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it is crazy to live through the historic defeat of your values
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
it is crazy to live through the historic defeat of your values
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I know I need to sleep but it’s lame and being exhausted is very cool
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I know I need to sleep but it’s lame and being exhausted is very cool
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Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
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April 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
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I should get a tax break for flossing
January 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I should get a tax break for flossing
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Don't apologise for the stuff you make. You made it, so be its most enthusiastic champion.
December 28, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Don't apologise for the stuff you make. You made it, so be its most enthusiastic champion.
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Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl
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NOSferatu is a fast and furious prequel
December 27, 2024 at 9:05 PM
NOSferatu is a fast and furious prequel
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Noooo don't celebrate Robin Hood! Stealing from the king is a criiiiiime. The peasants don't understand he needs all that gold to run the kingdooooom. This barbaaaaaric, come guys we're civilized
December 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Noooo don't celebrate Robin Hood! Stealing from the king is a criiiiiime. The peasants don't understand he needs all that gold to run the kingdooooom. This barbaaaaaric, come guys we're civilized
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Enshrining labor rights, transparency, free agency/social mobility, and democracy, while ensuring that regular folks didn't get screwed over too often, isn't some bleeding-heart gift to the poor - it's self-defense! And it's also great for for peace & innovation! Which is also good for the rich.
December 13, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Enshrining labor rights, transparency, free agency/social mobility, and democracy, while ensuring that regular folks didn't get screwed over too often, isn't some bleeding-heart gift to the poor - it's self-defense! And it's also great for for peace & innovation! Which is also good for the rich.
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hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
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For the 330th consecutive week (!) every single call that went against my teams was insane bullshit and every call that should have been made that would've benefitted my teams was somehow missed. I am on some kind of bad luck heater!
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
For the 330th consecutive week (!) every single call that went against my teams was insane bullshit and every call that should have been made that would've benefitted my teams was somehow missed. I am on some kind of bad luck heater!
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
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me: OH MY GOD I JUST GOT BIT BY A DOG!
maria from the sound of music: ok the first thing you should do is think about mittens
maria from the sound of music: ok the first thing you should do is think about mittens
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 AM
me: OH MY GOD I JUST GOT BIT BY A DOG!
maria from the sound of music: ok the first thing you should do is think about mittens
maria from the sound of music: ok the first thing you should do is think about mittens
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then Brick is a Christmas song
The more I think about it, the wilder it was that "Brick" by Ben Folds Five was a legitimate radio hit in the late 90s.
November 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then Brick is a Christmas song
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Was thinking how scary it would be if every post took away a minute of your life and then I realized yeah like that's exactly how it works
November 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Was thinking how scary it would be if every post took away a minute of your life and then I realized yeah like that's exactly how it works
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My god...that's the king's sigil
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My god...that's the king's sigil
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we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
November 12, 2024 at 4:36 PM
we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times
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Every day I stray further from the notification light.
November 6, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Every day I stray further from the notification light.
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This ocean of misinformation is eroding everyone's critical thinking skills. It seems like most people are totally fine with laziness and lies as long as they're funny, cute, or confirm their biases.
October 30, 2024 at 6:48 PM
This ocean of misinformation is eroding everyone's critical thinking skills. It seems like most people are totally fine with laziness and lies as long as they're funny, cute, or confirm their biases.
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