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Kyle
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"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." He/him.
Don't steal this from us. The hope of being able to ruin UVA season is all we have left.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That was a beautiful pass.

I'm so grateful to not have a rooting interest in the SEC so I can just enjoy Bama being Bama.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's sad Diego Pavia was robbed of his chance to hammer in the final nail in Hugh's coffin, but at least he got his first victory over the villain DJ Durkin.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That is an absurd amount of open for any receiver to be in overtime. Auburn apparently depending on Jesus to cover him.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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spags is gonna design a blitz thats illegal in 9 states and hit bo nix so hard he grows a third kidney
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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“the mystery vat of assorted nautical goo”

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November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sound the @mikegolicjr.bsky.social claxon, the sickos at Reese's are cooking again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If they made a NASCAR/Yakuza crossover, I don't know if we'd ever hear from @edsbs.bsky.social again.

He was last seen wall-riding 3/4 at Martinsville to Baka Mitai
Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name is $14.99 on US PSN buff.ly/QctsKSO
(Steam) $14.72 Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/IHqc03b

PS4 import $35.45 VGP buff.ly/iGeNH2i
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Buddy, you better come up with some clever fucking rhymes or develop a charming southern accent, because this shit isn't gonna cut it.
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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“God wouldn’t want me to do that”

God wouldn’t want you to keep letting them play in your face
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If we had to pick a Ryan-based creator of a 2000s FX prestige drama, we should have picked Shawn Ryan.

One of them introduced us to Walton Goggins, and the other killed a character on-screen with a build-a-bear machine.
Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dominos to the youth and their meme:
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I love fine like Jesus loves the heart of the sinner
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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excited to see what Dan Brown has to say about these election results tomorrow on CBS
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
🚨MAYOR CLAPSADDLE🚨

Let's fucking go, Deacs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Just so you know, this is what 13-10 felt like.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The Cuomo rally is playing “Living on a Prayer” lollll this rules
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
WE ALSO DID A GOOD THING
(AP) — Kansas’ Republican House leader on Tuesday dropped efforts to force a redraw of U.S. House districts that would have thrust the state into a widening national battle for partisan advantage in the 2026 elections

apnews.com/article/redi...
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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how mad is everyone that people dunked on these fuckers via a public service commission election
WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.

That seems...significant.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I will tell you right now, if this wholly meaningless season ends with us winning a pointless game to keep UVA out of the playoff, I am going to be a fucking MENACE.
change nothing, put it in just like this
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Somebody needs to RKO Chris coming in just from out of frame. Let’s fuck up that whole family’s night
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM