Emma Ward
@cryptidbb.bsky.social
you are the instrument by which the universe cares
29, she/they
AuDHD, toastie, honorary fraggle 🩷🤍🩵
29, she/they
AuDHD, toastie, honorary fraggle 🩷🤍🩵
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“I have no plans to pen a memoir or write a set.” Thomas admitted. “Or do anything remotely creative, actually. But I’m still hopeful the anecdotes will come in useful.”
It’s all good material, says autistic woman who will never do stand-up
An autistic woman with zero desire to enter the comedy circuit convinces herself "it’s all good material" every time her life starts falling to pieces, it has been revealed. Paige Thomas, 31, from…
thedailytism.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“I have no plans to pen a memoir or write a set.” Thomas admitted. “Or do anything remotely creative, actually. But I’m still hopeful the anecdotes will come in useful.”
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World Central Kitchen @wck.org persists in feeding Gazans despite staffers killed in convoy attacks and food supplies disruptions. If you can, please support WCK’s efforts by donating. If you can’t, please share.
wck.org/relief/chefs...
wck.org/relief/chefs...
World Central Kitchen | Supporting Palestinian families displaced by conflict in Gaza & West Bank
In Gaza, relentless shelling and a ground offensive have killed tens of thousands of civilians and forced nearly two million more from their homes. Despite restrictions on humanitarian aid entering Ga...
wck.org
July 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
World Central Kitchen @wck.org persists in feeding Gazans despite staffers killed in convoy attacks and food supplies disruptions. If you can, please support WCK’s efforts by donating. If you can’t, please share.
wck.org/relief/chefs...
wck.org/relief/chefs...
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Hiring Manager: Your resume says you're a triple threat?
Me: I can sing and dance and I've got a knife.
Me: I can sing and dance and I've got a knife.
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hiring Manager: Your resume says you're a triple threat?
Me: I can sing and dance and I've got a knife.
Me: I can sing and dance and I've got a knife.
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people need fun things now more than ever … they need to be reminded that there’s still plenty worth fighting for !! otherwise, why bother having ‘good politics’ at all ? if u don’t love people & want a better world for them— one where they can have their needs met, can smile, laugh, create, love !
September 22, 2023 at 3:20 AM
people need fun things now more than ever … they need to be reminded that there’s still plenty worth fighting for !! otherwise, why bother having ‘good politics’ at all ? if u don’t love people & want a better world for them— one where they can have their needs met, can smile, laugh, create, love !
hi all! the deadline has been extended, please consider donating or sharing. things are getting scary everywhere, but we’re especially under-resourced in south dakota and this is our only queer community center
Prism Center Founders Campaign
Sustaining South Dakota’s Only Home for LGBTQ2S+ Community and Connection.
givebutter.com
July 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
hi all! the deadline has been extended, please consider donating or sharing. things are getting scary everywhere, but we’re especially under-resourced in south dakota and this is our only queer community center
if you have the ability, please consider a Pride Month donation to the Prism Center, the ONLY dedicated space for trans people in South Dakota. we're halfway to our goal with just a week left
Prism Center Founders Campaign
Sustaining South Dakota’s Only Home for LGBTQ2S+ Community and Connection.
givebutter.com
June 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
if you have the ability, please consider a Pride Month donation to the Prism Center, the ONLY dedicated space for trans people in South Dakota. we're halfway to our goal with just a week left
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I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune
May 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune
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Delving deep into the icy cold depths of the ocean to avoid would be predators and slowly becoming intimidatingly gigantic over time
May 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Delving deep into the icy cold depths of the ocean to avoid would be predators and slowly becoming intimidatingly gigantic over time
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
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This one I'm experiencing now is called "BECOMING THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKER"
September 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
This one I'm experiencing now is called "BECOMING THE MOTHERFUCKING JOKER"
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i need to be imprisoned in a sci-fi jail carved out of the middle of an asteroid every day after lunch so i don't go find and eat another lunch
May 4, 2023 at 5:51 PM
i need to be imprisoned in a sci-fi jail carved out of the middle of an asteroid every day after lunch so i don't go find and eat another lunch
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Thrown out an airlock because I refuse to shut up about how “cute” the earth looks from space.
February 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Thrown out an airlock because I refuse to shut up about how “cute” the earth looks from space.
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Knock . . .
. . . there?
Sappho
Sappho . . .
[ ]
. . . there?
Sappho
Sappho . . .
[ ]
February 8, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Knock . . .
. . . there?
Sappho
Sappho . . .
[ ]
. . . there?
Sappho
Sappho . . .
[ ]
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very upset she is not allowed to help with puzzle
February 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
very upset she is not allowed to help with puzzle
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tried drawing a dragon from memory
February 5, 2024 at 10:36 AM
tried drawing a dragon from memory
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Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.
December 23, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one person and do something to make them safer. Put a hat on a baby, feed someone, drop an email to someone telling them you care, help one person out.
December 4, 2023 at 6:09 AM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one person and do something to make them safer. Put a hat on a baby, feed someone, drop an email to someone telling them you care, help one person out.
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
September 17, 2023 at 6:28 PM
everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station
