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No spoilers please. I can’t wait to see what drama happens next on White POTUS.
April 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No spoilers please. I can’t wait to see what drama happens next on White POTUS.
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Doing jokes about computer memory as a bit
April 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Doing jokes about computer memory as a bit
My phone is such a slut, it connects to every router it meets.
April 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My phone is such a slut, it connects to every router it meets.
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I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I can't believe you forgot me on your birthday.
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You haven't experienced real friendship until you've called a radio station to request a song, while your friend frantically gets the cassette ready to record it.
March 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You haven't experienced real friendship until you've called a radio station to request a song, while your friend frantically gets the cassette ready to record it.
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You haven't cried until you've heard me sing my version of The Rose
March 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You haven't cried until you've heard me sing my version of The Rose
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If life doesn’t give you lemons, just eat a steak.
March 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If life doesn’t give you lemons, just eat a steak.
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bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
March 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
bidets only work if you’re euro peein’ . folks,,
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I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
March 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
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Imagine if Sloths knew Tai Chi
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Imagine if Sloths knew Tai Chi
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Deny. Defend. Destroy. Dispussy.
December 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Deny. Defend. Destroy. Dispussy.
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I'm too apathetic to care.
December 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I'm too apathetic to care.
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Don’t worry, you’re not the first person to mistake my flirting for a stroke
December 7, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Don’t worry, you’re not the first person to mistake my flirting for a stroke
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The writing was on the wall, but the text was indecipherable.
August 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
The writing was on the wall, but the text was indecipherable.
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Honestly we're really not experiencing high call volumes at the moment but fuck you lol
December 7, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Honestly we're really not experiencing high call volumes at the moment but fuck you lol
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Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet.
Me: I know enough people.
Me: I know enough people.
November 26, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet.
Me: I know enough people.
Me: I know enough people.
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My houseplants when I'm chugging water 1st thing in the morning.
a painting of a monster with the words " i 'm okay " written on it
Alt: a painting of a monster with the words " i 'm okay " written on it
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November 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My houseplants when I'm chugging water 1st thing in the morning.
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Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
November 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Don't forget to peel the skin off of the turkey tomorrow and wear it on your face to impress the relatives
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On Bluesky, we refer to them as “reply gentlemen”.
July 12, 2024 at 2:48 PM
On Bluesky, we refer to them as “reply gentlemen”.
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Sorry I accidentally sent you porn when I was introducing myself lol
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Sorry I accidentally sent you porn when I was introducing myself lol
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If you sit on the toilet for more than one hour, you become the default queen/king of the building.
November 27, 2024 at 1:01 PM
If you sit on the toilet for more than one hour, you become the default queen/king of the building.
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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I'm fat and dumb.
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I'm fat and dumb.
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I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I love this place. It's jokes, it's pet pictures and it's me trying not to lose my mind.