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
LSU has decided to fire fourth-year head coach Brian Kelly, sources told Yahoo Sports' Ross Dellenger.LSU officials began discussing the sideline boss' future Sunday after the Tigers suffered a 49-25 ...
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October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Throw back uniforms should also include leather helmets.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sloppy Joe Blue
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.

I’m Beef Stick Gray
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Straight jacket implies the existence of a gay jacket
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If only someone has the foresight to name the East Wing after a Confederate general.
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I call my emergency supply of underwear a sharter pack
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Kinda ironic that he's building a ballroom because no one has any balls.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That looked very different on YouTube.

-me as a doctor
That's not supposed to bend that way.

-me as a doctor
Can you poop that?

-me as a doctor
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My wife made a "honey-don't" list for the bedroom.
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
* Brings a limerick to a punfight *
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm trying to reduce my screentime by 1375%
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Still thinking about that one time I was able to tear something along the perforations.
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Penny Marshall Tucker Band
Led Zeppelin-manuel Miranda
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nicholas Cage the Elephant
Steve McQueens of the Stone Age
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Manny Phesto
Nirvanna Nicole Smith
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
Pearl Jamie Lee Curtis
Better Than Ezra Klein
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lady Gaga should open pizza place in the Gaza Strip called Gaga's Gaza 'Za
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My favorite song by The Who about collectables is "Labubu O'Reilly"
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Manny Phesto
Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Taek won don't
No, I'm not a martial arts expert. You're Kung Fusing me with someone else.
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM