Chartreuse
@chartreuse.bsky.social
Cat owner, book addict, fabric hoarding nightmare.
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What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
I have approximately four inches left on the last row. I am not allowed to finish, obviously.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have approximately four inches left on the last row. I am not allowed to finish, obviously.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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at least for today theres nothing more i want from life than to have someone attend the white house press briefing and ask
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
at least for today theres nothing more i want from life than to have someone attend the white house press briefing and ask
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
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Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.
I really hope Megyn Kelly's daughters have safe adults in their life, because it really sounds as though their mom isn't one.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I really hope Megyn Kelly's daughters have safe adults in their life, because it really sounds as though their mom isn't one.
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
Really over the top ridiculous shoes (Crocs don't count, they're just ugly)
Stripey socks
Skull motifs (momento mori)
Velvet
Glass art
Glow in the dark things
Making things
The smell of freshly mowed grass
October
Absinthe
Really over the top ridiculous shoes (Crocs don't count, they're just ugly)
Stripey socks
Skull motifs (momento mori)
Velvet
Glass art
Glow in the dark things
Making things
The smell of freshly mowed grass
October
Absinthe
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
Red velvet cake
Quilts
Christmas music
The occult
Floral prints
Nag champa incense
Teal (the color)
Antlers
Louisiana Creole cuisine
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Red velvet cake
Quilts
Christmas music
The occult
Floral prints
Nag champa incense
Teal (the color)
Antlers
Louisiana Creole cuisine
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
Fountain pens
James Frazer
Guitars
Cats
William James
Watercolors
Dredge
Irish music
Werewolves
The Verve Pipe
Fountain pens
James Frazer
Guitars
Cats
William James
Watercolors
Dredge
Irish music
Werewolves
The Verve Pipe
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
Really over the top ridiculous shoes (Crocs don't count, they're just ugly)
Stripey socks
Skull motifs (momento mori)
Velvet
Glass art
Glow in the dark things
Making things
The smell of freshly mowed grass
October
Absinthe
Really over the top ridiculous shoes (Crocs don't count, they're just ugly)
Stripey socks
Skull motifs (momento mori)
Velvet
Glass art
Glow in the dark things
Making things
The smell of freshly mowed grass
October
Absinthe
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Yes. Prosecute them ALL. If they knew, if they were complicit, if they participated. Every last one of them. I don’t care which party, who they are, how beloved or rich or supposedly important. See how this works? Do the crime, pay the time. Those girls deserve justice.
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yes. Prosecute them ALL. If they knew, if they were complicit, if they participated. Every last one of them. I don’t care which party, who they are, how beloved or rich or supposedly important. See how this works? Do the crime, pay the time. Those girls deserve justice.
It's horrifying how many people seem to think that somebody making them horny is a qualification for anything other than potential romance or being somebody you lust at privately. It doesn't make them good for a job, a decent person, or anything else.
WTF, people.
WTF, people.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's horrifying how many people seem to think that somebody making them horny is a qualification for anything other than potential romance or being somebody you lust at privately. It doesn't make them good for a job, a decent person, or anything else.
WTF, people.
WTF, people.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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"Moisturize me!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Moisturize me!"
Finally, a Tingler for my life. Thanks, Chuck!
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November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Finally, a Tingler for my life. Thanks, Chuck!
The human body does not heal completely when it heals, and frankly, we all age like a banana (not a fine wine). At some point, illness, accidents, and just general wearing out will leave us all disabled. It's just a part of life. If you're lucky, you can stave it off a bit, but it's inevitable.
One thing I’m glad I learned young was everyone at their best is temporarily ablebodied. Disabled people are the largest minority group that you can join at a moments notice. If it’s an accessible space, when you need it you’ll have better access yourself. Selfishly you should want access for all
Your new motto should be: if it’s fine for disabled people, it’s fine for me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The human body does not heal completely when it heals, and frankly, we all age like a banana (not a fine wine). At some point, illness, accidents, and just general wearing out will leave us all disabled. It's just a part of life. If you're lucky, you can stave it off a bit, but it's inevitable.
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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Posting with alt-text because its the right thing to do, from @bagleycartoons.bsky.social
To think we were doing so well....
To think we were doing so well....
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Posting with alt-text because its the right thing to do, from @bagleycartoons.bsky.social
To think we were doing so well....
To think we were doing so well....
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
I hope Kim Davis has the life she deserves.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope Kim Davis has the life she deserves.
I'm so tired of people talking about things in terms of finances only. Things can be an investment. It doesn't change that there are more important aspects/values associated with things that are not just based on making money. It's sickening & shortsighted how many people can't recognize that.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm so tired of people talking about things in terms of finances only. Things can be an investment. It doesn't change that there are more important aspects/values associated with things that are not just based on making money. It's sickening & shortsighted how many people can't recognize that.
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I'm expecting a whole hell of a lot of Gordon Lightfoot today.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Today marks the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I'm expecting a whole hell of a lot of Gordon Lightfoot today.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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The downside to having a cat with inhalation allergies is that at different points in the year, your cat will end up making noises that are more like something you'd expect from a pug dog.
Poor cat, I hate that he's snorking again, because I know how much sinus congestion sucks.
Poor cat, I hate that he's snorking again, because I know how much sinus congestion sucks.
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The downside to having a cat with inhalation allergies is that at different points in the year, your cat will end up making noises that are more like something you'd expect from a pug dog.
Poor cat, I hate that he's snorking again, because I know how much sinus congestion sucks.
Poor cat, I hate that he's snorking again, because I know how much sinus congestion sucks.