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@d4c3.bsky.social
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fuck bangers. i'd be happy not embarrassing myself.
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fuck bangers. i'd be happy not embarrassing myself.
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Listen up liberal
My arm hurts 😭
My arm hurts 😭
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Listen up liberal
My arm hurts 😭
My arm hurts 😭
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Okay look - the dunking on this as self-serving etc is all good (really) but I think there is actually a meaningful insight here into why X becoming a child abuse material generator basically had near-zero impact on a huge chunk of the progressive / left base still using it as a comms platform
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Okay look - the dunking on this as self-serving etc is all good (really) but I think there is actually a meaningful insight here into why X becoming a child abuse material generator basically had near-zero impact on a huge chunk of the progressive / left base still using it as a comms platform
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"Is pee stored in the balls" I don't know, the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
"Is pee stored in the balls" I don't know, the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
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Most alt history looking thing I’ve ever seen on Wikipedia
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Most alt history looking thing I’ve ever seen on Wikipedia
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I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
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Insane Cheeseburger Posse
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Insane Cheeseburger Posse
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I trebucheted a man in Reno just to watch him fly.
January 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I trebucheted a man in Reno just to watch him fly.
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*sees ppl gathered around a person who collapsed*
exercise teacher: step aside. im an exercise teacher *bends over collapsed person* GIMME A PULSE
[annnnnnnnnd send 👻]
exercise teacher: step aside. im an exercise teacher *bends over collapsed person* GIMME A PULSE
[annnnnnnnnd send 👻]
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
*sees ppl gathered around a person who collapsed*
exercise teacher: step aside. im an exercise teacher *bends over collapsed person* GIMME A PULSE
[annnnnnnnnd send 👻]
exercise teacher: step aside. im an exercise teacher *bends over collapsed person* GIMME A PULSE
[annnnnnnnnd send 👻]
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Whenever a woman flirts with me, my bowtie spins uncontrollably
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Whenever a woman flirts with me, my bowtie spins uncontrollably
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man goes to see the great clown paggliacci and says, “my chest hurts!”. pagliacci looks at him and says “i know what to do! there is a doctor at the hospital - go and see him!” and the man says “but, pagliacci…”
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
man goes to see the great clown paggliacci and says, “my chest hurts!”. pagliacci looks at him and says “i know what to do! there is a doctor at the hospital - go and see him!” and the man says “but, pagliacci…”
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I’m giving the squirrels a break today. They’re inside making sandwiches while I dart back and forth in front of traffic
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I’m giving the squirrels a break today. They’re inside making sandwiches while I dart back and forth in front of traffic
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Please respect my piracy at this time
January 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Please respect my piracy at this time
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I am actually going to start believing in hell so that these people have a place to go.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I am actually going to start believing in hell so that these people have a place to go.
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I don’t know how Malinauskas is managing to make this even worse. This is a horrendous comment - the false equivalence here is horrific
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I don’t know how Malinauskas is managing to make this even worse. This is a horrendous comment - the false equivalence here is horrific
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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Healthy Harold is pulling out of the Adelaide Writers' Festival, as per a statement published to his Facebook
"Whilst I am disappointed to lose this chance to promote my new autobiography, there is nothing more unhealthy and unhappy than censorship. Free Palestine, and do not take drugs"
"Whilst I am disappointed to lose this chance to promote my new autobiography, there is nothing more unhealthy and unhappy than censorship. Free Palestine, and do not take drugs"
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Healthy Harold is pulling out of the Adelaide Writers' Festival, as per a statement published to his Facebook
"Whilst I am disappointed to lose this chance to promote my new autobiography, there is nothing more unhealthy and unhappy than censorship. Free Palestine, and do not take drugs"
"Whilst I am disappointed to lose this chance to promote my new autobiography, there is nothing more unhealthy and unhappy than censorship. Free Palestine, and do not take drugs"
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thinking abou my old bones
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
thinking abou my old bones
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The world tries to make you do this but never let the cowardice of elites make you cynical towards the courage and goodness of normal people
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The world tries to make you do this but never let the cowardice of elites make you cynical towards the courage and goodness of normal people
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
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I enjoy when folks get tetchy about the term "sequential art" and claim it's just a pretentious word for "comics", because when I point out they're overlapping but non-identical mediums, they always demand an example of one that isn't the other, and I get to hit them with "PowerPoint presentations".
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I enjoy when folks get tetchy about the term "sequential art" and claim it's just a pretentious word for "comics", because when I point out they're overlapping but non-identical mediums, they always demand an example of one that isn't the other, and I get to hit them with "PowerPoint presentations".
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Logging into social media is often like solving a mini mystery. Steadily finding clues to put together the big picture (often the picture sucks)
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Logging into social media is often like solving a mini mystery. Steadily finding clues to put together the big picture (often the picture sucks)
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Welcome to America, where we’ll arrest YOUR president for crimes but not OURS
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Welcome to America, where we’ll arrest YOUR president for crimes but not OURS
Trump found a DVD of Team America: World Police in the Whitehouse library, didn't he?
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Trump found a DVD of Team America: World Police in the Whitehouse library, didn't he?