Archai
@archai.bsky.social
Bird | they/he | pan, poly | problem solver, maker, geek, lover, fighter | queer freelance dad | excessive political content will be diluted with furry art and absurdism until the appropriate vibe is restored
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The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird
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Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
I have lost count of the number of times that AS S FULLY SIGHTED PERSON the alt text on an image has been clutch in understanding the joke, or whatever the important thing about a posted image was supposed to be.
it's like alt text. no alt text is whatever. fine, you didn't care, couldn't be bothered, forgot, whatever. i get it.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I have lost count of the number of times that AS S FULLY SIGHTED PERSON the alt text on an image has been clutch in understanding the joke, or whatever the important thing about a posted image was supposed to be.
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it's like alt text. no alt text is whatever. fine, you didn't care, couldn't be bothered, forgot, whatever. i get it.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
it's like alt text. no alt text is whatever. fine, you didn't care, couldn't be bothered, forgot, whatever. i get it.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
but alt text that's just "image", or hash tags, or other not-actually-descriptive-of-the-image is like... c'mon. that isn't what that's for *and you know it*.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
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Maybe they should allocate some of their SEO budget to security this year.
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Maybe they should allocate some of their SEO budget to security this year.
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
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January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
www.reddit.com/r/confession...
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*looks over at Schumer and Jeffries*
Zohran Mamdani, the new mayor of New York City, called President Trump on Saturday to personally object to strikes the U.S. had conducted in Venezuela and to the capture of its leader, Nicolás Maduro. Mamdani accused Trump of violating international law.
Zohran Mamdani Called President Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
Mayor Zohran Mamdani of New York accused President Trump of violating international law. It was the first time he had criticized the president since their White House meeting.
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January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
*looks over at Schumer and Jeffries*
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Trump making up stuff to hide actual war crimes and violations of UN charters. I might be American and served in the US military but this is completely unacceptable behavior from Trump and his administration.
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Trump making up stuff to hide actual war crimes and violations of UN charters. I might be American and served in the US military but this is completely unacceptable behavior from Trump and his administration.
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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OH MY GOSH THIS YEEN
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
OH MY GOSH THIS YEEN
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Just throwing this out there, but if anyone needs a DJ for the party they're gonna throw once we get the Big Beautiful Obituary, I'll clear my schedule for that gig.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Just throwing this out there, but if anyone needs a DJ for the party they're gonna throw once we get the Big Beautiful Obituary, I'll clear my schedule for that gig.
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January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Days like this is why I made an endless scroll of old ansi art at @ansibot.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Days like this is why I made an endless scroll of old ansi art at @ansibot.bsky.social
Hey friends, there’s a lot of world events in the feed today. They’re not great. Gentle reminder: BOOST ART MORE THAN USUAL. Nice things, good things, horny things in the feed may not change the outcome, but you bet your ass they’ll blunt the psychological trauma of…this. Whatever this is.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Hey friends, there’s a lot of world events in the feed today. They’re not great. Gentle reminder: BOOST ART MORE THAN USUAL. Nice things, good things, horny things in the feed may not change the outcome, but you bet your ass they’ll blunt the psychological trauma of…this. Whatever this is.
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Another commissioned cutie, this time for @chive-kancil.bsky.social !
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Another commissioned cutie, this time for @chive-kancil.bsky.social !
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I'd love to see these 2 ideological adversaries debate some day.
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'd love to see these 2 ideological adversaries debate some day.
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Werewolf vs drone
And that's how you can keep your werewolf husband entertained!
And that's how you can keep your werewolf husband entertained!
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Werewolf vs drone
And that's how you can keep your werewolf husband entertained!
And that's how you can keep your werewolf husband entertained!
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Rep. Seth Moulton comes on CNN and starts by saying: "Is anyone going to just stop for a second and be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We've got a lot of problems in America today, and invading / occupying / running Venezuela does not solve any of them."
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Rep. Seth Moulton comes on CNN and starts by saying: "Is anyone going to just stop for a second and be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We've got a lot of problems in America today, and invading / occupying / running Venezuela does not solve any of them."
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.