Manny Phesto
@dakall.bsky.social
My life coach benched me
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Manny Phesto
@dakall.bsky.social
· Jan 28
The band nearly broke up when Duran wanted his name listed first.
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my progressive lenses in my new glasses.
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just my fupa
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my black socks with sandals.
Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Going to the Costco sample ladies talent show tonight
I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just realized that my penis isn't small; it's fun size.
[during sex] I think I'm double parked.
[during sex] You got change for a twenty?
[during sex] well, I can't top this.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[during sex] I think I'm double parked.
I've yet to see a sex dungeon on HGTV
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've yet to see a sex dungeon on HGTV
You're fired. Grab your check on the way out.
Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
thescore.com/ncaaf/news/3...
Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
thescore.com/ncaaf/news/3...
Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
LSU has decided to fire fourth-year head coach Brian Kelly, sources told Yahoo Sports' Ross Dellenger.LSU officials began discussing the sideline boss' future Sunday after the Tigers suffered a 49-25 ...
thescore.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You're fired. Grab your check on the way out.
Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
thescore.com/ncaaf/news/3...
Report: LSU fires Kelly after blowout loss to Texas A&M
thescore.com/ncaaf/news/3...
Throw back uniforms should also include leather helmets.
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Throw back uniforms should also include leather helmets.
Sloppy Joe Blue
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Beef Stick Gray
I’m Beef Stick Gray
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sloppy Joe Blue
Straight jacket implies the existence of a gay jacket
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Straight jacket implies the existence of a gay jacket
If only someone has the foresight to name the East Wing after a Confederate general.
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If only someone has the foresight to name the East Wing after a Confederate general.
I call my emergency supply of underwear a sharter pack
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I call my emergency supply of underwear a sharter pack
Kinda ironic that he's building a ballroom because no one has any balls.
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kinda ironic that he's building a ballroom because no one has any balls.
That looked very different on YouTube.
-me as a doctor
-me as a doctor
That's not supposed to bend that way.
-me as a doctor
-me as a doctor
Can you poop that?
-me as a doctor
-me as a doctor
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That looked very different on YouTube.
-me as a doctor
-me as a doctor
My wife made a "honey-don't" list for the bedroom.
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My wife made a "honey-don't" list for the bedroom.
* Brings a limerick to a punfight *
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
* Brings a limerick to a punfight *
I'm trying to reduce my screentime by 1375%
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm trying to reduce my screentime by 1375%
Still thinking about that one time I was able to tear something along the perforations.
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Still thinking about that one time I was able to tear something along the perforations.
Penny Marshall Tucker Band
Led Zeppelin-manuel Miranda
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Penny Marshall Tucker Band
Nicholas Cage the Elephant
Steve McQueens of the Stone Age
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nicholas Cage the Elephant
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Nirvanna Nicole Smith
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Nirvanna Nicole Smith
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
Pearl Jamie Lee Curtis
Better Than Ezra Klein
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Emma Stone Temple Pilots
Lady Gaga should open pizza place in the Gaza Strip called Gaga's Gaza 'Za
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lady Gaga should open pizza place in the Gaza Strip called Gaga's Gaza 'Za
My favorite song by The Who about collectables is "Labubu O'Reilly"
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My favorite song by The Who about collectables is "Labubu O'Reilly"
Reposted by Manny Phesto
Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses
Taek won don't
No, I'm not a martial arts expert. You're Kung Fusing me with someone else.
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Taek won don't