AceBandage
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I'm Iridium on SA, sparklynines on Twitch, formerly @legaladvice_txt on Twitter. (she/her/trying to figure this shit out)
".... Mr President, what do you call an act like that?"
"It's actually a brilliant name, everyone says, they tell me 'sir we love the name, just love it', but we call it the Aristocrats."
"It's actually a brilliant name, everyone says, they tell me 'sir we love the name, just love it', but we call it the Aristocrats."
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
".... Mr President, what do you call an act like that?"
"It's actually a brilliant name, everyone says, they tell me 'sir we love the name, just love it', but we call it the Aristocrats."
"It's actually a brilliant name, everyone says, they tell me 'sir we love the name, just love it', but we call it the Aristocrats."
at least for today theres nothing more i want from life than to have someone attend the white house press briefing and ask
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
at least for today theres nothing more i want from life than to have someone attend the white house press briefing and ask
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
"Can the white house confirm that President Trump has performed fellatio on former President Bill Clinton?"
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim
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I hate it when a shitpost I make immediately becomes relevant.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I hate it when a shitpost I make immediately becomes relevant.
mandatory corporate training suggestion: how to hold a microphone properly when your boss surprises you with a department presentation.
Loosely holding it at your waist pointing vaguely upwards is a regular difficulty it seems.
Loosely holding it at your waist pointing vaguely upwards is a regular difficulty it seems.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
mandatory corporate training suggestion: how to hold a microphone properly when your boss surprises you with a department presentation.
Loosely holding it at your waist pointing vaguely upwards is a regular difficulty it seems.
Loosely holding it at your waist pointing vaguely upwards is a regular difficulty it seems.
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Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
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Not exactly a bombshell here but I guess I’m convinced now that Epstein was killed to protect Trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Not exactly a bombshell here but I guess I’m convinced now that Epstein was killed to protect Trump
wife and i have been watching Game of Wool, like bake off for knitting.
we are in agreement that one of the challenges should be "knit a sweater in 12 hours. we will be releasing a dozen kittens into the room while you do so."
we are in agreement that one of the challenges should be "knit a sweater in 12 hours. we will be releasing a dozen kittens into the room while you do so."
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
wife and i have been watching Game of Wool, like bake off for knitting.
we are in agreement that one of the challenges should be "knit a sweater in 12 hours. we will be releasing a dozen kittens into the room while you do so."
we are in agreement that one of the challenges should be "knit a sweater in 12 hours. we will be releasing a dozen kittens into the room while you do so."
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hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
"How likely are you to recommend this urgent care location?" Yeah bro, yeah, for real, it's awesome, go do like I did and fuck your hand up with a hedge trimmer you gotta check this place out.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"How likely are you to recommend this urgent care location?" Yeah bro, yeah, for real, it's awesome, go do like I did and fuck your hand up with a hedge trimmer you gotta check this place out.
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I hope Kim Davis has the life she deserves.
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope Kim Davis has the life she deserves.
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Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...
Let's Check In With People Who Threatened To Leave Zohran Mamdani's NYC | Defector
When Zohran Mamdani upset Andrew Cuomo to win the New York City Democratic mayoral primary in June, it led to a lot of histrionics. The usual fear tactics against a young Muslim democratic socialist h...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...
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we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
rest assured, schumer and jeffries are working around the clock to come up with a plan for squandering this opportunity
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
rest assured, schumer and jeffries are working around the clock to come up with a plan for squandering this opportunity
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A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
so we never have to hear from andrew cuomo again right
right?
right?
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
so we never have to hear from andrew cuomo again right
right?
right?
to anyone thats surprised at CNN doing the rehabilitating Cheney obit, keep in mind that hos bullshit got them AMAZING ratings. of course theyre gonna softball it. they were as culpable in it as anyone
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
to anyone thats surprised at CNN doing the rehabilitating Cheney obit, keep in mind that hos bullshit got them AMAZING ratings. of course theyre gonna softball it. they were as culpable in it as anyone
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ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
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Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers
This is a very difficult time of the year for many people. If you see friends or loved ones starting to eye those christmas decorations, please share this message of support.
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Not Quite Almost Christmas Time - (Official Video)
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November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is a very difficult time of the year for many people. If you see friends or loved ones starting to eye those christmas decorations, please share this message of support.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9G...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9G...
now begins again the adventure of "which time zone will the cats demand the morning feeding on"
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
now begins again the adventure of "which time zone will the cats demand the morning feeding on"
i've said many times the main thing that youtube recommendations needs is a word filter.
second place is an option for "mark as watched", because even shit i've seen in the past few days with the full little red bar under it, it likes to needlessly recommend for weeks at a time.
second place is an option for "mark as watched", because even shit i've seen in the past few days with the full little red bar under it, it likes to needlessly recommend for weeks at a time.
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i've said many times the main thing that youtube recommendations needs is a word filter.
second place is an option for "mark as watched", because even shit i've seen in the past few days with the full little red bar under it, it likes to needlessly recommend for weeks at a time.
second place is an option for "mark as watched", because even shit i've seen in the past few days with the full little red bar under it, it likes to needlessly recommend for weeks at a time.