Egregious Philbin
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Formerly @ChodeToJoy but someone else with an equally refined sense of humor beat me to it...
What a useless, cowardly wimp.
You can send an email. I just did.
Contact | U.S. Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois
The Official U.S. Senate website of Dick Durbin
www.durbin.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What a useless, cowardly wimp.
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Otto Schmidinger and Christine Stead, 1986
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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The boater was strangely reticent to talk to us about it, but what a boat and trailer combo.
September 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The boater was strangely reticent to talk to us about it, but what a boat and trailer combo.
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"Weekend at Bernie's" takes place during the Labor Day weekend.
long weekend at bernie's
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Weekend at Bernie's" takes place during the Labor Day weekend.
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when the butt thief is in town
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
when the butt thief is in town
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Releasing 1000 hungry mosquitoes at this auction to keep the bidding exciting.
July 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Releasing 1000 hungry mosquitoes at this auction to keep the bidding exciting.
I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but every so often I find myself really annoyed that we don't get the privilege of hearing what Hunter S. Thompson would have to say about the current milieu.
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm sure I'm not alone in this, but every so often I find myself really annoyed that we don't get the privilege of hearing what Hunter S. Thompson would have to say about the current milieu.
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
incredible things are happening in China
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Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
June 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
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This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
April 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:
°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!
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Here's a short playlist I made to see if you could potentially love one of my favorite bands.
"𝐀 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝"
Curated specifically for interested people who have absolutely no idea where to start.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
"𝐀 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝"
Curated specifically for interested people who have absolutely no idea where to start.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
𝗔 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗞𝗚𝗟𝗪 - YouTube
No matter what your favorite song is, it sounds like nothing else they've ever done.
www.youtube.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Here's a short playlist I made to see if you could potentially love one of my favorite bands.
"𝐀 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝"
Curated specifically for interested people who have absolutely no idea where to start.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
"𝐀 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝"
Curated specifically for interested people who have absolutely no idea where to start.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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the behind the scenes of the perspective shots of the little tiny gremlin guys from "the gate" feel like genuine images taken from a nightmare. the kind of nightmare where scale is horribly distorted and things are chasing you through an endless structure
October 11, 2024 at 9:26 AM
the behind the scenes of the perspective shots of the little tiny gremlin guys from "the gate" feel like genuine images taken from a nightmare. the kind of nightmare where scale is horribly distorted and things are chasing you through an endless structure
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Eat shit, Bruce Pearl.
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Eat shit, Bruce Pearl.
Could switching to Geico really make me instinctively reach for the remote control so I don't have to listen to that goddamn little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?
March 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Could switching to Geico really make me instinctively reach for the remote control so I don't have to listen to that goddamn little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?
It's that time of year when everyone makes that joke about knowing the channel number for TruTV.
March 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's that time of year when everyone makes that joke about knowing the channel number for TruTV.
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stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut
March 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut
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Do you know how shockingly refreshing that would be??
"Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"
"Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"
If the Democrats can't bring themselves to say "government spending is good, actually" in this precise moment, then they really are cooked and all need to be replaced.
Welker to Slotkin: "Democrats were in charge for four years. You were in Congress at the time. Why didn't Democrats do more to cut government spending when they were in charge?"
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Do you know how shockingly refreshing that would be??
"Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"
"Actually we created the National Weather Service to save lives. The weather app on your phone uses the data collected by NWS and NOAA. History proves that was a smart investment every hurricane season, every tornado, every [etc etc]"
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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
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Lol this sign
"Do not bring food into the library
Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"
😂
"Do not bring food into the library
Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"
😂
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Lol this sign
"Do not bring food into the library
Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"
😂
"Do not bring food into the library
Food residue will attract mice
Mice will acquire knowledge in the library
Get into university
Then replace you"
😂
Good job, @nascar.com
Either have your dumb rules for these dumb plate races or don't, but don't selectively enforce them. #NASCAR
Either have your dumb rules for these dumb plate races or don't, but don't selectively enforce them. #NASCAR
February 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Good job, @nascar.com
Either have your dumb rules for these dumb plate races or don't, but don't selectively enforce them. #NASCAR
Either have your dumb rules for these dumb plate races or don't, but don't selectively enforce them. #NASCAR
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